God for the last few days I thought my computer was broken! I couldn’t go online, couldn’t even detect any wifi connections in the vicinity. I thought I’d never have to blog again. Ngehehehe. But turns out I just accidentally turned off the wireless button hehehe wtf. Anyway I’ve been putting off this blog post [...]
So Cheesie and I itchy backside went to do gel nails in January (before Tokyo Kawaii ahem). Hers are the orange ones and mine are (predictably) the pink. Anyway although I thought I was the last person in the world to try gel nails – besides Cheesie fol – (cos I saw all the Singaporean [...]
You know what they say about Murphy’s Law — what can go wrong will go wrong. Like the line you pick at the cashier will always be manned by a noob who needs to check with his supervisor every step of the way? Or the guy in front of you just needs to order takeaway [...]
Had this message sitting in my Facebook friend requests for months: ” Hai hai TQ in advance 4 addin me..how are U?are u studyin or working? where? stay where? I am in PJMalaysia but work in Klang hangout at Curve or 1U? u hangout where? Free if I buy a drink? Also do u like [...]
#10: 23 February 2009 Spent about 2 hours (spread out through the day) in the loo goddammit. I wonder what I ate! The good thing about getting diarrhea on a regular basis is that I don’t need to eat Kenko Diet Plums (Sorry Ringo when you have guts like mine, pooping is a breeze – [...]
(Thank you everyone who left such encouraging and smart comments on the last post! Btw does anyone know anyone who can hook me up with a job in the US ar wtf) This post is not for the fainthearted wtf. I don’t understand why some people are so disgusting. The other day I went to [...]
If you read Jammie and Suet, you would have read their How to Be a Ninja posts. So when Suet and Shanshan came over today, they hustled to turn me into a ninja too wtf. Using Jerry’s tshirt as props wtf. Apparently I’m the world’s ugliest ninja because they both fell over themselves laughing and [...]
If even hairdressing fails, I might try out as a comedy actress wtf. We were watching a Thai commercial *click here* about Peppermint Field Gel and we decided to recreate the 3rd ad wtf oh holy mama seriously why are we so mou liu. Peppermint Field Gel – for times when you feel like fainting [...]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAT HER OOI!!!!! Thanks for being my daddy, Daddy! I love you! Thanks for giving me money without Mummy’s knowledge wtf. Thanks for carrying me around on your back when I was 12 on the streets of San Francisco because I said I had a mosquito bite on my knee and [...]
And you thought I couldn’t do it! (Actually I thought I couldn’t do it but that’s besides the point wtf.) The point is, I survived! Without wanting to cry or anything! When the staff was briefing us on the rules, frankly I was terrified. Cos I looked around me at the other players (most of [...]
