Escapades
So. The Urbanscapes escapade that never happened.
Damn sad ok! Drove there, found the place crowded with cars.
Pointed out teeny side lane to Tim. Drove down it, got stuck in mud.
Pressed on accelerator, car didn’t move. Instead, got splattered with mud drops.
When the mud splattered all over the car I actually thought the whole car was collapsing WTF scared until like that wtf.
Revved the engine and tires until the car finally got free.
Then no mood already T______T So I didn’t get to go. 2nd year in a row!
I think we are jinxed. Last year Tim asked me if I wanted to do anything one weekend and I said actually I want to go to Urbanscapes and he said I think I can get tickets.
So we were all ready to go but on that day he was coming back from Penang and he arrived too late for us to go T3T failz wtf.
Drove off to find a car wash wtf. See my fake smile that doesn’t reach my eyes wtf. I think Tim looks cute here tho! Like a sleepy child wtf.
Splattered car.
Clean car after car wash! (with still-dirty tires and dead girl inside wtf)
Then we comforted ourselves (more like Tim comforted me actually wtf) with shopping and Japanese food.
Tim wanted to go into Topshop and I usually hate Topshop but I decided to give it a try because I have put on 3kg since I came home last year and I thought I was more up for the challenge! (of fitting into Topshop clothes)
But I tried on this white peplum skirt I think it was a US size 4 and it was the smallest they had there and it was still too big:(
Then I found this adorable red cardigan (I have been looking for one like that for ages!) and it was a US size 2 and I thought it was my lucky day wtf but it was still. too. big T_________T
How can cardigan be so big right! The sleeve seams were halfway down my arms so you have an idea wtf.
I decided to keep on hating Topshop wtf.
Other things we did this weekend: Had ice cream!
More like baby had icecream (and an orgasm wtf kiddingggg)
While I sat and read brochures. I was too lazy to eat ice cream WTF.
I dunno why! I don’t really like desserts and sweet food. I actually don’t mind icecream and it’s my favorite dessert to eat but I always feel lazy to eat it if the food is sweet.
If it’s salty my mouth starts watering and I’ll need to order my own dish wtf.
Also picked up a new mascara! Majolica Majorca Lash Expander Frame Plus. Suet has it already and I tried it and although it did extend my lashes I didn’t really like it at first cos I like mascaras with a lot of volume.
But then I paired it with my Kate mascara base and that provides the volume so together I think they work really well!
Then I lent Tim some books. He likes reading *teary eyed. Nobody I dated before ever liked reading!
But maybe he doesn’t want people to know that (re: his face)
Not to say my books are very deep anyway they’re all fiction and highly dramatic wtf.
I always thought about this — if I didn’t need to work one day because I was already rich, what kind of shop would I open. And I told Hui Wen once that next time we should open a clothes boutique together.
But then so many people want to do that and are doing that (see the gazillion blogshops out there) and besides I am not that fashion savvy anyway. So I decided I would have an icecream store because I like icecream and I could dress up the store in pink and pastel shades with tiny metal curlique-backed chairs and glass-topped tables. And also my phone is LG Icecream wtf wtf.
But then … there is a limit to my love for ice cream wtf. Which ends at chocolate and rum raisin.
So I think it would have to be a bookstore. A tiny but airy place with lots of wooden furniture and feather cushions and a ladder with wheels that rolls down the aisles.
And there would be no Cecilia Ahern in it wtf.
Book shopping.
Actually we were going to the pasar malam with Mummy Ooi.
But not before this very cute little boy came up to us and called me “Auntie” (dark face) and asked for a donation for his school.
And then he wrote down donor’s name as “Mr. Timohy” hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What we had for dinner!
June 29th, 2009 at 1:07 am
so am i actually the first to leave a reply? hahahha
i dun really love sweet stuff too. and my love for ice cream stops at… chocolate.
June 29th, 2009 at 1:08 am
oh. now i see why. u’ve jus added this blog at 1am. hahah
hurry go to bed! and me too. work starts again for 5 DAYS from tml onwards. T_T
June 29th, 2009 at 1:10 am
LOL saman RM 10000! And Mr TeeMohee. It rhymes with HeHeeHee wtfwtf.
June 29th, 2009 at 2:36 am
cha kueh!!!
i want…at 2.36am =.=
June 29th, 2009 at 3:18 am
at first I thought the muds are bird droppings! Revenge of the Birds~
June 29th, 2009 at 3:47 am
“with still-dirty tires and dead girl inside wtf”
ahahha i laughed at that!
June 29th, 2009 at 5:58 am
I ve been reading your blog for some time,if not mistaken,since somewhen in middle of 2007 i think.
But it is only recently that I started to leave some comments(although not for every post lah!)..
Just want to say,I seriously love the way you write and express yourself,very true n funny n CUTE=)
p/s:I’m straight wtf
pp/s:I was influenced by ur using of wtf WTF-______-
ppps:I v to wake up at 10am and Im not asleep yet-_________- tata
-a loyal reader in a little corner-
June 29th, 2009 at 7:24 am
The uncle who frying “lo bak kou” looks familiar…You went to Subang SS15 Pasar malam ah??? =___=”
June 29th, 2009 at 7:27 am
I have several books that u have too
^^
June 29th, 2009 at 8:55 am
hello aunty audrey~ *wave my hand and runaway*
say hello to mr.timohy for me k *voice fading out* hahahah. ;p
LOL for the dead girl in the car after car wash. hahahaha =D
i went to Urbanscape! muahahhaha (purposely tell you to gek you) hehehe
June 29th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Lol, my sis would demand that they call her kakak before she give any donation but it’s more embarrassing that way though. XD
June 29th, 2009 at 11:04 am
hahah… both of u and tim very cartoon lah.. so cute…
June 29th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
i think i’m way bigger (fatter wuwuwu) in size than you and yet clothes at topshop are also always tooo loose for me too!
June 29th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Haha I wish I had those books with me now. Any suggestions for good fictional books? Coz I just finished my exams and I’m freaking bored because I finished it the earliest compared to my friends. T.T I went to Borders and nothing there strikes my fancy. Help! >.<
June 29th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
what is the uncle frying? looks nice
June 29th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
huhu
June 29th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
thanks for blogging about meeting me
June 29th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
wtf??? Seldom see got girls use the word “wtf” in such a cute way..lol~
June 29th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
char tar koeyyyy :’(
June 29th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
how come the tyre still dirty after washing wannnn?
when you open the bookshop, can I go sit there and read all your books? T.T
June 29th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
tottochan: yay same!
YL: heehee why u so random wtf
annant: is that what it’s called? i always called it kueh kak!
ray: god if that was bird shit i would just go crazy wtf
bryanlyt: hahaha thank u!
eve: awww thank u! 5am already why u still awake!
elaine: ss13! same one la wtf
johnny: ooo which ones?
janice: why u call me auntie T3T ya i saw the pic of ur bag on fb damn jeles
ping ping: hahaha maybe i should do that next time
dolly: hahaha cartoon >.>
mindy: yea screw them wtf T_T
takemoto: what kinda stories do u like!
dheepan: its actually carrot cake fried with soy sauce and garlic and egg and chilli. and bean sprouts /slurp
hbk: huhu back
tze: ur welcome wtf. this isnt the first time im meeting u also!
c.ho: why i call it kueh kak wan?!
solitary rose: hahaha cos it was the automatic car wash. i think u need to scrub the tires to get it clean. oh sure/beg wanna buy also can wtf
June 29th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
joshualaw: haha i take that as a compliment!
June 29th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
your title “The Urbanscapes escapade that never happened.” showed up at urbanscapes’ twitter board that day
June 30th, 2009 at 12:29 am
what books would u recommend?
not too deep n easy reading ones
June 30th, 2009 at 12:40 am
because i have self-induced insomnia-_____- but that is not good though.have fallen sick
June 30th, 2009 at 10:24 am
that was a very nice weekend spent. i’ve never been 2 Urbanscapes too. )= i know how u feel… this year is actually the 1st year i know about it (jakun) & i had sm stuff 2 do. haihh… oh & i like yr ashy hair colour!
June 30th, 2009 at 11:40 am
aahh… u read john grisham too?! i like
love ur blog as owes 
June 30th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Hi there audrey,
i dun mean to be rude, but i remember u saying u have a slight balding problem in your entry somewhere at the beginning of this year (or was it end of last year). after looking at your pic where u were sitting in NZ natural, i actually see what u mean.. i have balding problems too, at the top of my head especially. sob sob =’( maybe u should seek professional help so that it will not worsen. it comes with exorbitant price tho =(
June 30th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
ya i like volume too for mascaras. which kate mascara base u’re talking about?
June 30th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
“auntie audrey, can you donate some money for my school activities??”
hahahaha… the kid must be vision impaired.. how can he called a cute girl auntie..
June 30th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
ren: really? was my name there?
vivian: what genres do u like?
eve: why u self induce insomnia!
jadez: yea la next yr we must go ok! *thumb cilek wtf
lv: aww thankew. ya i like john grisham!
love.hearts: YES I KNOW. but actually my hair isnt really dropping, it’s just really thin and fine:( so i dunno what treatment i can seek also cos i was born like that wtf
selina: isnt there only one kate mascara base?:D
raymond: huhuhu maybe actually i look old already T_T
July 1st, 2009 at 1:54 am
yeah your name there, as in fourfeetnine
so i thought you were there…
July 1st, 2009 at 5:50 am
YERRRRRRR YERRRRRRR I THOUGHT U WANTED TO OPEN A CLOTHING STORE W/ ME ~!!!! WHY JUST BECAUSE MY COMP DIED U BETRAY ME ONLINEEJFKADFJKDF
July 1st, 2009 at 9:43 am
humour, romance, thriller/adventure.. or those inspiring ones:)
July 1st, 2009 at 4:10 pm
T.T sorry lah didn’t see your reply. Actually I don’t mind anything. Just something that’s interesting to read and isn’t a stereotype novel. Yes I’ve read Bridget Jones and even Meg Cabot, courtesy of my sister. -____-
I’ve read Khaled Hosseini’s The Kite Runner and I thought it was excellent. I saw you have Jeffrey Archer there and I wonder if it’s good. Nobody ever recommended that to me.
Any personal preferences?
July 3rd, 2009 at 2:33 am
hahahaha wth.. mr.timohy HAHAH!