*fourfeetnine*

Jammie hates this picture but I think it’s damn cute!

Dear Jammie,

A few days late but issokay you still read my blog right? wtf.

We all miss you very much I would like to say I miss you the mostest but I will let Latat have the honor.

I hope you do well in Melbourne, whether it’s having a smashing career or a coming back with a Masters that will make all of us so proud

That said, yes we are all expecting you to come back when you’re done and resume your place in our lives.  But whatever it is, you can count on always having a place in our hearts

Take good care there, talk on MSN, BBM, Twitter, FB, Skype wtf and remember there’s lots of people all over the world who love you.

Love,

Auddie

Ok this is my longest post everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*annoying

50+ photos!

all illustrating the entire weekend filming Project Alpha!

It was damn fun lor I was dreading it to be honest cos I saw the word GYM in the itinerary and that just scared the shit out of me wtf.

But it turned out to be a very gun trip! Ok let the pictures do the walking talking wtf.

Day 1 started off with as always makeup ^____^ Favorite part of shooting ^______^

With my stylist of the day Wayne.  Who’s also from Penang!

Red Mummy doing her hair.  She looks so happy in the pic maybe cos she also has people dolling her up ^______^ wtf

Can’t remember what I was laughing at.

With I love foosball Nara.  Not true it’s actually his brother’s shirt wtf.

Head stylist.

Gay TVB star HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MOST TRAGIC HAIRSTYLE ON THE PLANET.

His hair was getting too long so I think they stylist felt very frustrated like “sigh wtf can I do to make this mop better” and just decided to curl it and set with hairspray hahaahahahahahahahahahah

We went to Nur Salam which is a center for children.  Sorry had to blur out their faces to protect their privacy. But fts the pictures look even worse like they’re criminals or something T_____T

Wan / Nara was a big hit with the kids!  He was very good at like getting them to put all their energies into games with him and organizing all of them.

Oh ya we were supposed to break up into little groups and we were supposed to teach them something to present to everyone else and all my kids ran away to join Wan’s group cos his group looked more fun FML.

Doesn’t help that I’m quite awkward around kids.  Felt like the Titanic ok everyone abandoned ship wtf.

One kid stayed though!  And we presented… ULTRAMAN POSES!!

But FML again cos instead of me teaching him he had to teach me how to do them.

Me and HB with some of the kids!

See HB looks very peaceful but minutes earlier he had 3 children climbing on his head hahahahahaahah and then after they climbed down they all lifted up his shirt and stuck their heads under it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kelvin being attacked by kids hahahahaha.

These kids were so cute!  They’re not like the average spoiled kids around who sulk  and are reluctant to greet you and only wanna watch tv / play DS but they were so loving and eager to make friends and to hug and get physical touch

If you wanna help whether by donating or volunteering, you can go to www.ruumz.com or www.chowkids.org for more info

This was my favorite little boy.  He was quiet and sat in the corner but he was so sweet my heart melted when I saw him smile at me T______T

Hahaha one of the kids grabbed my camera and tried to take a photo of me.

Oh this other adorable little boy asked me if I was an actress WTF.  I said no I’m a normal person and he said really? I think I’ve seen you on tv wtf.  I played along and said oh what channel? and he said very confidently Astro hahahahaah damn cute.

With Redmummy and TONY always intruding into pictures!!

Then off to the airport.  With purty purty Jojo.

I stole this picture off her Twitter!  She’s all cool and fehmes looking with her bigass glasses.

Everyone has to be hooked up with hidden mics for filming.  Usually they put it at your waist behind you but cos I was wearing a dress they had to strap it to my leg.

Like an FBI agent! wtf

Or Superman!

Baggage!

Flew MAS to Kuching (ahhhhh such a comfy flight! *bliss) , arrived and checked into 360 Hotel!

*looks at namelist

Oh the pressure is intense.

Then next day we had to go to Kenny’s fehmes Level Up fitness center!!!! *heart in throat

They even had a sign to welcome us!

OK admit it.

Gym was a lot more fun than I expected!

First of all there were no treadmills in sight. (ok there were but we didn’t go near them)

We joined an aerobics class!

At first I couldn’t get any of the steps right and felt like an asshole prancing around the room but then after a while I got the hang of it and it didn’t really matter if I was doing the steps right cos it was fun anyways!

They even made us exercise to the Doraemon theme song <33333333

With Redmummy who made the trip so much fun.

Then after exercise we get makeup done again ^______^

The crew is filming Nicole in the locker room.  Photo is blurry cos I took it fast with shaking hands.  It’s the women’s locker room (emphasis) ok sacred ground wtf.

With the big boss. (pun not intended wtf)

Wombeh’s look of lethargy!  This is what he gets for not joining in the aerobics hmph.  But awww he looks like a schoolboy with his backpack I am such a pedophile wtf.  But issokay cos the makeup artist thought I was 18 so I guess Wombeh’s one too.

(just occured to me that typing the P word up there is going to make me get all kinds of crap spam on the subject of p***philia T_T  Last time I titled one of my posts “Shemale” and I’ve never stopped getting tranny porn links since)

Then we went to the Waterfront to film.  We walked around while Jojo asked us what we thought of the Season 2 bloggers nyehehehe should have warned everyone earlier so they can all be nicer to me wtf.

The crew. Bulat is crazy!

Paul Frank monkey and his identical twin!

Ah Yau, RM and me.  I tried taking over Ah Yau’s camera for a while and my arm fairly turned black and died. Damn heavy ok Ah Yau & Tony are gods.

Then on Day 3 they made everybody wake up at an ungodly hour so we could go visit the orangutan reserve in Semenggong.

Here’s me refusing to wake up even after the bus has stopped.

(At this point, Wombeh has gone back to KL to prepare for his flight to London )

Still grumpy.

By and by I snap out of stupor and manage to pose with the other bloggers in front of a stoned looking orangutan AHAHAHAH stoned I am so witty!!!!

Huai Bin jumped in.

(can you believe I wore sneakers the entire trip)

That’s Rose our very wise tour guide.  Nara kept calling her auntie hahahahaha.

Did you know orangutans slept in trees and that they make a new bed in a new location every night to sleep in?

HAHAHAHAHAH MUST TELL YOU THIS DAMN FUNNY

We were all looking up appreciating the orangutan’s nest masterpiece on top of the tree when Jojo looked up too far and her sunglasses slid off her head and fell to the ground.

So she picked them up and put them on again and we all resumed talking to Rose the guide and all round being interested in nature.

Then after like 10 minutes or so, suddenly Michael the director shouted CUT CUT we can’t continue like this look at Jojo’s glasses!

HER LENS FELL OUT AHAHAHAHAHHAAH BUT I DUNNO WHY NOBODY NOTICED SHE WAS WEARING THEM LIKE THIS

INCLUDING HERSELF

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH I LOVE YOU JOJO WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE HAHAHAHAHAHA

(we didn’t get to see any orangutans cos they were all self sufficient because it was fruiting season)

Oh then after that we went to visit this Bidayuh longhouse which was bloody interesting.

Forgot where it was… actually I never knew where it was cos I was asleep when the guide announced it.

Kelvin from the crew who was so sweet in getting us water all the time we were thirsty.  I called him the Water Bearer but he’s actually an angel.

Me and RM eating rambutan.

Distracted by camera AGAIN. (Lady in Bidayuh costume behind)

They greeted us with shot glasses filled with traditional Bidayuh wine.

Huai Bin lives up to his reputation and buys a whole bottle for himself.

Intruding into people’s personal social time for a picture -_-

God this was the most interesting part.

This is the inside of the headhunter’s house.  In the past, the headhunters would go out and kill as many people as they could and bring back their heads as proof of their skill. I think also to show other tribes that they were powerful and couldn’t be defeated.

Didn’t matter if the heads belonged to men, women or children.  If the victim was weaker, then they would just be easier to kill.

Fuck if I lived here back then I think I die first.

Fear on my face -_-

Close up of the skulls……

Sure sign of globalization.

I saw this outside one of the houses hahahahahahaah homemade dumbbell!

For people who can’t read malay, “Sukan untuk kuat” means sports to make you strong literally hahahahahahaah.

Met up with Kenny again for Sarawak laksa / beef noodle

Then it was time to head home to KL!  (with Water Bearer)

At the airport (David, RM, Huai Bin and me)

I took this picture cos I thought our shoes were so representative of our personalities!

Flipflops for David cos he’s all chill and laidback.  Red wedges for Redmummy who’s very glam and made up, pink Converse sneakers for me cos um I like pink wtf and unrecognizable black shoes for Huai Bin… who really needs a girl to teach him how to dress

For more info, go to sixthseal.com wtf.

Home!  With (part of) the crew and RM.

I didn’t get to see as much of Kuching as i would have liked but I thought it was really interesting so hopefully I get to go again sometime soon

Thanks to Project Alpha for bringing us all on the trip and thank you everyone who made the trip so much fun:))))))))))

and thank you MAS who sponsored our flights!

whew long post done!

Less than 2 weeks to Year of the Tiger!

But I realize that a lot of people are trying to avoid getting married in the Year of the Tiger. Why ah? Last weekend alone I counted 6 weddings that people around me were attending!

But what do they know. Good ok Year of the Tiger.

Because Tiger Beer is the official beer of the Year of the Tiger and as the official beer, they have um.. a big responsibility to the public to grant our wishes worth RM8,888!

(No not really their responsibility they’re just being nice people)

So Tiger is teaming up with Nuffnang (for the 2nd time! Remember the Stand Out party?) for the Tiger-Nuffnang Run where you have to run towards the Year of the Tiger and towards your dreams (worth RM8,888)

The three people who finish the Run fastest will get to fulfil their RM8,888 dreams, while there will be an additional RM1,888 for the Grand Prize winner. Can go here for more details or the Tiger Beer Facebook page to be a fan. If you wanna join, you need to be a fan as that will be one of the tasks of the Tiger Run.

To qualify for the Run, all you have to do is write your blog post “My Dream In the Year of the Tiger” (like what I am going to do now) and then email your full names and permalinks in to fulfillmywish.tiger@nuffnang.com.

So here is my dream.
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I just realized that off the top of my head, I couldn’t think of anything I wanted bad enough!

Wombeh says it’s because I’m too pampered by him but I like to think that I’ve reached Nirvana and have no more use for worldly goods WTF.

But ok I thought of something! Something I’ve been thinking would be nice to have but would never fork out my own money to buy…

Chanel stud earrings! Ya totally not my thing and I’m not that desperate for designer goods but I think it’s damn classy lor!

Tze has had them forever but I never really coveted it until recently when I was thinking what i’d want worth RM8,888 and I started thinking about it.

(don’t think it costs all of RM8,888)

But honestly, what I think my RM8,888 should go to if I win is,

A down payment for a car.

No big surprise there since I actually already talked about this a few entries ago.

By George this car is gorgeous T3T

Obviously I can’t get a car like this, but a girl can dream.

I don’t wanna ask my parents for anything since I’m working now and technically financially independent. So the money would go really handy in paying some of it off and lightening a lot of the loan repayments.

(Actually if can I’d ask for the money to go toward my student loan but you can’t ask for cash. Although hopefully going to the car doesn’t count cos it’s still a CAR)

So really that’s my dream in the year of the Tiger

Actually… I don’t wanna write this post wan.

To prevent more people from joining Milo contests.

More people join I got less chance of winning!!!

Okok here I go reluctantly

TWO contests to announce to everyone.

First one’s called the MILO® FUZE® FACEBOOK CONTEST - “Pile-up the MILO FUZE sticks”

Very easy, just log on to www.facebook.com/milofuze and take part in the Contest by playing the Milo Fuze Jam Packed game.

What you have to do is to pack as many MILO® FUZE® sachets into the “bowls” at the bottom of the screen, Tetris style.

(This screenshot was taken during my 3rd round fml I was so bad at it.)

Don’t think it’s easy ok in reality very challenging only the good will persevere wtf.

After you’re done you submit your score and answer one true or false question about MILO® FUZE® products then tah dah done.

Person with the highest score at the end of the contest period (26 Apr 2010!) will be selected as the winner.

Kay then 2nd contest!

MILO® FUZE® PHOTO CONTEST - Snap your “Jam-Packed” day

Very easy to guess how it works! Just take a photo of your jam-packed day and caption it.

40 finalists with the most unique photo and best title caption will be put up for voting by the public.

The TOP 5 Finalists with the highest votes each win an iPhone 3GS 32GB, RM1000 in cash and a MILO® hamper worth RM100
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Then the other 35 finalists will each win (whoo everybody’s a winner) a PANASONIC LUMIX digital camera worth RM500, RM500 in cash and a MILO hamper worth RM100.

So basically all finalists win in the end!

Voters also got prizes!
3 voters win an ipod shuffle each, and a Milo hamper worth RM100.

Anyway to submit your photo sign up for the Jam-Packed contest at www.milo.com.my/fuze or facebook.com/milofuze

Then remember to caption your photo (max 5 words) and answer the slogan “How does Milo Fuze Jam-Packed your day?” and that’s it!

Ok ok are you ready for my photo!

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HAHAHHAHAHAHA JAM PACKED GEDDIT GEDDIT I AM SO FUNNY

Ok ok bluff you all. Scroll down for the real one please.

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JAM PACKED!!!!

My caption would totally be “Jam-packed with Jam”!

Why am I so funny!!!

Tell me I can win!

But oh god this is the ugliest picture in the world you can close this page if you want god be with you wtf.

But get it Jam packed! Me and Jam ran to the glass door today and got someone to take our photo and by god did she look uncomfortable wtf.

Hahahahahah damn funny lor me and Jam laughed until got phlegm wtf.

But don’t follow me ok the contest is the Milo Fuze Snap Your Jam-Packed Day so make sure you feature a packet of Milo Fuze in it!

Both contests end 26 April 2009.

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Sorry couldn’t end with such disturbing picture so nah here’s a nice one to end the day with.

Us with Suet.

Remember! Milo Fuze!

Letter #1:

Kuah Jenhan of the MACC (wah why they email me! *scared wtf) has shamelessly asked me to promote the MACC CNY Edition show (with 20% new jokes!) running from 27-31 January at PJ Live Arts @ Jaya One.

So nah give you face as Chinese friends wtf.

Btw MACC stands for Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians ok not the other scareh MACC.

Went with Wombeh, Desmond, HB and the Nuffies last night to watch it and it was fucking funny!! As they said, 20% new jokes but the other 80% is even better second time around!

So please don’t miss this show cos you will not regret it! Malaysian comedians are amazing ok don’t look down

Letter #2:

If you’d be willing to discuss, please let me know how you best prefer to chat.  Thank you!!!

GOOD GRACIOUS wtf.

My first out-of-the-ordinary fan mail !

Ahahahaha I didn’t think it was that bad although my mother was certainly horrified wtf.

Thank you whoever you are for the sentiment, but I think I’ll stick to buying my own hose

Letter 3:

(ok not letter it was a comment.  but it really made me think)

hey babe, i am ur big fan of urs ever since u started to blog. ur blog really inspiring like kennysia started to blog because of u…eventhough i have stopped blogging quite some time. recently…i started to feel like ur blog is less interesting as the way u blog dont match ur age. i mean i dont see transformation of u from a cute & carefree college to a young woman…u still blog like u r 18 or something…i am same age as u, but i dont see stuff u r blogging about interests me anymore. because i feel ur blog nvr grow…so it makes me feel like i am reading some young college chick’s blog but not audreyooi that i always read. maybe u should blogging about more grown-up stuff like career, r/ship (not puppy love), life etc instead of posting some cutesy pics of urs in pink or something else which is way too cute for this age. and i find ur entries also less ‘meaningful’…like just some random stuff happened to u. just my two cents. hope u dont feel offended.

hi michelle!

thank you for your blog comment, it was actually really nice to hear some honest feedback! so much so that I felt like I needed to email you wtf.

you said you’ve been reading me for a long time so i’m sure you remember the post i wrote about new year resolutions. in it i wrote that i don’t really like my blog anymore either and i’ve been considering shutting it down or at least drastically changing its direction.

the funny thing is, my blog used to be my most precious possession.  but i agree with you - i think my blog has changed - less interesting, that’s for sure. but while you think that it’s become less interesting because i haven’t changed much as i grew up, it’s actually the opposite. because i’ve grown up, there are more and more things that i can’t blog about.

im in a serious rship now but im afraid to blog about it because i’m afraid of people judging us — if i blog about us a lot and we break up, it’s going to be too difficult to face my readers who will naturally be asking what happened. plus i’ve also received many hate comments saying that we will break up soon and stuff so it’s too hurtful to put my relationship in the spotlight right now.

blogging about work: i’m bound by contract to not ever mention my job, plus i feel more comfortable keeping my blog and work separate so that’s a no go too.

i did grow up. alot until sometimes i feel i don’t recognize myself anymore. i’m still in the process of getting used to who i am now and that reflects in my blog i guess.  there’s a whole new serious side to me now that was never there at all before and i’m finding it hard as well to relate to it in reference to me and my blog before. i don’t know if i’m explaining it well.

while i might be more serious and all that now, i still like pink. i still like dressing up and taking pictures (although not as much as before either) and that is the side of me that i feel really safe blogging about now.

so yeah that will be fourfeetnine for a while. at least until i get settled with who i am now and the person i wanna become.

i know i don’t owe you an explanation and you definitely weren’t asking for one. but i was moved enough to reply. thanks for your comment because it made me think and possibly cleared up a lot about what i was feeling about my blog. thank you:)

Hokay sorry men Female Monologues again today.

Let’s take a survey. What do you feel like today?

Fishnet stockings?

Or comfy cotton socks?
I say it again.

Nets?

Or comfy cotton?

Or both?

HAHAHAHAHA.
Fine fine. Stop looking! Kotex Luxe is a lot more attractive than my picture and its new Fusion Technology clearly makes a lot more sense too.

Kotex Luxe’s new Fusion Technology combines the netting that we always associate with dryness with soft cotton like covers that has always been my personal life saviour!

Cos I tell you lor my skin is nearly as sensitive as my Wombeh’s and one time I bought dry netting type of pads instead of normal cotton cover ones.

And I tell you! After a few hours, pain until I cannot cross my legs WTF.

Cotton covers always work best for me. But sometimes they fail also especially on 1st or 2nd days.

So Kotex Luxe is bringing us the dryness and safety of netted pads combined with the comfort of cotton-like covers! Also comes with longer wings (YESSSSS) and anti leak channels all around the pad.

Packaging cute or not?

Back of the box.

I cute or not? WTF.

Kotex Luxe is available at all Jusco outlets. Oh ya and for a limited time only, you can buy a limited edition Kotex Luxe box now for RM3.90!

Kotex Luxe is also offering a chance to win day and night Melinda Looi dresses worth RM6,000 in total! There are 7 prizes up for grabs so that’s a total of RM42,000 to be won.
(Dresses are designed in pink and black keeping with Kotex Luxe colors!)
Just purchase any Kotex Luxe product, download the entry form here, and answer a simple question about Kotex .

Then complete your entry form and either drop it off at any Jusco redemption counter or mail it to:

Kotex Luxe No Compromise Contest
10th Floor, Tower 2, Brem Tower
Jln SS7/15 (Jln Stadium)
47301, Kelana Jaya
Petaling Jaya, Selangor

Because this blog needs some pink goodness:

Look what I got in the mail!

(writing so damn ugly who else could it be T_____T)

Care package from my soulmate T_______T <3333333

Hello Kitty nail dryer, Hello Kitty earrings, Juicy Couture perfume (!), Hello Kitty lipgloss and USB port (can you believe the flower pot is a USB port multiplier!!), a leopard print teddy strap and an Audrey bracelet!

Happy!  Thanks babie slash boo. Yours should arrive soon!

And an extra pink picture of myself!  Spent RM7 on a pink fedora type hat just because it matched perfectly with my pink shirt, pink rose earrings and Jammie’s pink sunglasses!

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You know how I’m always fickle and indecisive about what I wanna do with my hair!

Well for once I am extremely happy with it!

I never thought I would be so happy with short hair cos I always look like a boring nerd when I have my hair short but I really really like this cut!

Raymond (my stylist) has really outdone himself!

I like this cut cos if I don’t style it it looks damn proper and see mun but if I curl it looks damn bouncy and cute lor WTF *shameless

At first I thought when this cut grows out Imma get blunt bangs and curl it at my shoulders and look absolutely 70s but I think Imma stick to this cut for a while more!

I’m planning to visit my salon again within the next week or so because it’s going to be Chinese New Year!!!
Cannot not have freshly done hair before CNY!

And I know everyone’s always been asking about what salon I go to and who’s my stylist…so ya go there and take pics of the signboard to show you wtf.

Anyway since Imma stick to this cut I’ll probably just color my hair or something.

Ok big question is. Should I stick to this color? I cannot decide! If i stick to this color I can just touch up roots and save my hair health wtf.

But the color irl is quite orange lor! Not like the pics above ok more like…

This but oranger wtf cos I think I adjusted the color already.

So keep this color or change to brown? Or blonder? Decisions! *tears hair out

Ok no Raymond I’m kidding *sayangs hair wtf

Because it’s sexier!!!
(and I look older fml)

Because it’s as tall as me!

Because 1.40 m is not enough.
(1.46 m is better and also equals to four feet nine inches)

Because if not I wouldn’t be able to hug myself!

Because it took me four years (as opposed to the usual 3 year BA from UK or Australia) but what I learned from Mount Holyoke is insurpassable.

Because… why would you not like it lon
The new LG Chocolate is precisely that – its 4 inch wide screen and 21:9 ratio HD LCD makes it so that there’s no need for side-scrolling while 7.2 HSDPA provides speedier internet and makes it easier to check emails and view videos.

The phone is touch screen and its glass surface means that it’s scratch resistant (perfect for klutzes like me)

The new LG Chocolate also has Dual Screen UI which splits the screen into two and shows email subject and contents in one view. Instead of searching the email subject then open a new window to view contents, subjects and contents can be quickly cross checked simultaneously. (sorry for small image stole it off the website)

Oh and you know there’s always a chance to win this phone. Just write a blog entry about “Why I like it longer” which is sorta what I’m doing now except everyone else will probably do a lot better!

Top 3 most creative posts will win an LG Chocolate phone each! Can write about anything but obviously must be relevant to the title. You can go to the Nuffnang blog post for more info.

Oh and remember to attach the below image at the bottom of your post and send your permalink to whyilikeitlonger@nuffnang.com by 14th of February 2010. (Valentine’s! CNY!)

Hmph this beats Blackberry and Iphone flat!! I’ve been wanting a smartphone for some time and I never really like Iphone while Blackberry is just plain ugleh! *cue for BB evangelists to massacre me

And I’ve always been an LG fan anyway

Time to get longer maybe? From an LG Ice cream to a Chocolate ☺ GEDDIT GEDDIT!

Cos my phone strap on my LG Icecream is a chocolate bar now ma /shy /shy
For more info on LG Chocolate, just click here

Just got back from a very rib-cracking dinner with Jammie, Leroy and Sei Shaun! wtf.

We laughed so much and so loudly until three groups of people moved tables to get away from us WTF.

Like this video wtf.

Aiya don’t think anyone will find this video very funny except us la.  Aih niche humor what to do wtf.  Laugh at it for five years already and it still never gets old wtf.

Think you need to really know Japanese culture T_T and maybe you need to get deadpan humor hahahaha T_T

Ok enough wtf.

I’ve been thinking of getting a car slash boo.

I’ve never had a car in my life.  And it’s no secret I fucking hate driving wtf.

I hate the stress of being behind the wheel when I could be asleep in the passenger seat wtf.

And my parents are paranoidly afraid that something will happen to me on the road so if I cannot get a ride from anyone else (friends, Wombeh, etc) they would rather drive me here and there and drop me off at doorsteps.

But how can like that I just don’t drive my entire life right!  It’s so dangerous these days but that doesn’t make me more susceptible to danger than my mother, or Jam or any other girl.

*visions of being driven around by 70 year old Fat Her

I must assert my independence! (and stop being a burden to others wtf)

So that’s why Imma invest in a car.

I know a lot of people I know are starting to save up for houses and shit but right now I need a car more than a house (since the Parents Ooi haven’t kicked me out of theirs yet wtf)

If I really wanted I could take one of my parents’ cars but that would leave my mother with no transport and I guess I would learn more responsibility with a car that was my own.

But all this is gonna take time of course.  I’m still struggling with good ol Mount Holyoke payments so it will definitely be after my next review (and hopefully pay increase) before I seriously think about taking on another loan

Not to mention all the gas and parking and car repairs that come along with it…

And so many ??????? !

What car make?

New or secondhand?

[btw just thought of this joke. What's a used radio called? Secondhand Serenade WTF WTF HAHAHA. eh laugh la]

What color? Ok not going to pretend I already know it’s going to be pink.

I had some fun looking at cars online with Wombeh.  The cheaper the better.

And I am so convinced that I want to get an antique Beetle and spray it pink and do it up myself!!!

This one here costs something like RM13,000. (pic stolen from mudah.com.my)

If I do it up and install an auto transmission, put in an aircon wtf and power steering would that be more than a new Myvi or a 2nd hand Honda City?

It will be my pet project! I will be one of those cool people who can repair cars at a moment’s notice wtf.

But Wombeh and my parents are vehemently against it saying that I’ll spend shitloads of money later trying to maintain it and it’ll be impossible to find spare parts for it too

So then it goes back to…new or secondhand again? wtf

Anyway I still have a lot of time to think.  This is just the first stage of contemplation!

Any ideas?  Smaller cars preferable.  And the cheaper the better (max 50k?) And if you know anyone who wants to sell off their cars give me their emails! Kthxbai wtf.

(just realized there’s no AudCategory for cars. or gadgets. or anythning like this)

I got this off my friend’s Facebook Notes and I’m stealing it and putting it here!  Thanks Anna although we basically never talk wtf.

The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up?

Instructions: Look at the list and put an ‘x’ after those you have read. Tag other book nerds.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen X
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - I think I read one page out of the prologue..
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling X
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee X
6 The Bible - I will some day…together with the Quran
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens X
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott X
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller - midway before I gave it up too.  It was Ooib’s copy
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare - crazy ah?!?!
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger X
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell X
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy - I know Angela read this wtf
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens X
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini X
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden X
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne - I never thought about Winnie the Pooh having a book!
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell X
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown - maybe ten pages before giving up
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery X
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel X
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen X
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens X
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon X
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov X
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold X
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding X
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett X
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Inferno – Dante
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens - I watched the Disney cartoon wtf
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert X - got it off Fat Her’s shelf.  Found it damn hard to read but struggled to the end because I’d heard it was about sordid marital affairs wtf
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom  X
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle -
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton X - yes this is my favorite magic Enid Blyton series!!!
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery X (boring as shit. wtf? unless I read some pirated version)
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl X
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

Ok more than 6.  But aih what’s the use when Great Expectations, David Copperfield and The Tale of Two Cities were all abridged versions WTF.

And most of the other books (except for maybe Kite Runner and Time Traveler’s Wife) were all read growing up!  Means I’m really dumbing down now fts.

I will read all the books in the list before I’m 30.  Which will mean by then I will be cultured and possess the right to look down on anyone WTF.  Or at least attempt to read so I know why I refuse to finish them.

(thank you god for not putting Twilight on this list)

Ok since this reminded me of a meme (or is it?) Imma do another one now!

1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
My first boyfriend.  But we broke up a week before prom or something but still had to go together cos we already bought the tickets FML.

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Yes.

3. What was your FIRST job?
Working in the Luxury Reservations department or something at Amex as a temp.  I had to swipe in every morning, key in a code to unlock my phone and relock it at lunch, swipe out at lunch and after work.  If more than 1 minute late, FYL your pay gets chopped.  Made me never ever wanna work at a bank or finance company.

4. What was your FIRST car?
I never had one *sad

5. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Aza because I called her and she didn’t pick up.

6. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
I don’t remember!

7. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Puan Juliana hahaha is my memory good or what!

8. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
I don’t know.  To Penang/KL or something wtf.

9. Who was your FIRST kiss?
First boyfriend.  Totally cheated out of it.

10. Where was your FIRST sleepover?
At Hsin’s!  We were so excited we came over with all our nail polish and Smash Hits and all our homemade video tapes of Backstreet Boys and 911.  And then we fell asleep with my leg over Hsin’s neck HAHAHAHAH.

11. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Tim!

12. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
My auntie’s!  I was a flower girl and about four.

13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Sat up in bed then fell backwards on to the bed and back to sleep again.

14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
911!  My hero ok.  Hsin and I managed to convince her mom to take us to the concert but then there was a stampede and her mother lost her shoe so we skulked outside the hall and sulked hahahahaa haih.  But I think we managed to get through in the end to watch it though!

15. FIRST tattoo?
None.

16. First piercing?
My ears.  I was 16 because Fat Her wouldn’t let me pierce my ears before even though I cried and begged him.  But then I finally got to pierce because my brother pierced his WTF THE INJUSTICE.

17. First foreign country you’ve been to?
Um probably Singapore.

18. FIRST movie you remember seeing in the theater?
Power Rangers?

19. When was your FIRST detention?
Not applicable wtf.

20. What was the first state you lived in?
Selangor WTF.

21. Who was your FIRST roommate?
Beth Hankes!  She liked being cold so she’d sit by the open window in winter while thankfully my desk was next to the heater wtf.  We both procrastinated our homework 7 hours a day so we were a terrible influence on each other.

22. If you had one wish, what would it be?
To fly!  (not in a plane)  To have a chair that will fly me anywhere I want to go.  (like the Enid Blyton one!)

23. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
I would learn how to ballroom dance.  Properly!  I never paid much attention in ballroom dance classes cos you can pass just by attending :(  Only remember the waltz, tango and chacha and I suck at all of them anyway.

Done!

I forget how much I like doing memes