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    Al Jolsson

    Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

    I guess my posts are going to be more wordy from now because instead of coming up with polished pretty entries full of pictures I’m going to try to verbally vomit from now on wtf.
    I decided that I want my blog to be somewhere I can come back in ten years and remember how things [...]

    Dear Jammie

    Monday, February 8th, 2010

    Jammie hates this picture but I think it’s damn cute!
    Dear Jammie,
    A few days late but issokay you still read my blog right? wtf.
    We all miss you very much I would like to say I miss you the mostest but I will let Latat have the honor.

    I hope you do well in Melbourne, whether it’s [...]

    Of letters

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    Letter #1:

    Kuah Jenhan of the MACC (wah why they email me! *scared wtf) has shamelessly asked me to promote the MACC CNY Edition show (with 20% new jokes!) running from 27-31 January at PJ Live Arts @ Jaya One.
    So nah give you face as Chinese friends wtf.
    Btw MACC stands for Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians [...]

    2010 resolutions (not really 2010 just the year)

    Monday, January 4th, 2010

    Happy New Year everyone!
    I was going to do my New Year’s resolutions (not that I keep any of them anyway but at least it’s a step in the right direction wtf).
    I usually don’t like new years! Every year seems to be zipping by faster and faster and I always feel immensely underachieved (is that a [...]

    Tides

    Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

    I’m sitting on the arm of the couch with my laptop on my knees.  Tim is crawling over from the fat cushy stool he was sitting on to see what I’m doing.  I just got home from a celebratory dinner and everyone is giddy with joy that the campaign was a success and drunk on [...]

    the 3rd time

    Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

    I go back to the city for the first time in two years and find that everything is the same.  And yet very different.
    We bypass most of Chinatown and all of the student eateries and head into quaint little restaurants tucked into side roads that I’ve never seen before.  Instead of hanging out in cafes [...]

    Patience

    Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

    Today I got angry at somebody because I thought he wasn’t doing his job well.
    I complained to Desmond while crushing my pillow with my hands, and he reminded me that I used to make a lot of simple mistakes especially during my first six months.
    And I felt terrible.
    I’m very sure a lot of people were [...]

    that’s what she said

    Friday, July 17th, 2009

    To the people who said things about my height because you truly believe you’re better than me, to hurt me (sorry, not you anonymous fuckers btw because you can’t stab someone standing too far away) –
    well congratulations, you succeeded.
    I doubted myself for a day.

    what really happened

    Monday, April 27th, 2009

    Sigh.
    Okay I have to clarify things.
    Actually, no I don’t really.  None of the 3 people involved in this — Tim, Angela and I — really have any obligation to make ourselves clear to anyone.  But since I’ve chosen to make my life public by writing a blog, this is what I have decided to do.
    I [...]

    Dashed

    Monday, March 23rd, 2009

    #37: 22 March 2009
    Good: Jammie lent me all her Sims CDs!
    Bad: Two were corrupted
    FML: None are compatible with Windows Vista.
    *
    My last post was called Pink Chalk because that was the title of a short story I wrote for a creative writing class I took in my sophomore year.
    It was based on a true story.  I [...]