*fourfeetnine*

..no not for Tim!
and not for Ooib!!
It’s for my Wafu’s beloved pet, Footie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO CUTEEEEE
This is Footie.
He is a mix between a maltese and a lhasa apso.
He is eight years old.
And a certified bachelor.
He  really really needs a wife!
Or at least a one night stand.  If not he will die a 40 year old virgin.

How [...]

Some random updates cos I’m sleepy.
1.
Fat Her spent the whole of Sunday lugging around a plastic bottle and peeing into it whenever the need arose (hahahahahaha) He carted the whole bottle back to the hospital but not without spilling some much to the nurse’s horror hahahaha.  He’s awaiting the results now..
2.

Tim and I were so [...]

Setting back feminism by a hundred years!!!!

Okay this is the salon where I do my hair.
If you don’t recognize it, it’s on the Boulevard at Midvalley between Megamall and Gardens (same row as the mamak wtf)

The door wtf.
I actually once followed CJ in to Shunji before a few years back to get his hair cut but I never did mine here [...]

So I am 25 now ZOMGZ!
25% of the way completed in my quest to be a 100 year old woman wtf.
I actually didn’t do anything to celebrate my birthday.
I figure if I pretend it never happened, I’ll still be 24 WTF.
No la kidding hahahahah truth is, I didn’t feel like celebrating my birthday… yet.
My birthday [...]

Letter #1:

Kuah Jenhan of the MACC (wah why they email me! *scared wtf) has shamelessly asked me to promote the MACC CNY Edition show (with 20% new jokes!) running from 27-31 January at PJ Live Arts @ Jaya One.
So nah give you face as Chinese friends wtf.
Btw MACC stands for Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians [...]

Happy New Year everyone!
I was going to do my New Year’s resolutions (not that I keep any of them anyway but at least it’s a step in the right direction wtf).
I usually don’t like new years! Every year seems to be zipping by faster and faster and I always feel immensely underachieved (is that a [...]

This was going to be my Meri Kurisumasu post.  But something else happened.

What do you say when a relative passes away?  FML has become too dangerously ingrained in us cos when I was typing this out, my first instinct was to add FML.  But that’s wrong cos it’s not my life.  And FHL is worse. [...]

I am sick again fml!!!
This time it’s a throat infection
I’m probably being punished for running around too much on weekends, plus work as usual on weekdays so it’s all been taking a toll on me.
When I went to Phuket I was recovering from my UTI.
Week after that I went to HK and caught [...]

Felt like writing a whole long wordy post today!  (plus I have no photos to post wtf)
I like making lists!  Right now I feel like writing one about things that annoy me.
Now I’m not really one of those people who are anal about stuff or who get all fidgety when their pens aren’t lined up [...]