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    Fat Her’s Day

    Thursday, June 9th, 2011

    First it was Mummy Ooi. Now it’s Fat Her’s turn. This is what I’m giving him for Fat Her’s Day. My mom is the World’s Most Awesome Mom and my dad is the World’s Most Awesome Dad so verily they belong together wtf. I think it’s safe to say that Fat Her is the most [...]

    Ghost Story

    Saturday, June 4th, 2011

    It was a dark and stormy night… Auntie Aud is going to tell you ghost stories today so go take a pee and sit down. You’ve heard of taxi drivers who drive around late at night and encounter all sorts of spooky stuff right? The other day I talked to someone who used to work [...]

    Blast from the Past

    Monday, February 7th, 2011

    In the spirit of Chinese New Year and family and all that, I’ve decided to blog anecdotes (and photos) of us growing up!! Actually Ooib had been asking me to capture old photos and post them since forever and I’ve been procrastinating but what better time to do it than this season! (just realized Xiaxue [...]

    Tim & Dengue

    Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

    Hello just a quick update while he’s asleep. If you don’t already know, Tim is down with dengue He came down with fever last Wednesday which wouldn’t go away.  The doctor told him it could just be a viral infection but by Monday when he was still having fever, I finally made him take a [...]

    Owatta

    Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

    JLPT is over! No more memorizing grammar! No more doing exercises! (Picture for illustration purposes see my pencil point not even pointing on anywhere meaningful) I spent the past week cramming for it. But I’m pretty sure I failed WTF. Working and trying to study for something is a lot harder than I thought it [...]

    No interesting title

    Saturday, September 29th, 2007

    It’s been a terrible week, I swear to god if this goes on all my hair will drop off and there will be nothing there to curl wtf. I will be going for a Global Networking Conference tomorrow wtf wah sounds so official. Going to meet important people from important companies there and listen to [...]

    Chunky X

    Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

    Who would have thought working would mean you have no life other than that? Everyday is the same thing: wake up, get dressed, make tuna sandwich, get into car, sleep in car while Fat Her drives, make Milo in office, MSN/wait for people to give me work/watch Full House/pang sai/walk around creative section to look [...]

    See you soon Tze

    Saturday, June 30th, 2007

    During dinner, Fat Her managed to knock my spoon of bak kut teh so onto my bare thighs. Damn hot and painful ok! I can tell you he got a severe beating from me after that. And then I clipped another bow on his head for good measure wtf. This weekend has been an emo [...]

    Classes

    Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

    Since I’m discussing classes with Suet now, let me tell you what I’m taking next semester. (God I’m dreading going back to Mt Holyoke.) Okay! So because I have more than enough credits, I can actually take just 3 classes a semester for senior year And because one of the classes is counted under my [...]

    Seeing Red

    Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

    God bless the souls of the victims at Virginia Tech. I keep thinking what if it had been Mount Holyoke. As usual, when it happens that the person who committed the crime isn’t white, people start coming up with racist shit. I read on AOL a forum topic titled “Why are Canadians Less Violent?” This [...]