Why am I so cute?

It’s a mystery. God must have thought he gave me too much in looks and took away my height wtf.

My name is Audrey and age is a sensitive issue. Height should be too, but since my blog is titled fourfeetnine, it doesn’t appear to be a problem, does it? I am probably the most shameless and shallow person you’ll ever meet. My self-esteem and mood rely heavily on my outfit, and state of hair and makeup. I used to be amused when people called me a bimbo but now I will stab you with a fork if you say it. I am secretly obsessed with Hello Project and my favorite color is usually pink but it changes right now it is yellow.

I like Ribena, Coca Cola, laughing (especially at other people’s misery), horror movies, Hello Kitty, the smell of car aircon, mirrors, Lilo and Stitch, pandas and guys with nice noses.

I really hate cockroaches, hiking, any outdoor activity, sweating, alarm clocks, being electrocuted, people who don’t listen, children (esp those who pull your hair and break your specs), strawberry flavored food, people who don’t keep promises, vegetarian food, taking pills, sneezing and not having a tissue and not having at least 7 hours of sleep.

I’m really good at being clumsy – tripping over nothing, banging my head, etc. I’m also good at making hentai voices, yelling at people who try to bully my friends, dropping things, remembering useless bits of trivia that nobody wants to know, splitting hairs (literally), imitating monkeys, imitating snails, imitating leeches, and making myself puke wtf.

I suck at laundry, remembering people’s names and faces, computer stuff, and saying no to salesmen and beggars.

I secretly want to be a hairstylist but my parents would kill me. I also want to grow at least 3 more inches and to be graceful.But my secret dream is to join Morning Musume.

For more information wtf email me at fourfeetnine@gmail.com

This is my family.

This is my soulmate.

These are my angry white men.

This is my sister-in-law.

This is my Jammie.

And this is my love.