OMG I just heard that my friend got retrenched :O :O
*clutches office desk
It’s okay as long as I keep doing the work of 2 people WTF.
Ok from this point on don’t really need to read cos it’s going to be a boring entry on work.
So. The Urbanscapes escapade that never happened.
Twitter is making me lazy!
People who follow me would know I don’t twit often. I don’t twit when I’m feeding my cat or when I’m having char kuey teow.
But somehow I’ve gotten used to saying things in 140 characters or less and I realized I don’t know what to blog about anymore!
I haven’t figured out how to put a Twitter widget on my blog yet but here are some of my most recent twits.
1.
sang out wht i thought was dominos number. Colleague called and got nilai memorial park. Whoops
2.
forgot i have twitter. wtf
3.
put my icecream in the fridge. forgot its fridge and not freezer. dammit!
4.
We are going to phi phi island tomorrow. With no sunblock. God help me
5.
A man looked at me and didn’t see where he was going so he tripped on the stairs HAHAHAHAH
6.
So good when you can tell arrogant ppl NOTHXBAI because u don’t need them & got better offer elsewhere. HAHA! Take that!
7.
is an empowered woman!
8.
just realized my mouth is caked with milo. For the whole meeting?!
9.
eating bubur mcd again because my ulcer will not go away T_T
10.
head down, to his knees, got to be a joker he just do what he please
(acting all in the knows with the Beatles)
11.
throat ulcer is going to make me lose weight
12.
never pick food out of your teeth and smell your hand
13.
Put on my brother’s contact lens instead WTF FML
I realize most of my twits are quite idiotic.
But what I have also realized that blogging can do and what Twitter can’t, is Twitter will not allow me to just sit down and ooze nonsense into my keyboard and onto my screen.
And that’s what I’m going to do now.
Oh we had a company wide health checkup the other day.
Surprise, I’m underweight!
Health counselor: “you don’t eat a lot, do you?”
Me: “Actually yes I do.”
Counselor: “No, that’s just what you think.” WTF.
Me: “No I do! You ask my friend! Lee Fen, do I eat a lot?”
Lee Fen: “Yes she eats mountains” WTFF
Counselor: “Well maybe you have a thyroid problem.” (?!?!)
Hate medical tests. But this one was free so I had to be Chinese and go for it.
I peed all over my hand while doing the pee test.
I kept begging them so I wouldn’t have to do the blood test but they shushed my whining and went ahead and stabbed my finger.
I went “MOTHERF*CKER” but thankfully I had my other hand clamped tightly over my mouth and people further away couldn’t hear wtf.
But the highlight was when I told See Yin, this silent and very act cool guy there was a blood test, he collapsed against the cubicle wall and wheezed. HAHAHAHA
P/S: Speaking of twits, how many people have read Roald Dahl’s book The Twits!
Mr and Mrs Twit.
Real life version wtf.
So I’m on a contest joining kick!
Audrey the Contest Contestant strikes again wtf.
It’s called the NESCAFÉ® Chill Lah Plex™.
I clicked on the link and the site was made to look like a little township complete with Nescafe truck running across the screen and a cinema called “Chill Lah Plex™”.
Anyway to go with NESCAFÉ World, there is also a new language, Chill Lah™ Style. Anyone can contribute to it. Like Vvens contributed “kambing” to replace with “coming” I am kambing! Wtf.
To speak Chill Lah™ Style, you just have to type words a bit differently from what you’re used to. Make sure the words you’re typing sound alike but are spelled differently.
Sow, base sickly yew shoed bee thai ping like diss wtf.
So the contest is to write a script, any script (but of course must be good la wtf) of maximum 6 scenes. (submission date by 9 August 2009)
The only catch is (and challenging way to test your creativity) you must feature any or all of the NESCAFÉ® Chilled Coffee cans.
(Fat Her makes a guest appearance with his friend, NESCAFÉ® Chilled Latte!)
If your script is chosen for the Top 20, you will automatically win RM2,000 per contestant!
And if you’re a Nuffnang member, the stakes are raised even higher because if you are chosen for one of the Top 20, you win an extra Rm1,000 on top of the 2,000. For more info, click here.
The Top 20 most voted entries will qualify for the final round which means they actually have to bring their script to life.
Format: MPEG, AVI, WMV, QUICKTIME or 3GP
Duration:3 mins
SUBMISSION DEADLINE:18:00:00, 2nd November 2009
1st place RM10,000 X 1
2nd place RM8,000 X 1
3rd place RM5,000 X 1
Consolation RM200 X 7
RM10,000! Can pay off 10% of my loan!
I tried writing a script… but it’s actually a lot harder than I thought it would be!
Click here for my script if you ever uhh need inspiration hahaha good joke Aud wtf.
It’s called uhhh Battle of the Botak *ashamed
And interesting tidbit: I named the protagonist Ah Ho because Aho means Stupid in Kansai ben (Kyoto dialect) Or is that in all Japanese? *aho
Pictures from Phuket Day 2!
(don’t have Day 1 yet because I haven’t gotten them from Tim *huffs)
Anyway! I came back from Phuket with:
NO TAN!
Butt ache
Sprained right index finger WTF
Super soft and glowing skin MMMMM wtf
Ok I show you why.
Woke up at the nice reasonable hour of 12pm. Walked out of the hotel and found a restaurant which called itself Thai-American (?)
I ordered Japanese curry rice /slurp chose very mild food because the night before Phuket I had dinner at Shangrila and managed to be allergic to their Chinese food -_______- I think they put too much MSG or something so I had very tender and swollen lips for a week T_T
Tim had fried rice with green curry! Which I looked at with envy because I love green curry.
Restaurant ambience. Very quaint. Sold Coke and Fanta in ancient glass bottles. Had handrawn posters of food on the wall and plastic table cloths!
Then after that I had a stomach ache and I had to walk back cross legged to the hotel wtf -____-
(so my butt ache came from walking too fast WTF)
I’m always like this!
Always have to go at inopportune moments. Like last night we were having dinner at not-so-clean coffee shop in PJ when I absolutely needed to go again.
So I waddled to the toilet…
and found the toilet seat was broken T_________T
And there ensued a very tiring and uncomfortable ten minutes of hovering (HOVERING!), fist clenching and worrying that my hair would touch the tong of flushing water at the side WTF.
Anyway back to Phuket.
Then on we went to the shooting range! (Tim’s dream)
Him and his sniper gun.
Ok the target in the middle of the green was mine. The one that looks as far as heaven wtf is what his distance was.
And he got bloody 95% accuracy on it!!!!
Tim wanted me to try a Colt but the guy didn’t dare. He gave me a very old school Al Capone looking type of pistol.
Ok it is incredibly hard to shoot a gun.
First of all I’m a n00b wtf. I don’t play fighting or war computer games. The only games I play are Sims… and Mickey Mouse games back when a Mac was called Macintosh wtf.
And I couldn’t pull the trigger! I was near tears by then…
and then the gun went off and scared the shit out of me holy shit how does the FBI deal with such fear on a daily basis wtf.
After I managed to let off all ten bullets (hey thanks god wtf). I was very dejected by then because I think half my bullets didn’t even hit the paper target at all *slumped
54% accuracy at 15 yards. I guess if I had a gun and a rapist came up to me I might as well give up and let him take me WTF.
Oh and that’s how I got my sprained finger. From shooting yo.
Vast array of guns. Of which I was not allowed to go near / was terrified of anyway.
Then the gun guy there asked baby to try the shot gun! Either thinking he’s some kind of master sniper…or just hoping to make more money out of us.
Anyway he tried it. And it nearly took off his arm wtf.
I was quite scared when I saw! Then he took the gun back to try another time =.= So I took a video to show him how awful it looks from outside.
Boys and girls, please don’t try this at home.
You know how in movies they always show rednecks running out of their trailers wielding shotguns and shooting intruders on their land?
Very sure they’re all fake.
How can you run around pulling your trigger galore when the recoil looks enough to bust your arm!
Tim’s shotgun bruise hasn’t died down yet.
Anyway after that to relax we went for a spa! (My highlight of the holiday!)
At the entrance.
Walk down the aisle wtf.
No pictures inside the spa because what do you want me to do, bring my camera into the sauna with me? wtf.
We had a sauna (separate) in a room filled with menthol and I nearly died trying to breathe! I also found out I’m claustrophobic because I felt absolutely terrible inside the room with steam swirling all around me.
And when I tried to open the door to get out, the door was stuck! My heart started beating very fast and I was going to scream for help but luckily one of the spa workers opened the door from outside phewww.
Then we had a jacuzzi (separate also) and finally a nice body scrub and massage (together)
Super soft skin came from here <3
Pretty lights on the ceiling.
Then went for dinner at some seaside restaurant where I couldn’t stand it anymore and had green curry.
And then our flight was 8am the next day FML.
But the hotel provided us with a packed breakfast which I thought was really thoughtful! Can of orange juice, ham & cheese sandwiches, croissant, weird green fruit…
And then back to KL.
Where I am now. wtf.
So anger!
1.
Woke up today with nothing much to do so I decided to go get lash extensions again. (Haven’t had them for some time cos of my damn eye infection)
So anyway decided to try a salon in Bangsar Village 2 cos their outlet in 1u is super small and always busy.
Girl behind counter told me the next available appointment was in 2 hours.
Since I was already there I thought ok la just kill 2 hours there before my appointment.
Went grocery shopping, followed Tim to get his GPS, had ice cream, then finally went for my appointment!
Then..
They told me to wait 10 more minutes cos the Lash Expert (Maybelline Lash Expert wtf) wasn’t done with her previous customer yet.
Then…
When it was finally my turn..
Lash Girl told me to sit down and said brightly “Eyelash perming right?”
“Er no eyelash extensions.”
“Didn’t you tell the girl at the counter you’re doing eyelash perming?”
“No very sure I said extensions.”
“Oh…. er eyelash extensions take 2 hours.”
“Huh? Why so long? Your 1u branch only takes 1 hour.”
(simpering behind her stupid face mask) “Different people different eyes ma..”
“What different? My eyes didn’t change what! I did there before the same type of extensions and it took 1 hour!”
(still simpering) “Yalor they do so many extensions there…”
WTF! Not skilled say not skilled la! I have no time for 2 hour extensions! And people said clearly EXTENSIONS how can you mix it up with PERMING.
They did say sorry. But haih sorry doesn’t give me back 2 hours of my life (and Tim’s life) wandering around Bangsar!
Already thought there was something wrong with the girl at the counter. When she was writing in my appointment for 5.30 pm, she wrote in her sheet under the 6pm slot WTF.
Then when she asked for my number, she wrote 01 down and waited for me to narrate the rest of number.
I said “o12..” and paused for her to write.
She stared into space.
I gave the next 3 digits of my number.
She said “uhh what?”
WTF.
To long to rant on Twitter so I came back to blog.
Ok going out for duck rice dinner in PJ first yum!
I’ve decided to try my luck at a contest!
Now I never join any contests normally (especially if I need to write slogans) but Suet always tries at contests and WINS so my turn to try now! I will be Aud the Great Contest Contestant!
This particular one’s quite easy too. It’s the Chipster Superstar contest! Prizes include a Macbook Air, Ipod Touch, Ipod Nanos and a chance to be a real live superstar i.e be featured in a finale movie on TV3!
(although I have my doubts about being an actress. Cannot lie to save my own skin)
But good for you if you have always wanted to be famous! (And somehow missed MDG… or Akademi Fantasia… or something
Ok so what you have to do is log on to the Chipster website and create your own movie.
Step 1: Upload pictures of yourself, your boyfriend, your grandmother, teddy bear to be cast in your movie
Step 2: Create your own movie by inserting all your ‘actors’ and writing a few lines of snazzy dialogue for your characters to say! You also need to type in a Unique Code that comes with a Chipster pack to join the contest, so make sure you get your pack of Chipster first.
Step 3: Submit for contest and get all your friends to vote for you!
Ok so I chose the Matrix themed movie because… I actually watched the Matrix movie but didn’t understand it at all WTF so I thought it would be interesting to try out.
And it turned out to be so cute!
Pink! And talking about hairstyles! (in the first scene anyway)
This movie requires one female lead so I chose me obviously. And 2 male leads so I put Tim and Masato in.
Masato has the best facial expression ever! Especially for fighting scenes HAHAHA look how appropriately in pain he is!
You can watch my video here!
Anyway … *shameless plug starts
Please go onto www.chipster.com.my to vote for my movie titled “Aud’s Shot at Fame” wtf and vote for me so that I can have a chance at winning (the Ipod Nano) please please I really want one.
No detours ok! Time is a-ticking and voting period ends June 19!
*shameless plug ends
Oh all right I guess if you see videos better than mine no harm voting for them too *resigned
I am back from Phuket! (sorry Mild I know you’re gonna kill me T_T But Phuket is so far from Bangkok anyway would you have come to Phuket to see me! *bulging eyes)
Which I deem a highly successful trip because I came back the same skin tone I went in *smug
Thanks to Nivea SPF50 sunblock applied and reapplied obsessively throughout the whole day.
Also thanks to Nivea SPF50 sunblock that gave me rashes FML.
But I decided that rashes > getting dark, and being itchy for a few days > being a weird grey shade for weeks.
Apparently my skin is super princess and is allergic to all sunblocks except expensive face ones like Shiseido haih.
Anyway I have so much backlogged stuff to write!
Last week, I woke up with a mofo-ing huge swell in my eye! And it hurt like shit too.
Actually I only felt pain then when I looked in the mirror I got a shock T________T
It went down after a day and a trip to the doctor’s for eye drops so good for me *relieved
But it hurt whenever I moved or rolled my eyeball so I couldn’t even look at people properly in the eye without turning my neck wtf.
I also went for a photoshoot with Klue and this was the loot the makeup artist Ming brought with him.
The makeup he did for me. Too bad I didn’t think of taking a picture until much later that night.
Anyway I had enough of photos for the moment T______T Because I was so bad at posing for shots you don’t even know T______T
I am just horribly awkward and un-graceful (have you seen me dance wtf) so I guess it was no surprise that I’m bad with this too. Dunno how the photographer managed not to cry wtf.
Btw I am no longer using Freshkon Monthly but am using Acuvue Dailies with rims now! More convenient, a whole lot cleaner but also more expensive. Does anyone use Geo lenses and are they good?
This is Desmond’s car.
And it was Desmond’s birthday.
So this was our birthday present to him.
HAHAHAH so cute right! Look her eyes are shining!
And her lashes are all curled and fluttering! And her lips are freshly outlined with pink chapstick wtf.
Proud papa wtf. She also has pictures of Adam Lambert plastered all over wtf.
Amazing what a devious mind (Mehlin’s) and an hour of hard labor (Aiping & me) can do wtf.
Desmond drove off with his car like this! In the rain hahahahaha.
He stopped at a gas station and people gave him weird stares hahahaahahah.
Then when he was driving the eyelashes and lips flew off halfway HAHAHAHAHAH Imagine the person behind him! If I were them i wouldn’t know how to react if a pair of lips flew to my windscreen and stuck there hahaahhaahahha.
Ok quite gross but skin blotters! Guess whose is the one with the most oil wtf.
Taken on the plane to Phuket. Next entry only write la since Tim has beaten me to it anyway *gloom.
And lastly, I couldn’t do this before since I was away but…
Happy Birthday to my Angela!
I know you’re away in LA now shopping and partying it up so I guess you’ll just have to read this when you’re back wtf.
I never get to celebrate your birthday with you cos we’re always on summer vacation and separated T______T Anyways I hope you can imagine me right next to you when you’re in a club wtf. Like a (short) ghost next to you, doing my 70s dance moves and stealing your drink WTF.
Or when shopping I’ll be walking around the store totally apart from you but we’ll still always pick the same clothes /boo
Anyway we’ve been apart for a year now T_______T and even that day when i called you shouted at me in Mandarin wtf but that doesn’t mean we don’t talk nearly everyday and what is one year in a lifetime of soulmate-and-bestfriendship anyways wtf. Have a great 23rd birthday (without me) (and nearly as old as me now huh WTF) and… I’ll see you when I see you wtf.
Love,
Aud.
Off for a much anticipated trip!
Sorry no time to reply comments or emails yet:(
Super rushed and forgot to pack any shorts or underwear WTF.
Bye be back next week!
edit: I have 5 tickets to give away for the Nuffnang Transformers premiere!
Date: 22nd June (Mon)
Time: 9.15pm
Venue: Cathay Cinneplex, Cineleisure
First person(s) to email me at fourfeetnine@gmail.com and tell me how many tickets they want and why, gets them! First come first serve basis only.
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CLOSED ALREADY NO MORE TIX TO GIVE OUT SO SORRY T.T
The Tiger Nuffnang party in point form:
