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    Cizo deri

    Monday, August 29th, 2005

    Fuck I’m leaving Malaysia for stupid US again and I won’t be back for a year! This is a good time to emo. And put up pics of our last yamcha session. Oh emoness. Darren, don’t feel left out. ::Thank you Jia Min Chung for driving me to go do my hair. Yes I now [...]

    kami suka nyam nyam

    Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

    Thank you, ovaries, thank you. Once again you have fucked up. Thanks to you, I am now popping a grand total of 13 FREAKING PILLS a day! It all started two years ago that I started taking AHHH FUCK IT LA OVARIES ALSO MUST MAKE ONE STORY TO TELL AR? The bottom line is, those [...]

    I wanna be with you

    Sunday, August 21st, 2005

    Me and Jia Min have decided that our Shitty Exes should just date each other to see who is the shittier one. Whoever dumps who first loses.Reasons why Liow Wei Zhen and Tan Qizhen should get together (and probably kill each other while at it): 1. They have the exact same birthdate and birthplace so [...]

    Willy Wanker

    Friday, August 19th, 2005

    Jia Min says I’m meaner than Willy Wonka.I beg to differ. We went to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory today. We got our (Golden wtf) tickets but not without a lot of hassle and stress, because they were all fully booked so I waited like a vulture for them to release the reserved tickets. [...]

    Here goes

    Monday, August 15th, 2005

    Just because I am so mou liu, here goes: DARREN 1. When you go home, you must immediately take off your pants and sit around in your boxers. 2. BoA’s No.1 because that’s our song and Morning Musume’s Manpower because you are a Momosu whore. 3. This question is too stupid for words. But I’ll [...]

    yo mama

    Saturday, August 13th, 2005

    1. Reply with your name and I’ll respond with something random about you. 2. I’ll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I’ll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in. 4. I’ll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I’ll tell you my first memory of [...]

    Hail Mary Mother of God

    Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

    Thank god it’s finally raining. Go away, haze!!……. Actually, more like it’s hailing. (?!) Hail. In Malaysia. There’s ice everywhere. I went out and picked up a few pieces to convince myself it’s really ice. This is surreal.

    tangkap

    Monday, August 8th, 2005

    A police car just came driving through my backlane shining a really bright light through each and every house window. I dunno why I’m feeling nervous and guilty just watching them do that.