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    Hai hai sexy

    Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

    Had this message sitting in my Facebook friend requests for months:

    ” Hai hai TQ in advance 4 addin me..how are U?are u studyin or working? where? stay where? I am in PJMalaysia but work in Klang hangout at Curve or 1U? u hangout where? Free if I buy a drink? Also do u like to [...]

    Pest friends forever

    Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

    #10: 23 February 2009

    Spent about 2 hours (spread out through the day) in the loo goddammit.
    I wonder what I ate!  The good thing about getting diarrhea on a regular basis is that I don’t need to eat Kenko Diet Plums  (Sorry Ringo when you have guts like mine, pooping is a breeze - no [...]

    Kitanai

    Sunday, April 20th, 2008

    (Thank you everyone who left such encouraging and smart comments on the last post!  Btw does anyone know anyone who can hook me up with a job in the US ar wtf)
    This post is not for the fainthearted wtf.
    I don’t understand why some people are so disgusting.
    The other day I went to do trash only [...]

    Ugly ninja

    Friday, April 11th, 2008

    If you read Jammie and Suet, you would have read their How to Be a Ninja posts.
    So when Suet and Shanshan came over today, they hustled to turn me into a ninja too wtf. Using Jerry’s tshirt as props wtf.
    Apparently I’m the world’s ugliest ninja because they both fell over themselves laughing and I think [...]

    Peppermint Field Gel

    Thursday, February 28th, 2008

    If even hairdressing fails, I might try out as a comedy actress wtf.
    We were watching a Thai commercial *click here* about Peppermint Field Gel and we decided to recreate the 3rd ad wtf oh holy mama seriously why are we so mou liu.

    Peppermint Field Gel - for times when you feel like fainting wtf.
    Ya [...]

    Fat Her’s Birthday!!!

    Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAT HER OOI!!!!!
    Thanks for being my daddy, Daddy!  I love you!
    Thanks for giving me money without Mummy’s knowledge wtf.
    Thanks for carrying me around on your back when I was 12 on the streets of San Francisco because I said I had a mosquito bite on my knee and it hurt to [...]

    Paintball

    Sunday, August 12th, 2007

    And you thought I couldn’t do it!
    (Actually I thought I couldn’t do it but that’s besides the point wtf.)
    The point is, I survived!
    Without wanting to cry or anything!
    When the staff was briefing us on the rules, frankly I was terrified.  Cos I looked around me at the other players (most of whom I didn’t know) [...]

    Shoot

    Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

    I’m back!
    (And half dead on my feet.)
    Let me sum up the outcome of the day in a few concise sentences.
    1. Because I’m allergic to sunblock, I have now turned a peculiar shade of gray, despite staying in the shade the whole day.
    2. You see! Ask me to wake [...]

    Diarrhea

    Thursday, May 24th, 2007

    Jesus Christ this is what you get for being a good samaritan and waking up at the break of dawn (9.30 am) to teman your friend go make her visa to the UK.
    Dahlah wake up at an ungodly hour and what do you get but two hos for friends wtf who wake up late and [...]

    My tekiken = one way trip to Melbourne ohhhh

    Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

    If you have me on MSN, you would probably notice that my nick right now is:aud<3 [Where Is My Travel Pass & Student ID!!]
    On Sunday I went for this festival something like Gakusei no Matsuri (Kyoto Student’s Festival) I dunno what the real name is.
    (And I bumped into people I know there! Not even [...]