*fourfeetnine*

I’m hungry.This is because I spent nearly two hours in the toilet tonight, doing what I do best. On the bright side, my stomach has lost its bloated whale look. On the downside, I can feel gastricitis setting in. Jia Min told me something very disturbing the other day. No, not that! She said Subang [...]

I am damn fahn now. And if this goes on any longer, my hair will turn white.Actually, come to think of it, quite cool right if your hair is white. People will think you purposely dyed it and the best part is, it won’t even change to some yucky kam color. But that is not [...]

Your favorite blogger is down with a bladder infection.YES. YOU HEARD RIGHT. The doctor said it was a matter of bacteria getting inside me. And no, it’s not because I failed to wipe myself properly. I’m the number one user of toilet paper in Ham hall okay because I use a few meters of paper [...]

Okay, so let me just get down on my knees and thank god that I didn’t have to resort to drinking my birthday away.21 is my favorite birthday ever! Let me list down my presents! 1. A gold key on a necklace from Mummy and Daddy Ooi (sent by Special Delivery) Iloveitloveitloveitloveit 2. Silver bracelet [...]

When I’m all grown up (funny how I don’t think I’m grown up even though I’m almost 21) and rich, I shall collect national costumes. ::I already have the cheongsam/qipao… ehhh stop looking at the chubby legs!:: ::The yukata…:: ::Is the slutty ganguro outfit counted?:: ::And now the outfit of a Qing dynasty concubine = [...]