There’s a fly in my juice
Today, I was drinking a glass of fruit juice. A fly flew and landed on the side of the cup. I shrieked and tried to wave it away. It flew off the side and dived into my juice. FML.
It was trying to crawl it’s way out how disgusting T_____________T
This is what happens when your mother makes juice so thick that even flies can’t fly out of it wtf.
Damn fly! Not like I really want to drink my juice (actually I didn’t because there were carrots in it and I hate carrots) but still! I was just going to put the glass to my lips when this fat black buzzing thing flew up from nowhere and landed on my glass T__________T
Fly: “Hello Aud.” wtf *legs wriggling
I jumped up and screamed for like five seconds while my dad shouted at me because he was on the phone. Then I ran outside to the porch where my mom was yelling “Mummymummymummy got fly got fly in my cup”
And she told me calmly to pour the juice down the sink with the fly in it *deflated
The End wtf.
May 18th, 2009 at 1:33 am
i like orange + carrot juice
there was a lizard in my school shoe and i stuck my foot in and tied the shoelaces before i realised that wtf
May 18th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Then I ran outside to the porch where my mom was yelling “Mummymummymummy got fly got fly in my cup”
lol wtf HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
May 18th, 2009 at 3:13 am
Lol!!! Well the fly happily died drinking your fruit juice :3
May 18th, 2009 at 3:23 am
hellooooooooooooooooo how are youuu i miss u so much!!!!!
gonna see u so soon! how should i prepare myself?? i met up with tze and it was so fun!!!
cant wait to see u and jammie and auntie and uncle and tim!!
muah muah muah ♥
May 18th, 2009 at 3:39 am
the fly is a healthy fly now,
got carrot juice to drink lmao!
May 18th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Haha.. at least the fly saved you having to finish the rest of the drink? =p
And to help you get over your trauma -> better fly than mini flying cockroach!! :S
May 18th, 2009 at 6:33 am
yeah, i get the idea how disgusting this whole fly thingy as it has 6 legs and you never know where it landed before committing suicide jumping down the juice.
May 18th, 2009 at 8:13 am
=___=”
When u notice the fly in your drink? did the fly have any chances to swim in your drink, blend the “sisa-sisa” shits?
And u accidentally drank the juice with the “sisa-sisa” also? >.<
Hehehheheh~
May 18th, 2009 at 9:06 am
carrot good for eyes leh =)
May 18th, 2009 at 10:01 am
R.I.P. fly~~
at least u get to drink carrot juice before departed..
May 18th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Aiyer.. Gelik …
May 18th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
celery + green apple + carrot juice = om nom nom yummy!
Put more green apples though.
May 18th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Imagine if its a cockroach instead of a fly…
EWwwww @@
May 18th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Ur mummy sounds like my mummy too.
I guess all mummies would say the same thing. XD
May 18th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
At least the Fly get to taste something nice before R.I.P
May 19th, 2009 at 1:54 am
hahahaha I am guessing you hate bugs
May 19th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
“Hello Aud,” wtf *legs wriggling
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i almost died laughing reading that.
dive-bomb!