I must have jinxed it when I wrote that the past few Merdekas I haven’t been in Malaysia.Because tonight I never even got to fucking leave Klang Valley.
(At least it happened this time and now when I’m going to be flying off. My greatest phobia is plane trouble…or or Snakes on the Plane wtf.)
Our [...]
Ask me what my plans are for Merdeka eve (Malaysia’s Independence Day)!Ask la ask la!
I’m going to sleep on a train headed to Singapore.
Why am I always not in Malaysia during Merdeka? Past two years I’m on a plane to America and now I’m going to our neighbouring country.
Why? Because Stupid Suet is going to [...]
*claws at laptop screen*
Finally I am blogging!
FIrst it was laziness (and also cos Suet blogged already ma what for rerun) *click here for The Adventures of Shi Wu Hong and his Piggy Buddy*.
Then it was cos Prudence Pang screwed up and failed to send me any pictures.
Then I had to sleep early cos I have [...]
**This is the 3rd time I’m writing this post - first time I accidentally pressed Refresh and 2nd time I forgot to save.What have I been doing the past week?
1. Emoing over my departure from Melbourne
I finally admit that LDR is the shittiest thing ever conceived of by the powers above (next to [...]
Okay, okay, I found out I actually suck at writing emo posts.Kenny Sia said he laughed when reading my post.
Even Suet told me she didn’t feel sad at all reading it.
My heart is breaking and you laugh! *clenches fist till fake nails break*
Fine la fine la let my life be a joke la. Let [...]
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Well, once again I’m back in Malaysia.A loooong time ago I promised myself I would never write crappy emo entries gushing about my other half.
I guess today has to be an exception.
Is it me or is it getting harder to say byebye? Or do I keep forgetting how I felt the last time one [...]
Because I am officially known by the Melbourne WTF Gang as Sei Ah Lian, I had to live up to my status and force Yeff to take more sticker pics with me, because as you all know, ah lians can never take too many sticker pictures.
Other than this very productive activity, we went to Crown [...]
Ok what really pisses me off about Melbourne weather is the wind.Every single day I wash my hair nicely, blow it till its totally dry, then use Gatsby wax to style it and make it nice and poofy.
And the minute I step out of the house, what happens?
Give me snow la. Just don’t blow [...]