We have this bigass plastic water dispenser thing and the other day me and Angela hauled it downstairs and filled it with (you guessed it wtf) Coke and right now I’m drinking it stale mmmmm wtf. The other day, MHC had an all-campus picnic BBQ day. The dining halls closed and everyone had to troop [...]
I am redrafting my thesis (it’s gotten to seventy pages yo) and eating cocoa pops in a paper cup and diluted iced tea in a ceramic mug. My winamp playlist is a rambling list of pop and country music from decades before me. tammy wynette lynn anderson the beatles petula clark linda ronstadt dolly parton [...]
So I just saw in the comments for my last post: There’s a simple solution to all your problems, my dear. Kick Jerry and seduce a rich white american. It’s easier than you think if you know how. Just join a club that adores Asians, and eventually you’ll bait the right guy. You’ll get instant [...]
(Thank you everyone who left such encouraging and smart comments on the last post! Btw does anyone know anyone who can hook me up with a job in the US ar wtf) This post is not for the fainthearted wtf. I don’t understand why some people are so disgusting. The other day I went to [...]
(sorry Ally to borrow a line from you) She said she’s the new face of failure but stfu la you’re doing your Masters in Melbourne how much of a failure can you be T_T Boys and girls, I present to you the REAL new face of failure. WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IT’S LEROY’S OLD FAT PIC I [...]
1. Guess who’s turned 21! Happy Birthday Jammie! Doing what she does best. Beating peasants into submission WTF. Here’s to: Me feeling like I’ve known you forever when in fact it hasn’t been long at all. Being the Club peacekeeper (and zookeeper) wtf Looking the most innocent and pure but actually the most sneaky and [...]
If you read Jammie and Suet, you would have read their How to Be a Ninja posts. So when Suet and Shanshan came over today, they hustled to turn me into a ninja too wtf. Using Jerry’s tshirt as props wtf. Apparently I’m the world’s ugliest ninja because they both fell over themselves laughing and [...]
*does stretches wtf I am so free! lalalalalalalalaa Ok la let the pictures do the walking wtf wtf damn cliched la this line hahahaha. I’m sure everyone else is as sick as I am of Miami pictures wtf so thank your lucky stars that it’s the last day. On our last day, we decided that [...]
So I just submitted my first draft for my thesis yesterday. It was actually due today but I actually finished it before time god I love it when I hand things up early I feel so accomplished. And today was discussion day for Japanese where each of us had to speak on a topic on [...]
It’s April Fool’s Day! And I hate April Fool’s Day! Every year without fail I get lied to about something or other. And every year without fail I will fall for it! Granted I don’t remember anyone telling me any huge lies or playing big pranks on me but still! I hate being bluffed! Especially [...]
