Aku sebuah papan apung berwarna biru. Aku dilahirkan di sebuah kilang di Negeri Cina. Nama saya Speedo wtf. Saya duduk di kapal terbang dan dibawa ke negara yang dipanggil Malaysia. Saya dipamerkan di kedai Speedo di Pavilion. Saya sangat gembira sebab kedai saya cantik wtf. Pada suatu hari, ada satu si pendek masuk kedai ingin [...]
For the first time ever, I can say this in a post and mean it: THIS IS A COMMUNITY SERVICE MESSAGE. Hahahahaha. The first ever person I knew to smoke was my grandfather. His name was Yeh Yeh. (because apparently when I was little Ah Kong was too hard for me to say) He used [...]
One of those posts where I upload randomly taken photos taken recently and force you guys to see. What!! My life very interesting ok faster see wtf. Ooib’s birthday! Ooib is unbearably bad at smiling/posing in photos. Always look constipated or on the verge of tears fhl. Here we family dinner at El Cerdo – [...]
Taking a break from work to blog! Some time back Cheesie and I had this talk where we re-evaluated our friendship HAHAHA. Cos we were talking about holidays and we had to rethink our friendship cos we have very different holiday preferences! She likes …Mother nature and scenery. I hate the outdoors. I like museums. [...]
So I’m still sick After three weeks Doctor said if still not okay by end of this week to do a chest Xray FML. Luckily I went to Kechara soup kitchen last week at least built up some good karma for my reincarnation if I die WTF. No la choi. I think I’m recovering …somewhat. [...]
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Realized I haven’t finished blogging about Bangkok! #shitblogger Never mind this is the last day already bygones! Appropriately, you would say ‘AUDREY Y U NO BLOG ABOUT BANGKOK’ and insert this ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) AHAHAHAHAHHA DAMN FUNNY RIGHT THIS FACE ANGELA SENT ME. Anyway on the last day we went to the floating market! To get to the [...]
My Nuffnang story started in 2007. It was the summer of 2007. I was back from Kyoto and was interning appropriately at Dentsu, a Japanese advertising agency. Suetpants was also interning at the time – with a small startup called Nuffnang. She and I would get dropped off by Fat Her every morning at my [...]
This is how it began. Woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy and took a picture of my er work area to show you. Now a picture of myself to scare you wtf. Pure Beauty Promeganate Antioxidant Skincare Range – the brand that made my day amazing *shy I’ve known Pure Beauty for [...]