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Guess who’s back from New York Citi?? That’s right, it’s Audrey’s favorite bear, Lolo! Take a look at what the bitch did to me. In one of her violent sleeps, she kicked me to the end of the bed. I flew to the wall where the duct tape holding up her christmas lights was, and [...]

Off to New York City! See you in a few days!

ARGH!!! I am so fucking pissed!! I cannot believe this! I got this fucking ignorant bulletin in Friendster and just seeing it was enough to make my blood boil. This is what it says: When i hear rape…..war…killin i think abount the race that destroys earth……Malays……n muslim……wat a troublesome race….dunt u think so….. If u [...]

Sometimes you get punished for telling the truth. What truth is there in the saying “Honesty is the best policy” then? In the 1950s, the Communist Party in China urged the people to come out with criticisms against it. It was in the best interests of the government and the country, they said. Everyone, especially [...]

Fcukenathan! My facial cleanser is missing! Either: (a) someone nicked it from the bathroom where it was nestling between my loofah and shampoo or (b) Divya hid it somewhere and cannot find it now. Biatch. Now I gotta use stupid Clinique sample to wash my face. And I had to go to class without washing [...]

I never thought I would find a cartoon more demented than Happy Tree Friends. But apparently there are more deranged minds out there than we’ll ever know of. Thanks a lot, Dustin Cheng. So check out Salad Fingers. Episode 1 – Rusty Spoons Episode 2 – Friends Episode 3 – Nettles Episode 4 – Cage [...]

Wheeeeee!! Let it snow let it snow let it snow! Yesterday it snowed the whole day! For Aud the Jakun, it’s the most beautiful thing she has ever seen. Snow flakes were falling and getting caught in her eyelashes. She opened her mouth to eat the snowflakes. (Okay this is a bit on the side [...]

My tooth is chipped again. This is the third time it has been chipped. Okay, Ruth, Min and Hsin, you can stop laughing now. I shall proceed to tell you the history of this adventurous tooth who mm chai see still keep getting itself chipped. Doesn’t know what’s good for it. The first time it [...]

Something has happened that is putting a big cheesy grin on my face. But because I’m a secret biatch, I shall not tell what it is. Muahahah!!! You have got to be patient! *giddy giddy* Those who think you might know what it is, shhhh!

I am not done agonizing!! *continues tearing hair out* HOW THE FUKC CAN I BE SO BLOODY STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!? *drops on knees and wails* HATEHATEHATEHATE I am astonished at my own stupidity. How I managed to survive 19 years without killing myself is a miracle indeed. I can just imagine Mummy Ooi saying “you idiot!” again. [...]