The Twits
Twitter is making me lazy!
People who follow me would know I don’t twit often. I don’t twit when I’m feeding my cat or when I’m having char kuey teow.
But somehow I’ve gotten used to saying things in 140 characters or less and I realized I don’t know what to blog about anymore!
I haven’t figured out how to put a Twitter widget on my blog yet but here are some of my most recent twits.
1.
sang out wht i thought was dominos number. Colleague called and got nilai memorial park. Whoops
2.
forgot i have twitter. wtf
3.
put my icecream in the fridge. forgot its fridge and not freezer. dammit!
4.
We are going to phi phi island tomorrow. With no sunblock. God help me
5.
A man looked at me and didn’t see where he was going so he tripped on the stairs HAHAHAHAH
6.
So good when you can tell arrogant ppl NOTHXBAI because u don’t need them & got better offer elsewhere. HAHA! Take that!
7.
is an empowered woman!
8.
just realized my mouth is caked with milo. For the whole meeting?!
9.
eating bubur mcd again because my ulcer will not go away T_T
10.
head down, to his knees, got to be a joker he just do what he please
(acting all in the knows with the Beatles)
11.
throat ulcer is going to make me lose weight
12.
never pick food out of your teeth and smell your hand
13.
Put on my brother’s contact lens instead WTF FML
I realize most of my twits are quite idiotic.
But what I have also realized that blogging can do and what Twitter can’t, is Twitter will not allow me to just sit down and ooze nonsense into my keyboard and onto my screen.
And that’s what I’m going to do now.
Oh we had a company wide health checkup the other day.
Surprise, I’m underweight!
Health counselor: “you don’t eat a lot, do you?”
Me: “Actually yes I do.”
Counselor: “No, that’s just what you think.” WTF.
Me: “No I do! You ask my friend! Lee Fen, do I eat a lot?”
Lee Fen: “Yes she eats mountains” WTFF
Counselor: “Well maybe you have a thyroid problem.” (?!?!)
Hate medical tests. But this one was free so I had to be Chinese and go for it.
I peed all over my hand while doing the pee test.
I kept begging them so I wouldn’t have to do the blood test but they shushed my whining and went ahead and stabbed my finger.
I went “MOTHERF*CKER” but thankfully I had my other hand clamped tightly over my mouth and people further away couldn’t hear wtf.
But the highlight was when I told See Yin, this silent and very act cool guy there was a blood test, he collapsed against the cubicle wall and wheezed. HAHAHAHA
P/S: Speaking of twits, how many people have read Roald Dahl’s book The Twits!
Mr and Mrs Twit.
Real life version wtf.
June 25th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Ahh! Can’t see photos. Photobucket Bandwidth Exceeded?! Anyhoo I think Twitter in general is all about stupid 140-character statements anyway. But that’s what makes it fun!
June 25th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
can’t see the photo too..
Tim seems to like twit a lot compared to you. LOL
June 25th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Zzz get a decent photo hosting account pleaseee!
And Tweet more!
June 25th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Bandwidth Exceeded! Can’t see the photos.
June 25th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I suppose there is no need to inform even more that I too cannot see photos!
And Yes, I have read The Twits by Roald Dahl.
June 25th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
“sang out wht i thought was dominos number. Colleague called and got nilai memorial park. Whoops”
“A man looked at me and didn’t see where he was going so he tripped on the stairs HAHAHAHAH”
I ROFL-ed when I read this two…epic!
June 25th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
hahahaha tweet more aud! hehe and he really wheeze ah?
June 25th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I had twitter & twitpic integrate into my blog’s sidebar. You might want to try those wordpress plugin.
June 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
tweet moreeee~!
June 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
although I don’t tweet, but i do plurk… and i’ll try to make an effort to plurk as i don’t wanna the karma going down (kiasu).. i do think that its better to be underweight than overweight, at least you would look prettier in dresses
June 25th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
If you want to get Twitter updates on your blog you can get info here: http://twitter.com/badges
Some people also manage to have simultaneous Facebook status updates and tweets, but I haven’t worked that one out yet either.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Confessions of a Twitter-holic.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:38 am
simultaneous facebook and twitter:
after every twitter update type #fb
hope that helps you guys!
June 26th, 2009 at 12:48 am
photos fixed!
pinkpaperplane: yea challenging to fit your story into 140 chars!
dolly: yea crazy dude wtf
shaolintiger: i always forget i have twitter!
rob y: fixed!
lisa: haha yea i loved it as a kid
takemoto: hahaha glad i made your day
pinky: ya like collapsed and made funny noises hahahah
crappybooze: which wordpress plugin?
bryanlyt: if i remember!
cindy khor: haha yea but being underweight exposes you to osteoporosis apparently!
julian: i know how to! search twitter on facebook and add it as an app i think then can already!
gallivanter: hahaha im not a twitterholic!
sarah: oh i didnt know that!
June 26th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
twits are awesome. roald dahl is awesome. wtf
June 26th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Hey, have you seen this news article?
New details about Michael Jackson’s Death Emerge
I was wondering if you were going to blog about this…
June 27th, 2009 at 12:10 am
I love Dahl!!!!!
June 27th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I don’t twit often too.. cos I think Plurk is more fun
The pics are cute
June 27th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Thyroid problem wtf hahhahaha
June 28th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
how to put the tweet widget into blog!? i also duno how & very lazy 2 figure it out.. lol
June 29th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
i read the twits a few times in primary school even though it made me feel scared every single time!
July 7th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
LOL at Mr n Mrs Twit real life version picca.. XD
September 14th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Hey Audrey, i love ur random jokes. haha
I peed all over my hand while doing the pee test.
Has anyone notice that? LMFAO