Heavy metal
Ok I have to tell a very tragic story.
Thought for very long if I should say or not because it’s fucking embarrassing ok! And the pictures I took to illustrate turned out like shit also there goes my reputation wtf.
Actually whatevs la my image is not sexy or hot anyway nothing much to lose wtf. And actually I work at keeping my image asexual so this will do wonders for it wtf.
Ok so the story is…
On Friday I wore a tank top under a cardigan to work. Very normal, nothing out of the ordinary.
Except that my top had teeny little metal chains on the front for design.
And metal is heavy. Heavy metal wtf.
So the metal dragged down the front of my top.
And before I knew it, I was sitting in a meeting with my bra showing FML T_____________T
Anyway after realizing it I thought I cannot go through the whole day with a faulty top that keeps dropping T_______T
So I devised what I thought was an ingenious plan! At first I thought of tying the straps of my top to my bra straps wtf but not enough grip wtf.
Then! A great idea came to me. I pat myself on the back for being so smart.
I went to the toilet, unhooked my bra, pulled the straps up above the sides of my top, and hooked it again, BEHIND my top WTF.
LIKE THIS WTF.
Worst picture ever T____T
But this actually worked very well in keeping my top up!
Except then I couldn’t take my cardigan off the whole day because people would know and so I suffered in hot silence wtf.
Ok enough of stupid things! (even though I really thought I was damn smart for thinking out of the box wtf)
Wombeh and Dumbi Kuah after the MACC Internal Affairs show!
Me! Looking sick because I am, yet again 
Only Jenhan layan us take pictures lor
But lotsa fun! Brought Mummy and Fat Her with us too to watch too and they laughed so much! They especially liked Patreehk Teoh’s video segment same generation ma wtf.
August 29th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
y do u illustrate your head like sumthing else wan?
August 29th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
that’s supposed to be the back of my hair HAHAAHHA
August 29th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG CANNOT TAHAN
when i saw your tweet this was the LAST thing i thought happened *wipes tears from eyes* but +10 for quick thinking though nyehehehe.
August 29th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA at first i thought it was because of armpit hair! XD It was a genius idea!
August 29th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
solution: wear lower bras. lol
August 29th, 2010 at 11:07 pm
fresh: HAHAHAHA YOU NEVER GUESSED HAHAHAAHAH
eelin: hahahaah nothing as ordinary as that!
ky: but what if my boobs are high up WTF
August 30th, 2010 at 12:09 am
i was reading in anticipation of you mentioning that i witnessed this and had dinner with you.
i am heartbroken
August 30th, 2010 at 12:27 am
tze: you only want me to talk about your mammaries WTF
August 30th, 2010 at 1:45 am
so clever T___T that day i went to an indian wedding wearing a salmar kameez… but then i went to the bathroom and the drawstring of the pants went inside the material so i couldnt tie my pants
left with no other option, i just took the pants off and walked around with the semi-sheer long top that had super high slits up the thighs. le sigh. maybe i should have called u to ask What Would Audrey Do wtf
August 30th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Aud : what about double sided tape? stick them between your skin and top..
quaintly : pull your pants lower, fold them and tuck them into your panties. would tt worked?
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:46 am
The price of vanity <3