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    The number you have dialed is not in service

    Saturday, April 30th, 2005

    I received a phone call this morning at freaking 8.30 am.I raised my head groggily from my pillow and looked at Beth, cos I thought that was her alarm clock.
    Finally I realised it was actually my phone ringing on the shelf next to me so I picked it up.
    “Hello?” (in forced sweet/high tone because my [...]

    Maxwell’s Silver Scissors

    Monday, April 25th, 2005

    *stares blankly into space*I can’t believe I did this to myself.
    I was blowing my hair after a nice shower.
    Trying to get more volume into my botak head.
    And then the hairdryer fan ate my hair.
    I had to take a scissors to it.
    Now, one side shorter, one side longer.
    T____________T

    Of pink bulu pens

    Sunday, April 24th, 2005

    “In 18th century China, women were thought of as a commodity. Wives were not so much a life partner, but someone who took care of one’s household and needs. Ironically, even though a wife naturally had a much higher status in the family than a maid, their duties were similar. Both ran [...]

    Nothingness

    Friday, April 22nd, 2005

    *grumbles*People complained that I should update.
    So, nah, this is an update for you!
    Thanks to pressure, this is going to be a crappy update.
    Thanks to nothing happening in my life, this is going to be a crappier update.

    Okay, give me something to blog about!

    Que sara sara, whatever will be, will be.

    Sunday, April 17th, 2005

    Somebody was too free and decided to picture what I would look like 50 years from now.

    ::This is me, 2055::

    ::This is what I would look like if I were ang moh. -_-”::

    ::This is me if I was black. Whaddup ho.::

    ::This is me if I were Filipino.::

    ::This is what I would look like if I [...]

    Aksi Aud and Baffled Baz

    Thursday, April 14th, 2005

    I had an early start to my career as a porn star.

    Here I am, playing nude air guitar, while Brother Ooi prances around wearing MY yellow dress.
    I wonder what karma Mummy and Daddy Ooi might get for corrupting our young minds.

    Purple People Eater

    Tuesday, April 12th, 2005

    Forgot about this.
    Last week I went to see…

    Aiyak, too small cannot see. >(
    Hold on.

    There, close up. Can see?

    Oh, the jakun-ness. I just like glowing things.

    They are actually quite beautiful.

    Jeannie insisted we block her out because in this picture, she had three chins.

    LiNK

    Monday, April 11th, 2005

    Just a quick blog.
    LiNK

    For those who are too apathetic to click on it, I’m putting up an excerpt from the site.
    Sometimes we must interfere. When human lives are endangered, when human dignity is in jeopardy, national borders and sensitivities become irrelevant. Whenever men or women are persecuted because of their race, religion, or political [...]

    Songs from the South

    Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

    Today was nice and hot.62 Fahrenheit. According to my online Fahrenheit to Celcius converter, this is 16.666666.. Celcius.
    At a time when everybody is shedding layers and playing frisbee, I am still wearing my pink winter jacket.
    Because I scared get dark.
    I was holding a blank CD that Angela gave me.
    And trying to block the sun [...]