Someone in Formspring asked “is your life really as glamorous as it looks?”
Not first time someone asked me this lo!
So here’s a typical day in the life of Aud Ooi.
1. Wake up looking like shit.
2. Get dressed, drink milo, go work blah blah.
3. Stay at work for the next billion hours or so.
4. Look like a zombie
5. Today an important client comes over to visit. Get scolded by boss for having the messiest workplace in the entire company. Reluctantly clean work area.
Yea there’s mess under my desk too.
6. Cannot finish work by dinnertime so have to eat cup noodles to prevent gastric.
7. Still at work.
Yea that’s my workplace after clearing up.
8. Finally finish work at 10pm and go home and eat cold food with Kindle for company.
9. Trudge up the stairs to find Fats busy playing Battlefield
10. In order to get attention, make nuisance of self.
11. Finally go to sleep in preparation for a new day of equal excitement.