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    Audrey does not want any more icecream, thanks

    Monday, September 27th, 2004

    Most people never make exactly the same mistake twice.
    Apparently this is not the case with Audrey Ooi.
    This afternoon the hong soh spirit took me almost to Amherst for icecream with roommate Beth and neighbours Jessie and Divya. The destination was a place called Atkins’ Farm where they sold gorgeous icecream.
    During Int’l Student Orientation here [...]

    Audrey has a mailbox key

    Friday, September 24th, 2004

    Yesterday I went to check my mail in the campus center.
    I put my key into the mailbox.
    Yanked open the door.
    WAHH!!! GOT NOT ONE, BUT TWO NOTIFICATIONS FOR ME TO COLLECT PACKAGES AT THE POST OFFICE!!!!
    I happily trudged off campus in the glaring sun, walked down this damn long row of shops to the post [...]

    Audrey drinks chinese tea

    Friday, September 24th, 2004

    Today is Mountain Day.
    Now, Mountain Day is a very weird annual tradition at Mount Holyoke College. It happens once a year every fall, but nobody knows what day it will be on.
    On the morning of Mountain Day (which is only known to the President of MHC), the church bells are rung at 8am to [...]

    Gender warriors of Mount Holyoke

    Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004

    “I’m Ryan. Call me a boy. Don’t call me Mr Berman. That’s my father,” Berman, the Mount Holyoke junior lounged back in the green lawn chair and smiled. There was Ryan Berman: Mount Holyoke student; theatre major; transgendered dude.
    Growing up in New Jersey and attending a Catholic high school, Ryan was [...]

    Audrey is happy

    Tuesday, September 21st, 2004

    I AM COMING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!

    (T ___ T)

    THANK YOU MUMMY!!!
    Watch out, Malaysia.

    Audrey likes squirrel meat

    Sunday, September 19th, 2004

    I promise I will update soon. But here’s a little something that I’m not satisfied about.
    I’m getting quite irritated with the nature here.
    The squirrels keep throwing nuts at me.
    This happens every time I stand under a tree.
    It is quite annoying, really.
    And I know the nuts aren’t just falling by themselves because they are ripe, [...]

    Audrey wants to make a movie too

    Thursday, September 16th, 2004

    This is possibly by far the weirdest movie plot I’ve ever heard of.
    I don’t even know the title. But my roommate Beth, who is to be pitied indeed was forced to watch this movie for her Spanish class today.
    Obviously the movie is Spanish.
    The story goes like this:
    Boy A is obsessed with Girl A who [...]

    Audrey becomes a washer woman

    Monday, September 13th, 2004

    I DID MY LAUNDRY.
    First time ever.
    I happily linked arms with Angela (also a no-brainer at laundry science) and together we dragged our baskets down to the laundrette.
    In the basement. Amongst the boilers, bicycles (?), rubbish and whatnot.
    Some inconsiderate idiots had left their already washed and wet clothes in the washing machines, taking up precious [...]

    Audrey wants a desk lamp

    Friday, September 10th, 2004

    By the way, I’m getting really addicted to online shopping.
    You don’t even have to walk around. All you do is click on something they have to sell, and email them or call them up.
    I’ve already bought my Calc textbook like that!
    I think I’m going to start expanding to ebay.
    Beth the roommate is already tired [...]

    Audrey has stopped

    Friday, September 10th, 2004

    I have given up reading about what happened in China on May 10, 1919.
    I have given up trying to memorise Hiragana.
    As of now, I will be painting my nails. Then I’m going to bed.