Actually… I don’t wanna write this post wan. To prevent more people from joining Milo contests. More people join I got less chance of winning!!! Okok here I go reluctantly TWO contests to announce to everyone. First one’s called the MILO® FUZE® FACEBOOK CONTEST – “Pile-up the MILO FUZE sticks” Very easy, just log on [...]
Letter #1: Kuah Jenhan of the MACC (wah why they email me! *scared wtf) has shamelessly asked me to promote the MACC CNY Edition show (with 20% new jokes!) running from 27-31 January at PJ Live Arts @ Jaya One. So nah give you face as Chinese friends wtf. Btw MACC stands for Malaysian Association [...]
Hokay sorry men Female Monologues again today. Let’s take a survey. What do you feel like today? Fishnet stockings? Or comfy cotton socks? I say it again. Nets? Or comfy cotton? Or both? HAHAHAHAHA. Fine fine. Stop looking! Kotex Luxe is a lot more attractive than my picture and its new Fusion Technology clearly makes [...]
Because this blog needs some pink goodness: Look what I got in the mail! (writing so damn ugly who else could it be T_____T) Care package from my soulmate T_______T <3333333 Hello Kitty nail dryer, Hello Kitty earrings, Juicy Couture perfume (!), Hello Kitty lipgloss and USB port (can you believe the flower pot is [...]
Because it’s sexier!!! (and I look older fml) Because it’s as tall as me! Because 1.40 m is not enough. (1.46 m is better and also equals to four feet nine inches) Because if not I wouldn’t be able to hug myself! Because it took me four years (as opposed to the usual 3 year [...]
Just got back from a very rib-cracking dinner with Jammie, Leroy and Sei Shaun! wtf. We laughed so much and so loudly until three groups of people moved tables to get away from us WTF. Like this video wtf. Aiya don’t think anyone will find this video very funny except us la. Aih niche humor [...]
I got this off my friend’s Facebook Notes and I’m stealing it and putting it here! Thanks Anna although we basically never talk wtf. The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up? Instructions: Look at the list and put an ‘x’ [...]
Ok la since I’m trying to blog like .. whatever I’m thinking about I’ll write about. So let me talk about this girl I know. She was from my high school and I think she was from my primary school as well. She was really really tall for a girl (when I say really, I [...]
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Argh ok Imma blog about our trip to Hakone now before I get too lazy and forget / don’t feel like blogging about it anymore but actually I’m too lazy to blog about it now also wtf. Neh mind! Trip in pictures like what I always do when I’m lazy (ya so now you know [...]
Because of my recurring UTI, the doctor made me come back today to take a pee test for them to send to the lab to see if the bacteria is totally gone. And I hate peeing in a cup lor! [OKAY IF YOU HAVE A FAINT SPIRIT YOU SHOULD GO AWAY NOW AND NOT PAY [...]