Phuket Day 1

Since I’m waiting for Tim to come home and have nothing to do (and the Lipstick Jungle dvd looks like it’s broken wtf) I ransacked his photos and found photos of Phuket that I hadn’t put up yet!

Day 1 they were taking us out on a boat to the islands and to go snorkeling.  This is breakfast. At 6am. 6AM!!!!!!!

Tim is a morning person.

I’m not.

Here we are on the boat.  I’m trying to sleep with one eye wtf.

 

But I cheered up when I saw the view!

Just look at the water!

And the lush greenery!

At the side of the boat (hiding in the shade yalah I know I’m useless go on beach holiday but don’t want to get dark)

Baby decided to go snorkeling.

I decided to stay on the boat under my trusty baobei umbrella and take photos of him.

If you think he was swimming alone, think again.  There were lots of overweight, middle aged men floating about too.

Us with our new friends wtf.

Whose hobby was to lay naked on the sand except for their white briefs and get their friends to take sleeping buddha pictures of them.

Dunno how he still got appetite.

And he even managed to take bulging crotch photos of them while eating T___________T

Baby on the swing with his chocolate cone.

And me and my sunglasses.

And his mouth all smudged with chocolate.

Product placement.

I think I look quite pretty here lor WTF.

Got pretty girl got Heineken what more do you need in life wtf.

 

Shit this is what happens when you blog too late after the trip.  After our island hopping, they brought us to this pier (?) as the last stop.  There were people selling paintings and souvenirs and chances to scuba dive there.

By then I was very grumpy and hot and afraid that my umbrella wasn’t good enough protection against solar power wtf.  I took this photo for Tim but refused to pose for any myself.

Back at the hotel.  We snapped a photo of the pool and it looked so beautiful but we never got a chance to try it out:(

Patong Beach!

Old school Coca Cola and Tourist Baby <3

Tim + Aud under an umbrella in the sand.

Right after we carved this out in the sand it started pelting with rain and no tuktuk would take us back for less than RM30.  RM30!  5 minutes walk away! Crazy fuckers!

Ok end of day 1.

For Phuket Day 2, see here.

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12 Responses to Phuket Day 1

  1. dolly says:

    LOL~~ your version is so much funnier than tim’s version..

  2. Angie says:

    The heineiken picture looks so professional /beg

    and you were wearing our biniki /cry i miss you /cry i dreamed abt u last night /cry

  3. Audrey says:

    dolly: hahaha really? his is funnier la i wrote mine in like 5 minutes wtf

    angie: yea looks like an ad right! /boo yea when i was in phuket i kept thinking of you T3T T3T

  4. elaine says:

    Wah seh, even can see your cleavage clearly in the picture…wtf! Audrey, you got a valuable asset huh? hahahahha~ *jealousy*

  5. ch3ryl says:

    the writing in the sand is sooooo sweet :)

  6. cal says:

    the pic where you kissed tim and tim with his Heineken…

    you looked like as if you’re balding… maybe it is just me.

  7. ShaolinTiger says:

    All I can say is….YOU ACTUALLY LIKE LIPSTICK JUNGLE?

    OMG thought it was a terrible 2nd rate knock-off of SATC.

    Try Cashmere Mafia.

  8. Hiew10y says:

    like the heineken picture…so matching… beach with a beer… perfect match!

  9. kenwooi says:

    nice.. read all these on tim’s blog edy..
    great pics! =D

  10. Julia says:

    gorgeous pics! if u dont mind me asking, where did u get your sunglasses from? =)

  11. Audrey says:

    elaine: only because i got fat wtf

    cheryl: hehehe cannot see anything!

    lisa: they’re not loading?:(

    cal: no la not balding T_T but i have very thin and fine hair life sucks wtf T_T

    shaolin: hahaha i was bored and i found the dvd! i watched less than an episode so i can’t tell if i like it or not. isnt cashmere mafia similar to it?

    hiew: ya looked like an ad right! the sunlight made it so colorful

    kenwooi: ya he beat me to it =(

    julia: from forever21!

  12. misshazel says:

    Bandwith exceeded~~!:(

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