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Changi airport now, ahem ahem. They’ve got free net here. So obviously I’m making full use of it. That was the the hardest thing I ever had to do. To just walk away from all my friends and family and everything I have in Malaysia, through the gates and onto the escalator. My dear dear [...]

Last night here in my bed in my room in Malaysia. It’s been a stressful past few days, with me trying to get out of the house to spend as much time with my friends as possible and Mummy Ooi, Daddy Ooi and Grandma Ooi ready to kill me because I haven’t finished packing. For [...]

There are some people who you just think is your good friend and then he turns around and treats you like shit. I asked a certain person to do me a favour and fetch me to KLIA tomorrow. He said see first. Then the other day, he called me. I asked him if its ok [...]

Went to, of all places, Muzium Negara. It was decided by the powers that be that it is time for an educational trip down Memory Lane to relieve our childhoods. And since the Sunway Petting Zoo fcuking costs RM22 just to look at mangy animals with body parts falling off (quote from Kah Heng), while [...]

Quote from Hsin: “It could only happen to Audrey”. On Monday, I followed Min to Monash. She was panicking cos we were a bit late so she drove quite fast. I was *ahem* using a tissue to clear my nose. I have sinus problems all right?! Jia Min drove fast over a pothole. The car [...]

Thank you so much to everyone who posted comments on my post a few days ago. Kah Heng: Thank you for the poem! I know you meant you meant every non-sarcastic word:P Ruth: Don’t cry dear, I will definitely still kacau you online for hours all the way over there! Plus calling charges from US [...]

Once again, I am unique. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for obsession with self again…because I have chopped off my long, not-so-lovely, curly locks. It’s yet another hair revamp. I never get tired of it. Come to think of it, I never get tired of anything that makes me look pretty, hee hee. Anyway, [...]

Dear God, Please let me fit in with an all girls’ school. Please let the people be nice there. Please let me me be able to understand what the fuck they’re saying and vice versa. Please let me be able to withstand the weather. Please let the moisturisers, eye gel and whatnot be able to [...]

Due to severe pre-menstrual syndrome symptoms (which include first and foremost, plain sadness)and a broken heart, Audrey is not fit to blog at the moment. However, her alter ego, *makeup biatch* will fill in for her today. “Reporting to you live from the studio, I, *makeup biatch* regret to say that Audrey, though not grumpy, [...]

Games that require aim and/or strength are simply not for me. Take foosball. After months of playing (though inconsistent) I have the shooting skills of a starfish. As for pool, I’ve decided to stop trying to play it, in the vicinity of anyone because of the sheer embarrasment of missing the ball entirely and my [...]