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Fighter and his math teacher

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I posted this picture on Instagram the other day and got a lot of messages from people who were tickled that Fighter wrote “I hate” for math in his timetable lolol.

But there’s a deeper darker story to this that I’m going to share here. ūüôĀ

If you look again, he also wrote “I hate” for art and that’s because the math teacher and art teacher are the same person.

Now, Fighter is good in languages.¬† He’s progressing steadily in¬†Mandarin and Bahasa even though we don’t speak them at home. And he’s still working on his Korean!

But everyone has strengths and weaknesses, and Fighter’s weakness happens to be math.

He doesn’t grasp concepts as quickly as Penny, and even when he does, if the question is phrased differently, he has to start from scratch again.¬† And he’s also super careless la wtf (like me lol) so he often makes silly mistakes as well.¬† So math is and continues to be a challenge for him.¬† He doesn’t enjoy it, and to make matters worse, his math teacher sounds like a dragon wtf.

Fierce never mind, but from what I hear, she often scolds and picks on kids who get problems wrong or don’t¬†learn¬†as quickly as the rest.¬† Which is Fighter la wtf.

I also don’t know why she feels the need to scold for mistakes — to me scolding should be reserved for outright disobedience or dishonesty or something willful, not honest mistakes or not grasping a concept.¬† Maybe it’s Chinese school, maybe it’s her I don’t know.

What’s more, Fighter is an extremely sensitive and emotional child.¬† He’s so afraid of stepping over a line that most of the time, I don’t even need to scold him when he does something wrong.¬† I just have to look “not happy” wtf and he will immediately stop whatever annoying thing he’s doing hahaha.¬† So for him to go to school and get scolded by his math teacher nearly every day took a toll far worse than we’d ever anticipated.¬† ūüė•

I knew he didn’t like his teacher.¬† So I tried to help him by buying math workbooks for him to practice with.¬† I told him when she scolded him to imagine her in her big underpants, so it would be easier to cope with a scolding.¬† Life went on.

Then he had three meltdowns, all within a week.¬†¬†He’s nearly eight — he hasn’t had a proper¬†tantrum in a long time.¬† But within the span of days, he had a meltdown when he couldn’t stuff his color pencils back into their box.¬† He cried and screamed when I asked him to do his extra work book.¬† And when he was having BM tuition, he exploded at the tutor because she made a joke when he spelled something wrong.¬† This tutor is relatively new to us so I felt damn bad about her getting caught in his outburst.¬† I also knew at once that something must be going on with him that I didn’t know about — the math teacher was at the back of my mind, but shamefully I didn’t think it was that serious, instead I worried it would be something worse like bullying or inappropriate touching WTF.

So I took him aside and talked to him.¬† He said, “Nothing, except my math teacher.”

I think at this point at some level I still did not really connect his issues with the teacher to his outbursts.¬† I thought he was frustrated and emo because of her so we talked about how I could coach him to improve his math so she wouldn’t pick on him anymore.

I also explained to his Bahasa tutor¬†what was going on.¬† His tutor happens to also teach at his school and she told me she would talk to his class teacher about this.¬† This touched me because I was actually hesitant to speak to the math teacher myself — I’ve never met her and I didn’t know how she would react to me essentially telling her how to do job, what if she took it out on Fighter again?

That evening, we went out for dinner as a family and Fighter seemed calm, talking and joking like normal.¬† Later on though while we were walking through the mall, Fighter suddenly gripped my arm and said, “Mommy, I don’t know why but I suddenly feel scared.”

“Scared?¬† Of what?”

“I don’t know.¬† Just scared.”

I felt his hands.¬† They didn’t feel cold.¬† I tried to feel for his heartbeat but couldn’t feel anything wtf.¬† “What were you thinking of when you started to feel scared?” I asked him.

“Nothing.¬† Michael Jackson,” Fighter told me.¬† Michael Jackson is his favorite artiste at the moment wtf.

I asked if he felt like crying and he said no, he just felt scared.  He looked around at the world around us and just felt afraid of everything.  His feeling of fear lasted for around ten minutes I think.

I was panicking inside, wondering if this was an anxiety attack and planning to call our pediatrician the next day.¬† Outwardly¬†I kept calm and we continued on home.¬† In the car, he suddenly said in a choked voice, “I think I want to cry now.”¬† He proceeded to let go,¬†screaming and wailing¬†until his tears were spent.¬†¬†I let him cry, handing him tissues to mop his tears until he was done.

When we got home, he started to get emotional again.  I told him to let it out, and again he did, sobbing into my chest.  I held him close, intermittently wiping away his tears.  When he had nothing left, he quietened down.  I asked him if he felt better and he nodded.

I got him showered, put him to bed and the next morning, he really did look back to his usual self – cheerful, patient and good natured.¬†¬†I was overcome with relief naturally, I don’t know what happened but it seemed like an anxiety attack which is super scary in a child his age!¬† Some more I was thinking how ah die I have to deal with two people in the household with anxiety issues wtf.

That was last weekend.¬† This week, one day I picked him up from school and he came out, dragging his roller bag behind him, muttering, “I had a bad day.”¬† Asked him what happened and it turned out the math teacher rushed him for not knowing his seven times table.¬† He couldn’t memorize it in time and she apparently said, “Faster!”¬† This doesn’t sound like much on its own but keep in mind that Fighter has been feeling very wounded with her and this was the latest hurt.¬† He has been trying hard to win her approval and I think a major sting was that for some reason she praised other kids who were at lower times tables than him but still snapped at him.

He got home, put down his bag and went into his room to cry again.¬† I was late for a shoot but son > work so I sat with him and cuddled him while he cried.¬† And he clung to me like a koala while he wept. T___T¬† One silver lining though, is that his BM cikgu had got in touch with his class teacher.¬† His class teacher is a super sweet lady who called him to her desk during recess to talk about this.¬† She told him not to worry, she would find a solution for him.¬† I’m so thankful for her. T_____T¬† At least someone is on his side¬†and can help us.

When Fighter’s panic attack happened, I was so scared.¬† Nothing had prepared me for the possibility that he might have mental health issues and I was so afraid for what life would be for him.¬† I’m not a helicopter parent at all and I don’t like stepping in or interfering with children’s issues, believing they need to learn how to overcome problems themselves, but this seems way too big to just leave alone.¬† On one hand I’m scared of molly coddling him; on the other, what if I don’t and it gets so much worse and I regret my inaction?

I’m also writing this because I wanted to highlight the importance of listening to children.¬† Fighter told me he didn’t like the teacher, but I didn’t want to overreact and over protect him so I let it be.

When he let everything that he was bottling out and felt better, I realized how stupid we grown ups sometimes are when we tell kids, “why you cry over this small thing?¬† Nothing to cry about” or “so big already don’t cry” or “shame on you for crying” or even “it’s okay” because something is NOT okay, that’s why they’re crying!

I learned how important it is to listen to kids and give them the space to feel, and to acknowledge their emotions.

I told Fighter, “I’m sorry for the times I told you not to cry because you should cry.¬† When you’re upset you need to cry and let out all the bad feelings so that those bad feelings don’t stay inside you and make you feel scared for no reason.”¬† I think that’s why the last time he did cry over the teacher, he held on to me, rather than me holding him.¬† Because he knew I would accept him, tears and sadness and all.

I do regret dismissing his and Penny’s feelings sometimes.¬† I’m sure I did whenever I tell them not to cry over small stuff.¬† This is a very timely lesson to me wtf.

On the teacher’s front, I thanked his tutor for highlighting it to his class teacher.¬† She sounded taken aback and shy, like she didn’t expect to be thanked for it.¬† I also texted his class teacher.¬† I don’t know why the math teacher is acting this way — is Fighter being over sensitive?¬† Is she overworked and tired?¬† Is she just impatient — but I trust we will find a solution.¬†¬†¬†I’m glad to know that¬†Fighter at least has these two caring teachers in his corner.

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Things Fighter and Penny say part whatever

Time for another Things Fighter and Penny Say!

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Penny: “I think next time I want to be like Auntie Sherlyn.¬† I’ll get a dog and have a husband but I don’t want kids.”
Fighter: “I changed my mind, Mommy.¬† I think I don’t want to get married I just want to stay with you and Daddy forever.”
Me: “How about you, Baby? Do you want to stay with us too or have your own house?”
Penny: “I want my own big house.” *gestures widely
Fighter: “YAY then I get the Barbie house!”
Fatty: “Somebody’s gotta tell him than in 20 years he won’t want the Barbie house.”
Me: “I tried.¬† He can’t imagine ever not wanting the Barbie house.”

 

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Fighter: “Mommy, you know why Ah Chor [their great grandmother] and all the old people are still alive?¬† Because on my 6th and 7th birthday I wished that they would be alive forever.”

 

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Mummy Ooi: “I don’t really like caviar, I don’t know why people like it.”
Fighter: “I also don’t really like Javier, he bombed my Minecraft house.”

editor’s note: He heard caviar as Javier HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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Fighter: “Mommy, does a serial killer eat cereal?”

 

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Not really something they said but it was too cute I had to include this.¬† The kids play a game called Bloxburg on Roblox which is similar to The Sims.¬† You work a job, earn money to build your own house and furnish it.¬† The difference is you get to interact with other players in your town since it’s an online game.

One day, Penny comes up to me crying because…. she had made a friend in Bloxburg and she designated that person as “roommate” which basically gave that player permission to edit her house!¬† And that player for god know what reason started deleting furniture in her house and moving her staircase around LOL.¬† Penny was so distraught she cried, but Fighter turned out to be such a protective older brother – he was in the game too, and he immediately sent out a message to this player: “Hey why did you delete my sister’s stuff. YOU STUPID” LOL but I guess stupid is an off limits word cos it came out as ****** ahahahaha I cannot.

He then proceeded to block that user and report her lolol.

Later on, I also found out that Penny had zero money left in the game because she kept giving her money away.¬† When I asked her, she cried and confessed that she did that to make friends. T_______T Omg I cannot with this funny little girl hahahahaha.¬† She didn’t know how to type or read so she couldn’t communicate with the other kids.¬† So in her 5 year old head, she thought she¬†would make friends by giving people money omg hahahahahaha.

And it turns out that was the reason why she made that player her roommate too.  Because she was so happy to have a friend who played with her in the game. Hahahahaha.

 

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We’re eating mangoes.

Fatty: “Dada [our helper], take the mango seed.¬† You like it right?”
Fatty: “You know, Kong Kong loves the seed too.¬† Even Daddy likes mango seeds.”
Penny: “I don’t like the seed, I like the sofa.”

editor’s note: she thought we said ‘seat’ LOL.

 

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I forgot how it came up but we were talking about LGBT and I was explaining the concept to the kids.

Me: “Usually boys like girls and girls like boys.¬† But sometimes there are boys who like other boys, and girls who like other girls.¬† And that’s okay because everyone is different and likes different things.”
Both of them: *digesting this info*
Me: “So it’s up to you next time if you want to marry a girl or marry a boy.”
Penny: “I want to marry a boy.”
Me: “Oh? So you like boys?”
Penny: “Yea.”
Me (thinking she had some boy she liked): “What boys do you like?”
Penny: “Kind boys.” (then whispering in my ear) “Also handsome.¬† Handsome boys.”

 

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It’s Orientation Day for Penny’s school and they’re doing it on Zoom.¬† The kids haven’t been back for so long the teacher is showing them photos of their classroom.

Ms Ho: “Do you remember your old classroom?”
Penny (yelling): “I don’t even remember my old life!”

 

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So a group of boys in Fighter’s class established a “gang”.¬† The gang’s main activity is to stay back on the Zoom call after class is over and teacher has left, and they talk to each other and watch each other play Minecraft LOL.¬† One of Fighter’s good friends, Ayden asked him to join the gang, and said he already told the gang leader Fighter would be joining LOL.¬† This was what Ayden’s mom told me.

Me: “So I heard Ayden asked you to join the gang.”
Fighter: “Yea.”
Me: “Are you going to join them to play Minecraft?”
Fighter: “Nah.”
Me” “Oh why not?”
Fighter: “Because Luke [gang leader] said only boys!¬† No girls allowed! I said it’s not fair to not let girls join.¬† So I said I don’t want to join.”

Oh my son. T_______T  We would be a better world if there were more of you hahahaha.

 

 

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Giving kids autonomy

Something I keep thinking about is if my kids will ever know the me I was before I became a mom.

I take vacations with Fatty, trips with girlfriends, solo staycations, all in the pursuit of myself.  To do the things I want to do, not the fruit of my loins wtf.

It’s nice to remember when I’m by myself the things that define me.¬† ¬†That I once wrote an honors thesis. That my music of choice is Broadway musicals and 2000s Jpop wtf.¬† That I have an amazing sense of humor *ahem* that doesn’t just include fart jokes wtf.¬† That I love learning and absorbing new things.¬† That the beginning of new friendships excite me and make me feel a little like I’m falling in love.

But all these things that make me me don’t show up when I’m being Mommy.¬† What they see is¬†someone who’s generally calm but flares up when they whine (lol), whom when she’s on her phone or takes out her laptop is “doing work”, someone who dishes food into their plates for them and who they negotiate with when they’re full.¬† They see the nagging person who rushes them to shower, who hollers at them to get back to bed when they come out with excuses at night.¬† They see a person who drives them to school and picks them up, but maybe ceases to exist when they’re at school hahaha.¬† They ask me about my childhood but to them it’s a faraway thought that entertains them and doesn’t have any bearing on Mommy today.

It hit me the other day because Fighter is seven years old now and starting to indulge in the world of poo filled humor and sometimes snarky school age talk.¬† It really began after he started Standard One, where he’s mixing with a larger more diverse pool of kids.¬† He’s more forthcoming with his opinions and they are sometimes damn blunt wtf.¬† I don’t think he understands that some of the things he says (while not exactly rude) are also not very polite wtf.¬† Seriously every stage is a new challenge. T3T

So recently I noticed that it’s become a sort of running joke with him that Mommy is the fierce one.¬† Or Mommy is the grumpy one.¬† Once we were talking about cheerfulness and Fighter was like, “that’s like Daddy”.¬† It hit me that between me and Fatty, I’m actually the bubbly, silly one but the kids don’t even know that side of me . T_______T

What they see is Daddy as the fun one because Daddy makes the effort to funny and play with them.¬† I rarely do that because I’m either too busy doing something or other, or looking at the clock to the next thing we have to do, or annoyed with them cos I’m breaking up fights or putting up with whining. :/

So Mommy becomes the cheerless, grumpy parent.

There’s no clear one way to fix this, but one of the things that we decided to change (Fatty came up with the idea actually) was how we managed screen time.

So every day the kids are allowed half an hour of iPad time.  They set their own timers and turn off the screens when the timer goes off.  Fighter is pretty good at this, although once or twice I went into his room at night to check on him only to find him awake and furtively using his iPad.  Penny on the other hand is not so good at this, many times whining or asking for five more minutes wtf.

Generally we stick to this half hour rule¬†but there have been more arguments and nagging than what I’d like.¬† So Fatty suggested we give them a bit more autonomy in deciding their day.

We asked them how much screen time they would like in a day.¬† They said an hour.¬† This hour would include not just iPad time, but also Playstation or whatever game console which I was okay with cos they wouldn’t only be looking at close distances all the time.

We said that’s fine but we also need you to have more outdoor play time – to counter the staring at close screens, outdoor play would make them look further and rest their eyes – and learning time.¬† Which could be anything they wanted as long as they learned something new – reading, drawing, doing workbooks.¬† Most of the time they choose reading!

They agreed to it and even suggested themselves an hour for learning time.

How has it worked out so far?  Pretty okay I think.

Because screen time is not as scarce as before, they don’t go full retard on it.¬† Sometimes Penny even chooses not to do iPad time.¬† And because they made the decision themselves, they’re pretty good at sticking to the times.¬† Sometimes they forget about reading time, but when I remind them they do it without much fuss.

When it comes to reading, they always prefer me to read to them! *pulls hair out

Fighter can read on his own for a few years already but he still wants me to read to him especially at bedtime, while Penny has only recently been reading on her own.¬† So I don’t know if Fighter is just being lazy or he has such good memories of me reading to him since he was a baby or what wtf.¬† But this bugged me a lot cos I think at his age I was already reading full story books on my own.¬† I love reading up till now and it really bothered me that my kids didn’t seem to get the same joy.¬† Is it a matter of too many distractions or what I also don’t know.

But because of this (mandated) learning time, I think they’re starting to enjoy reading for its sake.¬† Like Fighter snorts and giggles his way through certain books and keeps trying to tell me what happens in the story.¬† Baby definitely gets satisfaction in being able to complete books on her own without my help.¬† It’s not what I would call ideal lol but it’s okay!¬† They’re on their way! (to liking books)

Anyway I digressed off the point of this post.  The point is that this was an experiment to give them more autonomy to make choices to see if it would also give them more sense of responsibility.

And I think it worked! (for now wtf)

What are your thoughts?

 

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Oh 2020

What a year it has been. O_O

I haven’t really been enthused about writing yearly look backs for a while; I hardly even remember what happens in a year, but¬†2020 is a year I don’t think we will ever forget.

 

Coronavirus

I remember Chinese New Year this year we were back in Penang as usual, and I scrolled through news article after news article about the rise of a virus from Wuhan.  I remember pictures of Chinese highways crammed with cars making their way home for CNY and how it led to the spread.

I remember the concern we felt when the virus hit Malaysian shores.¬† I remember wondering¬†whether I should keep the kids home from school, as more and more of their classmates became absent.¬† I remember being very conflicted cos I hate my kids missing school for no substantial reasons hahaha.¬† Penny’s birthday was also around then, and I had planned a swim play date for her with a few of her friends!¬† We decided to go ahead with it because it was just a few of her close friends and it was outdoors.

No regrets cos three days later, Malaysia went into lockdown.

 

Lockdown

Lockdown was surreal.¬† It started off feeling a loooong weekend¬†with no work to do and it was at first nice and chill.¬† We were one of the lucky ones whose personal finances lockdown didn’t affect too badly and we got into the swing of a routine.¬† In the mornings I would¬†do a home workout, then plan what to make for lunch. In the afternoons I would bake or work from home, or come up with indoor activities for the kids.

We were only allowed to go for grocery and pharmaceutical runs.¬† Police roadblocks were set up and I sweated every time I passed one.¬† I was on totally legit errands – driving to the supermarket a km away from my house but somehow I still got so nervous.¬† I even developed mild agoraphobia from staying home so much that every time I had to go out for supplies, I low key felt anxious that I would “do something wrong”.¬† No matter that I don’t even know what could go wrong, but it just felt weirdly like performance anxiety, that I would just commit some¬†faux pas outside wtf.

The truth is, I actually really enjoyed spending mandated time at home.  Life before the virus had been so hectic with work and meetings, school runs, ferrying the kids to activities and maintaining a healthy social life with other adults that it felt good to have no reason to go out.  I could stay home and spend time properly with the kids without some errand or to do list nagging me.  And I had time to focus on myself and learning actual new things.

 

Exercise

Exercise was already something I did pretty regularly.¬† A¬†few times a week, after I dropped the kids at school I would go to a yoga or spin studio and get a class in.¬† When we went into lockdown, we were so confined that I committed to a workout every single day.¬† Along with eating at home, I lost maybe just a kilogram but I think I lost more fat because suddenly I was looking lean wtf.¬† Didn’t last though when lockdown lifted hahaha cos we’ve gone back to being busy and eating out more.¬† I’m still lighter but the fat is back wtf.

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Baking and cooking

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I like everyone else, turned to baking and cooking at home.¬† It was fun seeing everyone’s dalgona coffee and other culinary creations.¬† I still don’t like cooking but I found more different recipes to add to our menu (mostly Japanese wtf).¬† Always good to have a bigger variety of food right!¬† Some more these are stuff we all like – Korean army stew, Japanese hamburger eaten with rice, Popeye’s inspired chicken sandwiches, salads, saba shioyaki yum.

I started baking again too; I used to bake more before Penny was born but life got in the way as usual.¬† So during the MCO I had the time to experiment and bake more – brownies, bread, cheesecake, all kinds of cookies …. I forgot how therapeutic baking is for me T____T¬† Penny loves helping me in the kitchen too so it’s a nice bonding activity to do with her.

 

Home schooling

Zoom classes didn’t start until sometime in June?¬† I don’t think I’m a tiger mom leh and I didn’t mind my kids having so much¬† uninterrupted play time.¬† But at the same time I like being productive and I like my kids being productive lol.¬† I also wanted to give them some structure so for two hours a day, we set aside for learning time.

I went on Pinterest and researched ideas for home learning.¬† We did printable sheets.¬† Every day was a designated subject – math, reading, writing, science or art.¬† We played Pictionary so the kids could read the words I wrote for them.¬† I devised card games so they could practice counting.¬† We did science experiments.¬† I created pretend games where they were running a restaurant and had to write out the menu, write down the customer’s orders and make the food using play dough.

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I remember this time so fondly. T_____T I was so proud of myself for making the kids learn and have so much fun at the same time.¬† Every day they would¬†demand for activity time or ask what we were doing today oh bless me wtf T________T¬† It did cross my mind that maybe I’d be good at teaching, something I never thought of before hahahaha.

 

Work

Colony wise, work was at a standstill.¬† We were at the tail end of completing an office for a big client and the lockdown ensured that we couldn’t finish it and the client couldn’t move in.¬† At the same time, our landlord who is the nicest landlord ever, already gave us as much help as she could.¬† So our expenses and rental were running but we had no revenue.

I remember every time the lockdown was extended which was every two weeks, I would have to call the client again and renegotiate and beg them (for my life wtf).¬† T____T¬† It was so stressful because this was a huge account, this client was quite demanding (also I have a serious discomfort with phone calls lolol) and I remember my heart beating damn fast is this what anxiety feels like wtf.¬† Our entire revenue was suffering and everyone else in our team bless them were doing their best to mitigate our losses and I felt I couldn’t let them down.

I definitely grew from this though, although I didn’t get over my fear of phone conversations wtf.

 

Tiktok

HAHAHA.  Yea I picked Tiktok up wtf.  And now I am very committed to working on my changes and transitions hahahaha.  You can follow me on Tiktok at @4feet9 wtf.  Or just find my videos on my Instagram la.

 

Ukelele

 

I don’t think I properly shared but I taught myself to play the ukelele by watching Youtube videos hahahaha.¬† Ukelele first entered my mind when Fighter started Standard One – one of the extracurricular activities the school offers is ukelele class wtf.¬† The kids also started piano class this year which got me realizing how much I miss playing.¬† Growing up, I’d learned the electone/organ/whatever you call it until grade 8 but I didn’t take the final exam my excuse was SPM wtf.¬† I hated it but twenty years later I feel the feels wtf.

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I chose to learn the ukelele because it’s small and doesn’t take up space, and looks relatively easy to pick up.¬† So I ordered one from Lazada and the rest is history wtf.¬† My transitions are still not very smooth la but I can play most pop songs now since most songs feature the same bunch of chords.¬† I stopped playing as much though because I have tennis elbow AND golf elbow (despite playing neither sport wtf) and it hurts to hold the ukelele too long.

Butters

Honestly the best thing that happened to us this year. :))))))

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During MCO, the critters and Tim were campaigning for a dog wtf.¬† Because of Fatty’s depression, his sister suggested getting a dog because of you know, all that unconditional love wtf.¬† Fatty was open to try anything, and he and the kids naturally got very excited over the idea.¬† I was quite resistant cos no prizes for guessing who would be the one doing all the work wtf.¬† I don’t want the additional responsibility la!

But majority wins because we ended up getting this fluff.¬† Not to say we didn’t have conflict when we got him okay!¬† Some people around us disapproved but eventually everything settled.

Butters turned out to be the most attached to me cos maybe I got mom vibes or something and he thought I’m his mother wtf.¬† And like all pups, he’s so playful, so loving and forgiving and so funny that our only regret is that we didn’t get a dog earlier. :)))

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Welcome to the family, Buttface.

Tim’s depression

This time last year, Fatty was going through a tough time.¬† One day I asked him how he was feeling, and his answer sounded like it came right out of a textbook for depression wtf.¬† I contacted my brother’s friend who’s a psychiatrist, got a recommendation and set up an appointment in January this year.¬† Fatty had a rough time during the MCO in March and April¬† and my heart ached for him just watching him go through it.¬† But the good news is his therapy and medication is helping.¬† He’s not totally fine yet but it’s okay not to be okay wtf.¬† He’s doing much better now guys.

Fast forward a year, Fatty told me in the car on the way back to Penang the other day that he wouldn’t have believed it a year ago, that he would be driving a car he always wanted, have a dog as part of the family, and feel happy. <3

2020

2020, you were tough.  You challenged us, erased our jobs and projects and our incomes.  You took away our freedom to travel, to move around, and kept us from our loved ones.  You made us fear and gave us a renewed sense of our mortality.  But through this year, we also learned new skills, new realizations about ourselves.  We learned perseverance and how to take blows.  We learned how to slow down and how much of our lives were unnecessary.  We valued our time with our parents more and were thankful for our relationships.

And for that I am grateful.

Happy 2021 guys, may it give all of us a break. Hahahaha.

Audrey.

 

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Raising my feminist son

One of my proudest moments in parenting to date happened today.

I was editing Tiktok videos on the sofa *ahem* when Fatty came up to me and said, “You’ll be glad to hear this”.

So the kids are big Roblox fans (in addition to Minecraft) and they’ve recently been absorbed in this Roblox game called Bloxburg.¬† From what I can tell, it’s essentially The Sims for us 80s and 90s babies but to this Gen Z (or whatever gen our kids are), it’s the bomb.

Roblox is an online gaming platform so¬†when they play Bloxburg, it’s with other kids online all in the game.¬† Today they were playing on it¬† when apparently, some boy on it said, “Boys are better than girls.”

To which my seven year old son replied, “No they’re not!¬† Boys and girls are all equal!¬† Girls are strong too.”

I don’t know if it incited a big debate in Bloxburg or what but apparently the boy who said it then apologized for it!¬† Fighter told me he said, “Sorry I said boys are better”.

I am on my way to raising a feminist. T_________T

Not just a feminist, but a rabble rousing one who can actually change other boys’ minds. T______T

(Also, I say on my way cos he’s only seven and we have some way to go before he’s done growing up.)

I always knew I wanted to raise my children as feminists.¬† Feminism doesn’t mean touting that women are better either; it’s just the idea that men and women, boys and girls are equal and deserve equal opportunities and rights.¬† I am a feminist.¬† I went to Mount Holyoke College, the oldest women’s college in the US and there’s no way you could come out of there and not be a strong believer in equal gender rights and opportunities hahahaha.

Raising a daughter to be strong and recognize her own value and to break barriers etc etc is kinda like the norm now.¬† But what’s equally as important – or maybe even more so – is raising our sons differently from what boys have always been told to behave.

Gloria Steinem once¬†said¬†‚ÄúI‚Äôm glad we‚Äôve begun to raise our daughters more like our sons, but it will never work until we raise our sons more like our daughters.‚ÄĚ

We now teach our girls that they can¬†achieve anything,¬†to dream big and¬†aim for the stars, that they’re strong and clever.¬† That they can be girly, that they can play with dolls but also monster trucks if that’s what they want.¬† But what do we do with boys?¬† We still tell them big boys don’t cry, that pink is a girl’s color, that they need to “be a man” or “man up”.¬† This kind of thinking creates a very narrow and toxic definition of what it means to be a man – that being a man means showing no vulnerability, that men are supposed to be the breadwinner, that men should not deign or be bothered with “women’s work” (which may include but not limited to caregiving, raising children or housework).

We don’t ask our daughters to “woman up” – why then do we tell boys to “man up”, as if being a man is a goal to attain, one which they need to constantly work towards, instead of just being?

When I go to the bookstore there are tons of books targeted specifically at teaching girls to be courageous, or strong, or independent — traits traditionally associated with masculinity.¬† There are modern retellings of traditional¬†fairytales in which the princesses have a lot more agency and fight for their happy endings rather than wait to be saved by princes.¬† There are books focusing solely on¬†inspiring, barrier breaking female figures – Marie Curie and Amelia Earhart and the like.¬† But try as I could, I could not find any books targeted at little boys to teach them strength, or gentleness, or kindness.¬† Is this because there are¬†enough superhero stories out there that we don’t feel like we need to show little boys what strength¬†is anymore?¬† Is it because we think there are enough male figures around for boys to look up to?¬† I seriously wondered at this.

There were no books celebrating boys (or men) in typically female pursuits.

Fighter is not a typical boy — he’s not into guns or cars or pirates.¬† He’s obsessed with trivia,¬†¬†skyscrapers,¬†historical facts, natural disasters (lolol) and stuffed animals.¬† He’s also extremely gentle and sensitive.¬† Where were the role models and stories for a little boy who isn’t into¬†superheroes (because they fight wars and Fighter prefers peace haha)? ¬†I remember being frustrated at one point¬†at the lack of children’s literature I saw out there when it comes to showcasing strength in non typical macho ways.¬†¬†(One exception I found is the Little People Big Dream series.)

So what do we need to do in order to raise feminist boys?¬† I think it all boils down to not enforcing gender stereotypesI don’t know all the answers and I’m sure there is lots of room for discussion and learning!¬† But here are some of the things that I can think of that we do with Fighter.

Don’t enforce gender stereotypes

When Fighter was two or three, his favorite color was pink and his favorite character was Hello Kitty.¬† Okay I suspect this is due to my influence la hahahaha he liked whatever mommy liked.¬† One day after recently starting preschool though, he came home and declared that his favorite color was now blue, because “pink is a girl’s color”.¬† Apparently green, blue, black and white are boys colors and all the warm shades like pink, red, purple belong to the ladies. 0_o

It made me a little sad, not gonna lie, that he went out into the big world and received news¬†that his color preference was deemed too girly and therefore unsuitable for him as a boy. ūüôĀ

My children are very much entrenched in gender stereotypes when it comes to colors unfortunately hahaha.¬† Penny identifies with very femininely associated¬† – like baby dolls and pink and unicorns and Fighter is into green and blue, and sometimes orange because he has this orange tshirt which is supposedly damn comfortable wtf.¬† But sometimes Penny asks for a blue plate in a restaurant or something and Fighter a pink, and I just give them whatever they like.¬† Sometimes they both want the blue and Fighter would say but blue is not for girls in an effort to win wtf, but I reply that there are no colors specific for girls or boys and they accept it.¬†¬†These are tiny things that don’t seem to make a difference – I mean, colors?! -but they add up.

Allow him to play with whatever he wants

This¬†is a big part in not enforcing gender stereotypes I think.¬† So the other day, to cope with the monotony of CMCO, we decided to take the kids out for a treat.¬† We took them to Toysrus and let them each pick a toy.¬† Penny rambang mata¬†too many choices hahaha but Fighter¬†couldn’t see anything he liked.¬† In the end he asked if he could take a look at the girl’s section.¬† Without batting a lash, we said sure, and he picked this little guy out:

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Some funny thing that came inside a plastic box shaped to look like a popsicle.¬† It’s purple and pink with eyelashes so clearly meant to appeal to little girls but Fighter chose it.¬† He named him Rufus hahahahaha.

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Fighter has always loved soft toys and I don’t see anything wrong with that lo!¬† He once went through a phase where he was obsessed with toy household appliances and we just rolled with it.¬† But I drew the line at a second toy washing machine wtf.¬† But we’ve purchased Polly Pockets and Mel Chan dolls for him too.

Even up till today, when Fighter and Penny play, one of their favorite games which they can spend hours on is “Barbie Doll House”.¬† They take out Penny’s Barbie house and her assorted Barbies and Disney princesses, and their stuffed animals and create an entire township in the playroom, complete with houses for the dolls and roads.¬† And they just role play.¬† Which is actually what me and my brother did as kids – we transformed our shared bedroom into a ‘country’ for our soft toys we called Babyland LOL.

Some people might think but Barbie and her hot pink branding is a different matter. Fatty and I have never made a big deal about this so neither Fighter or Penny see anything unusual about the way they play.

Don’t tell him “big boys cannot cry”

I really hate this.¬† Why boys cannot cry boys got no feelings one is it!?¬† Sometimes I hear male relatives saying this to Fighter and it triggers me¬†like crazy.¬† Crying is¬†a normal reaction to sadness, grief, hurt and pain.¬† Everyone cries – or feels like crying at some point.¬† But society states¬†that crying is for girls, or girls are supposed to cry and boys are supposed to get angry.¬† This is super toxic masculinity right here because it does not give boys (and men) the space needed to process, acknowledge and release their emotions.¬† It teaches them that they aren’t allowed to feel sad or hurt or blue.¬† Suppressed emotions frequently devolve into suppressed rage (cough school shootings cough) and I’m sure into a potential host of unhealthy relationships with other people and themselves.

Introduce to them heroes from both genders

So as I mentioned earlier, one of our favorite series is the Little People Big Dreams one because each book features an inspiring historical figure, beautiful illustrations and their stories told in simple language.  Some of the male role models I really liked were Mahatma Gandhi and Stephen Hawking because of the focus on values of peaceful struggle (as opposed to you know, fighting super villains wtf).  They also have a lot of really good female figures Рfrom Audrey Hepburn to Frida Kahlo to Marie Curie.

So that’s what I try to do – tell them stories about heroes from both genders.¬† We’ve gone through Joan of Arc and Mulan, which started a whole discussion about why girls weren’t allowed in the army back then, and why Mulan had to pretend to be a boy.¬† I explained that back then, people didn’t know better and thought that girls weren’t as strong or as smart as boys and they were expected to stay at home.¬† Fighter got very indignant about this and exclaimed, “What!¬† That’s silly – Penny is stronger than me! She can carry me!” LOL.¬† And Penny nodded sagely as if to affirm this HAHAHAHAHA.

And afterward, even up till today Fighter would come up to me and ask again why were people last time so silly, why would they think girls are weaker because they’re not. (maybe got whacked by Penny too many times wtf kidding hahahaa)

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I think this was what really inspired Fighter to speak out in that Roblox game, to be honest.

 

Which brings me to….

Speak out against injustice 

When Fighter was entering preschool, as overly worried first time parents, we were concerned he would get bullied in school due to his small size and gentle nature.¬† So it started with us coaching him to say “No!” if anyone made him feel bad. Lolol.¬† But as he grew, I also started to tell him speak up or tell a teacher if he ever saw any¬†bullying¬†going on.¬† He has a very pronounced sense of justice and fairness (which I think came from me wtf) so this came¬†naturally as part of our discussions.

Bullying and harassment can happen in school and I think it’s common for boys to just go along with their peers and not speak out even if they see something wrong.

There’s a stereotype that “boys will be boys” which may further¬†let harmful behavior go unchecked.¬†¬†Peer pressure is very hard to resist though, and I expect its influence to increase as they grow older.¬† But a good beginning step would be to get them to recognize what harmful behavior looks like and teach them that being strong is¬†doing the right thing, not going along with the wrong.

Equal household chores

We have helpers at home so don’t say gender specific chores or what, more like my kids would just not have any chores at all to do if I didn’t step up wtf.¬† It’s important for them to learn survival skills ok which include housework!¬† Don’t be like me wtf.¬† The truth is, growing up I didn’t have that many chores to do – maybe my parents indulged us; the most I had to do was the dishes, set and clear the table for meals, keep my own room neat and maybe wash my school shoes wtf.

So we’ve been working on getting the children to help out with small chores at home.¬† Stuff like tidy their own beds in the morning, bring¬†the dog out for potty time and wash away his pee, bring their dishes to the sink after eating, etc.¬† We don’t classify chores for example, washing dishes or cooking or babysitting as women’s work, or say, gardening as men’s work.¬† Actually they’re supposed to wash their own dishes too but my plates are very heavy and Penny already dropped one wtf so this one gotta put on the back burner a bit hahahaha.

Teach them empathy

Girls are often raised to have empathy – we give them baby dolls and soft toys and cooking sets to play with, and when they grow up, very often they are expected to do the the majority of childcare or shoulder the care of old parents.¬† Boys are taught to be “tough and rough and ruthless and strong” and many men naturally see childcare is a woman’s job.¬† It is then our job as parents to teach boys empathy as well.¬† For example, we could let them babysit younger children, let them take care of a pet, or help with sick or older¬†relatives.

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This was one of the reasons why we chose to get Butters, as we wanted to get the kids¬†thinking about¬†caring for smaller beings.¬† Ironically among them, Fighter is the empathetic one, while Penny can be quite unaware of people’s feelings hahahaha.¬† When we took Butters for his vaccinations, Fighter couldn’t bear it and turned away and cried.¬† Penny watched interestedly.¬† Butters just sat there like a stone with no reaction to the injection WTF.

Don’t use “like a girl” in a¬†derogatory way

“You hit like a girl”.¬† This kind of sentence is so common in our culture even today.¬† Even I have caught myself thinking or saying stuff like that, so entrenched is it in the way we perceive others around us.¬† Like, “yer why so sensitive like a girl” wtf smack my own mouth.¬† I am trying to be very careful with what I say in front of the kids cos I don’t want to pass down this sort of behavior.

I’m sure there are lots of other things out there we can watch out for and do to help the kids not get stuck in toxic masculinity and machoness.¬† There are tons of resources online too if you want to read more about raising kids as gender equals.

Feel free to leave a comment to share your thoughts or how you do it with the children in your life!

 

 

 

 

AudBaby

That’s what friends are for

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Things Fighter and Penny say part 832728472.  The older they get, the more savage they get FML.

Eating fried chicken from a recipe I found online for dinner.
Me: This is so good!
Penny: Yea. But it could be better if we ordered McDonald’s.

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Talking about what everyone in the family is good at.

Penny: Koko is the master of Minecraft.¬† ¬†I’m the master at running, Mommy is the master of Angry Birds (cos I play a lot fml hahahaha).¬† Daddy is the master of chocolate.

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During Zoom class.

Ms Ho (on Zoom): If you can, I want you to try reading a book every day.
Penny (talking to herself): I’m going to play Barbie doll house every day.
Me: I’m going to tell Ms Ho. Laoshi…. Penny said she doesn’t want to read, only wants to play
Penny looks worried.
Penny: Oh the mic is not on. She can’t hear you. *relieved*

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The kids had set up a “hair salon” in Penny’s room and asked us to be their customers.¬† Fatty and I had a Zoom meeting though so we said wait a while.¬† When we came down from our call, the kids already had Dada our helper as a customer.
Fighter: Wait in line wait in line!
Me: But we came down all the way just for this
Fighter: OK Dada you’re done! *pushes Dada out of the way*

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At bedtime when I’m tucking her in and kissing her goodnight.
Penny: You know Mommy every night I don’t want you to go away cos you’re so cute and nice and soft

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Penny: Today I poo very long because my poo is very slow.  I got a lot of poo.  When I  have a bit of poo my backside pain.  When I have a lot of poo my stomach pain.

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Fighter: I wish we could have a pet lion.  But it would eat Daddy because they go for the fat ones first.

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Fighter: You’re the expert!
Me: At what?
Fighter: at everything!

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Before we decided on Fighter’s name, when he was inside me we jokingly referred to him as
Fighter: I wish I was named Fei De!  But how?  All my school books are already

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Fighter: My science teacher is Chen Lao Shi.¬† He’s a guy.
Penny: How does he look like?
Fighter:¬† I don’t know
Penny: Just tell me if he’s got pimples or not.

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Fighter: I made a new friend today! He’s in Standard Two.
Penny: Does he have pimples on his face?

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Fighter: When I grow up, I want to be a scientist, an archaelogist or an inventor.
Me: how about you, Penny?
Penny: I want to be the same job as Koko.
Me: why??
Penny: So I can see Koko every day at work *dreamy look*

Penny is super obsessed and idolizes Koko guys.

Fighter: One day I’m going to invent a camera that when you put someone’s picture inside, that person will appear in another photo even though the person wasn’t there.
Me (thinking “that’s photoshop”): Oh ok that’s nice.¬† What about you Penny?¬† What do you want to invent?
Penny: I’m gonna invent a fairy wand and fairy wings!

Not so scientific after all. HAHAHAHAHA.

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Fighter was grumbling because their best friends (who are also siblings) haven’t returned to school yet post lockdown.¬† But Penny’s BFF Mia has started coming back for ballet class which is a weekly affair.

Fighter: I wish I was you Penny!  Then I could see my best friend once a week.
Penny: I wish I was you too Koko.  And also me.  But I like being me more.

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Me trying to make Fighter feel better about missing his best friend.

Me: You know what?¬† I know it sucks that Chase is not in school yet but look on the bright side, you made so many new friends! (he’s been telling me about new friends he’s made in school – even kids from different years)
Fighter (brightening): Oh yea.  I made six new friends.
Me (turning to Penny): How about you?  Do you have any friends in school (since Mia is not back yet plus her class has divided into two groups who go to school on alternate days, and none of her other friends are in her group)
Penny: Nope.
Me: Why? Why don’t you go and talk to the other kids?
Fighter: Yea it’s so easy! Just say hello! (clearly an extrovert)
Penny: Mommy I got a friend.¬† She’s He Laoshi (Ms. Ho, her teacher LOL)

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So as I was saying earlier, Penny recently has developed this hero worship for Fighter hahahaha.¬† She’s also super protective of him and it’s damn adorable!

One day they were playing Minecraft, in a world Fighter created.¬† A creeper walks in to Fighter’s supermarket.¬† If you don’t play Minecraft, apparently creepers can explode which causes damage to whatever you’ve built.

From upstairs I could hear…

Fighter: No no no no NONONONOOOOOO
*creeper explodes*
Fighter (bursts into tears): WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Fighter cried hysterically cos he had apparently spent a lot of time building up his supermarket lol)

I rushed down to see what happened and tried to calm him down.¬† What I didn’t notice was that in the midst of all the havoc (and Butters getting caught up in everyone’s legs), Penny had grabbed her own iPad and was tapping furiously on it.

She was trying to rebuild the broken supermarket for Fighter. T_____T

After a while though, she got logged out of the world, because it belonged to Fighter and Fighter was inactive.¬† So this resourceful Baby then grabbed Fighter’s iPad and accessed the world from it, and kept on building the supermarket until it was finished.

Then she took the iPad over to Fighter who was still bawling on my knee, showed it to him and said, “It’s okay Koko.¬† Look — your supermarket is okay.”

In the midst of all the chaos and crying, Penny kept her head and did the best thing to fix the situation – she fixed Fighter’s bombed out supermarket.¬† And she did it purely for him. T________T

We’d always worried that Penny lacked empathy but no, she has tons of it now.¬† And not only does she feel empathy for people, she actually does something about it, which I can’t even say for many grown ups!¬†¬†I was sooooo proud of her then.

Fighter stopped crying and hugged her.  And for the rest of the day, I noticed he was extra nice to her, even bringing water for her to drink LOL.

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Enjoyed writing this so much!  Hahaha gonna compile more as we go along.

 

 

 

AudSlave

My fitness journey

For most of my blogging career I had been known as the girl who hates HATES exercise.

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During a filming of a blogger focused TV show called Project Alpha, there was even a whole gag revolving bringing me to the gym since my hate of exercise was well known wtf.

The first regular exercise I ever did was during my pregnancy with Fighter actually.  My doctor recommended light exercise so I joined some pregnancy yoga and pilates classes.  They were extremely light though Рeven for a noob like me Рand mostly consisted of gentle stretches and sitting cross legged wtf.

I didn’t do anything beyond that though.¬† With the craziness of raising two babies born¬†within¬†1.5 years of each other and breastfeeding, I rapidly lost my pregnancy weight and didn’t think too much of it.¬† After all, my limbs were still skinny and I fit into all my old clothes.

How did I get started on my “fitness journey”?

It definitely didn’t feel like a fitness journey when I started!

It was only when Penny turned two, four years later, that I got more serious about fitness.  It was a bunch of factors really, that triggered me to do something.

One, my weight was slowly creeping up.¬† I was nowhere overweight la, but since even slight weight gain is obvious on my small frame, I noticed.¬† My arms were slowly getting meatier, my face a bit rounder and my waist¬†definitely bigger.¬† I had a definite muffin top wtf.¬†¬†But overall my clothes still fit (albeit snugly) and people still always referred to me as ‘small’ or ‘skinny’ so this didn’t really bother me.

Two,¬†I noticed my stamina was getting increasingly worse.¬† I had never exercised in my life beyond mandatory PE classes so I don’t know why – maybe age catching up?¬† I was thirty two then.¬† But even walking up one flight of stairs, I would get out of breath.¬† Don’t say run, I would even get winded walking around a shopping mall fast wtf.¬† This bothered me quite a bit cos it was affecting my day to day!

But¬†the biggest catalyst (factor number three) was¬†the fact that my gynae would nag me on my regular checks to do some sort of cardio exercise to strengthen my heart.¬† She was very worried seeing as I’d already had preeclampsia twice, which is a key indicator of future cardiovascular problems FML.¬† She told me to run, which I always dismissed, but at some point it hit me that I’d better do something seriously.¬† I don’t want to die before my kids are grown up wtf.

Here’s some before photos.

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Waist a bit wide so my shape was more like toilet roll than hourglass.  I did have some fat sitting on my hips that would form a muffin top depending on what I wore.

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Side view

How I started

Along with some mommy friends, I started Bodytone classes, which is a sort of cardio/HIIT workout on a power plate machine that vibrated.  It was meant to make my muscles work harder and therefore burn more fat/calories and/or tone up faster.

I hated every minute of it.

It’s just like lifting weights, burpees, push ups, squats etc done on the vibrating plate.¬† I did Kayla Itsines’s BBG workout before and it’s similar and I hated both lol.¬† I think¬†I get very easily bored with exercise so I didn’t like the repetitive nature of these workouts.

I also started Muay Thai classes.¬† I had a very sweet teacher who would travel to my apartment and we’d do the class in my condo gym.¬† We alternated between practicing Muay Thai moves – punches and kicks – and strength training.¬† I got bored of this soon enough too.

 

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No peace even when exercising hahahaha

I’d never liked exercise so I low key dreaded every time I did a class.¬†¬†I usually found it boring or tedious or just plain didn’t enjoy myself.¬† So my advice to you is if you’re just starting out, it’s okay if you don’t like the workout you’re doing.¬† Try different kinds and find one that suits your goals and preference!

Eventually I settled on three workouts I could live with – spinning, yoga and reformer pilates.¬† And it took me a couple of years so seriously don’t give up!

Spin

 

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I only started this cos one of my friends jio me wtf.¬† It’s basically 45 minutes of intense cardio, where you cycle standing up most of the time, combined with upper body moves to work out the entire body.¬† The first time I tried it, I was tired within ten seconds and couldn’t walk properly for two weeks after LOL.¬† I couldn’t even get out of bed properly wtf.¬† For 2 weeks I had to crab walk sideways up and down the stairs ok hahaha.¬† I dreaded going back and the second time was almost equally terrible.¬† But the third time, a miracle happened – I found I could do significantly more and cos of that, I felt very encouraged and persevered!

I don’t like cardio but I made a commitment to myself¬†to do at least one cardio session a week for my heart and cardio health.¬† Spin class is the only form of cardio that I felt okay with, plus it was only 45 minutes a class.¬† I also liked that the routines are varied so I’m not always doing the same repetitive thing.¬† And I can feel myself improving and getting stronger, which is super good motivation. ūüôā

Yoga

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This was sometime last year on a Babor media trip – there was a yoga class.¬† I miraculously did a crow’s pose and never managed it again until during MCO wtf

Yoga is my favorite non sedentary activity ever (next to walking in shopping malls wtf).¬† I’ve always been quite flexible even as a kid so I already felt I’m quite good when I got started LOL.¬† And I felt like I wanna try more hahahaha.¬† I like the challenge of perfecting poses and for someone who doesn’t usually push herself very hard, I found myself pushing myself further and further each time to reach a bit more, stretch a little more, bend a bit more.¬† So maybe yoga is really a mind thing?¬† But I figure all workouts are to some extent.

I’m really bad at the mind body connection thing though and living the zen yoga life lolol.¬† I just like the workout so not a true yogi wtf.

Pilates

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Suffering face lolol

Again, I started reformer pilates because my friends asked me to *sheep* hahaha.¬† But I also heard that pilates was good for migraines and as a migraine sufferer, I was up for it wtf.¬† Pilates is supposed to be very beneficial for health and rehab or as physio, I think.¬† I did classical pilates on a reformer for about two years before I got bored again and quit hahaha.¬† Classical pilates moves are all already set and they don’t change much so again, I got bored of repetitive movement.¬† Besides, my migraines didn’t improve but I think it was because I joined a group class, not one specially tailored to my needs.

After I quit the group class, I did take up with my Pilates teacher for private classes where she taught me how to do specific exercises to strengthen my neck and back which was where my migraines originated.  (Incidentally this together with regular chiro sessions worked for my migraine!)

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I stopped my private package (cos too expensive wtf) and settled on fitness focused reformer pilates which is more about getting a good sweat on and toning up on the reformer.  This is super hard and every time I do it, it feels like my first class cos of the variety of its routines!  It works out muscles I never knew I had so I always feel damn weak on it hahaha.

Boxing

Once in a while when I feel like it and have extra time, I might join a boxing class too.¬† These classes are quite fun — usually a mix of boxing moves with a punching bag, some HIIT and strength training.¬† The reason why I don’t do it more often is cos it’s also cardio, and if I only have time for cardio once a week, I’d rather it be spin cos it feels more efficient lol.¬† Also like I mentioned, I have migraines and tennis elbow fml and boxing sometimes makes it worse.¬† I do quite enjoy it though.¬† Especially after quarantine where I followed a lot of online shadow boxing classes!¬† I feel like I would definitely go back to a boxing studio more often.

What about my diet?

They say for health and weight loss, diet is like 80% in place of importance to only 20% of exercise and I believe it.¬† Think about it — it only takes a fast food burger to add 500 calories to your intake, but it’s much harder to burn those 500 calories off.¬† A great book about this is called How Not To Diet by Michael Greger if you wanna read more (although it’s quite vegan focused)!

I¬†went through phases.¬† I went through a low carb period where I avoided refined carbs, white rice, pasta and bread, although I did eat fruits. This lasted maybe three weeks before I decided it’s a terrible way to live LOL.¬† I don’t really snack or eat dessert or sweet stuff, but I love rice and bread.¬† I was so miserable lol.

I do intermittent fasting though — I think it’s been two or three years.¬† I fast for 16 hours and eat during an 8 hour window which basically means not eating anything after dinner and skipping breakfast.¬† It’s not a huge change from my usual lifestyle cos like I said, I don’t have a snacking habit and I don’t usually have an appetite in the morning.¬† I didn’t lose weight from this but Fatty did!¬† Maybe cos if not he snacks like a monster at night wtf.¬† But my weight¬†is pretty constant so maybe the intermittent fasting does help to maintain my weight.

My weight never shifted though.¬† Worse, one year after I started pilates, I did that machine reading thing and found that my body fat percentage is 31% WTF.¬† That’s 1% away from obese HAHAHA.¬† I don’t know why also cos I didn’t think I had that much fat to begin with!

I didn’t test since then (and this was before I started spinning seriously) so I don’t know what my body fat percentage is now, but I do feel leaner.

Ironically, during MCO is when I started to see a lot of difference in my body.  I will never know for sure, but I attribute it to a few things:

  • I was so scared of losing my spin stamina — cos my stamina is usually very weak and I worked for a year to build it up and didn’t want to waste it wtf — that I started exercising every day during MCO.¬† I was doing a¬†HIIT workout or a spin session every other day, and alternating with a low impact, low intensity workout like yoga and pilates.¬† I still lost my cycling stamina btw lolol but daily exercise is still a good thing!
  • Eating at home is a lot cleaner — less salt and oil and additives I guess. I generally prefer very simple and light foods too, so I think we generally ate healthier.¬† And¬†even though we all continued to eat as much as usual (or even more rice wtf) I somehow still lost weight.¬† I used to eat out a lot so it’s crazy how much fats and oils we must be eating outside then.

These days I still eat as much carbs as I want but I don’t take sugar.¬† I don’t like dessert (besides maybe some ice cream and chocolate) but I loved soda.¬† Staying away from sugary drinks has reduced my sugar tolerance so much that even when I want to drink now, too much tastes gross to me now¬†– I can only take the same amount as normal people take for like whiskey wtf.¬† Like two fingers in a glass wtf.

And I eat more veggies and fruits now!¬† Some meals I don’t even eat meat so I can eat more veggies.¬† And I try to aim for at least one serving of fruit a day.¬† (I actually like fruits but before this never eat so much cos lazy to cut wtf)

Here are some before and after shots, some of which I’ve posted on Instagram!¬† Show you again wtf.

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Waist is smaller and more defined.  I used to have more excess skin around my middle post babies too and I think my skin has tightened up.

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I could have sworn my muffin top was here to stay hahaha.  It was as stubborn as pi sai on your finger wtf.  It finally shifted though but it happened so gradually I only realized when I stumbled upon this old photo (taken in 2017)

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I used to have a ‘shelf’ over my C section scar which was a layer of fat and skin bulging over where my scar is wtf.¬† My scar is still there but someone moved the shelf¬† lolol *lame

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Maybe butt is the biggest difference wtf.¬† I’ve heard of this floppy butt¬†thing that sometimes comes post baby which supposedly comes from inactivity when you’re pregnant and rapid weight gain and loss.¬† I had it! Hahahaha.¬†¬†

Any quick tips?

A lot of people asked me how I slimmed down and got toned etc post kids which is why I decided to write this blog post.¬† And my answer is that I don’t totally know hahahaha sorry waste your time wtf.¬† I didn’t have any clear goals in mind when I started working out, besides to literally (1)¬†strengthen my heart wtf (2) increase my stamina (3) vaguely lose some weight

I tried and stumbled through a bunch of things.¬† But what I think I learned is this.¬† And mind you, I’m not a health or fitness expert so these may only apply to me seeing as everyone is different.

  • There¬†were no shortcuts for me. ¬†I started exercising in 2017.¬† It’s been three years lolol.¬† Of course I didn’t change my eating habits much so I assume if you did, it would probably move faster for you.
  • Fad diets don’t work for me.¬† I did lose weight when I did the low carb thing, but I was really grumpy and didn’t enjoy eating wtf.¬† Cos I really really love rice hahahaha.¬† If you’re not happy doing it, chances are you won’t last so what’s the point.
  • Cut sugar wtf.¬† I feel like sugar really adds to muffin top easily lol.¬† Trust me, after you’re done with sugar you won’t crave for it again.
  • Eat more vegetables and fruit wtf.¬† And drink more water wtf.¬† It’s been said over and over again but it’s true!¬† Bonus: fruit gives you the sugar if you want something sweet, and if like me you miss soda at first, drink sparkling water hahaha.
  • Find an exercise (or exercises) that you like!¬† Experiment and try different things — you don’t have to settle on something immediately.¬† Use Classpass to trial new classes.¬† It will really help you stick with a routine and feel less like work.
  • Find a good motivation to stick to your new routine!¬†My motivation was I hate wasting money and effort wtf.¬† So I purposely signed up for paid classes (instead of going for a run or something) – I’m paying money I’d be less likely to skip it hahaha.¬† And with an instructor yelling at me, I’m also more likely to push myself cos I’m inherently a sloth wtf.¬†¬†On the flip side, if you find it too much work to leave the house just to exercise, find a routine that you can do at home instead.

I think that’s about it!¬† It really feels surreal to be writing about this cos really not an expert leh and also last person I’d expect myself to talk about fitness hahaha.¬† But if I can do it so can you!!!

 

AudEveryday

Lockdown life

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(lockdown look: no lashes and no contact lenses wtf)

So I got several suggestions on Instagram that I blog about life during our MCO (Movement Control Order or lockdown in Malaysia) and yea I really should, if only to document how we spend our days.

So the MCO  in Malaysia has been going on for a little more than two months now.  To be technical, we are on CMCO orders at the moment (Conditional Movement Control Order) so some minimal movement is now allowed and going back to work (in certain sectors) is also allowed!

My days haven’t changed that much though besides occasionally popping in to office when I need to.¬† And that’s cos school hasn’t restarted and the kids are still home.¬† Which I’m sure is the case for most parents hahahaah hope you guys are keeping safe and allowed some work flexibility!

So our daily routine goes like this.

In the morning, the kids wake us up by running into our bedroom, jumping on the bed, slapping us around a bit and yelling in our ears wtf.¬† Cos it’s time for breakfast!

We head downstairs blearily.¬† Fatty and I don’t eat breakfast because er intermittent fasting wtf.¬† So breakfast is usually us sitting down as a family and talking while the kids eat their breakfast.¬† I also nag a bit to make sure they finish their breakfast, milk and supplements.

After breakfast I look at the fridge and think of what to tell Sasi to make for lunch wtf.  We usually eat very simple for lunch Рeither one pot meals, or sandwiches or easily assembled food.
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Then I go essersai!¬† I got a lot of questions about my exercise routine too (wowowowow I don’t know this person talking about exercise on her blog). I made it a point to workout every day mostly cos I was very worried I’d lose my stamina that I’d built from spin classes!¬† I still lost my leg stamina la hahaha but that’s another story.

 

I alternate between some form of cardio or HIIT one day, and either yoga or pilates the next.¬† My logic is that I can do HIIT one day then stretch out the next.¬† Also I only wanna wash my hair every 2 days so I’ll wash my hair after HIIT but not after yoga LOL.

Before I bought my indoor bike, I followed some IG accounts for Tabata or HIIT stuff for a while but then got hooked on shadow boxing from Tribe.  I used to go here but stopped cos er I terminated my Classpass wtf.  And for yoga and pilates stuff I subscribe to The Flow.  But now I have my bike I just spin every other day.

After my workout is done, I’ll go and shower and freshen up.¬† At this point the kids would also have showered and started on their usual day of play wtf.¬† They’ve been playing Barbie house and doll houses for two months straight already who said kids have no attention span wtf.

Then we have lunch!

After lunch, it’s learning¬†time wtf.¬† We do a variety of stuff actually.¬† We’ll check Google Classroom to see if Fighter’s teachers have uploaded any new homework.¬† Sometimes we do worksheets assigned from school; if we’ve finished, sometimes if they’re in the mood I can coax them into doing some pages from workbooks I’ve bought or printables I printed.

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If not, we do art projects or science experiments!  We also play a lot of games that are hopefully educational, eg counting games or Pictionary.  Even board games like Monopoly counts as learning to me hahahaha.  Cos they learn about math and strategy what wtf.

We also bake in the afternoons!  This is if they have no Zoom classes.  If we finish early they might go downstairs to cycle, or watch TV or do iPad time.  Then I have time to check emails, do some work, play some Candy Crush, update IG, practice ukelele wtf.

Since I don’t cook Nancy would be cooking whatever I planned and I’ll just kepoh her in the kitchen as well lol.

Then we have dinner.
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We never used to but during MCO we set a rule that dinner time is family time, where we sit down and¬†eat as a family.¬† When there was school, the kids slept earlier so they ate dinner earlier than us and we never had family dinners besides weekends when we go out.¬† But now with no school and no social dinners for us adults, we have dinner together and it’s actually been very nice!¬† The kids are at the age where we can have proper discussions and it’s fun la.¬† It feels like our relationship with them is moving into a slightly different dimension.¬† They’re not just babies to be taken care of and spoken to, but real little people with opinions and ideas and different experiences from me.¬† It’s fascinating.

After dinner I open Tiktok and we watch together for a bit LOL omg sounds so loser hahahaha.¬† Then we might call the grandparents to wish them goodnight, and wash up for bed.¬† I read them a story each so they both can choose their own books.¬† They drink their milk, I turn off the lights and I’m done with mama duty!

I have me time at night which is when I take a shower, procrastinate or continue doing work or plan a project for the kids the next day.¬† Then it’s Netflix time with the fat one before we go to sleep wtf.

And it starts all over again the next day. ^^

What I learned about myself during the lockdown

Here’s where I check my privilege.¬† Life during MCO hasn’t been hard at all.¬† It felt strange to not be allowed out except for groceries of course, and after two weeks of staying in, I experienced¬†slight agoraphobia at the thought of going out.

But honestly it’s been a blast.¬† I’ve been experimenting with different recipes nearly every day and realizing that anything I want to eat, I can just buy the ingredients and make it why are we going out to eat wtf.¬† Sure it may not taste that nice LOL but it’s empowering okay.

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Omuraisu!

I started baking again!

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I first started when I was pregnant with Penny and craving desserts but then she was born and life happened and I never had the time.  Because of the lockdown, I, like everyone else in Malaysia, found the time to bake until now the whole country got shortage of cream cheese and chocolate chips lol.  But I rediscovered an old hobby!

I also discovered that I am actually pretty good with kids and teaching them!¬† I didn’t think I would be cos I’m not a kid person to be honest, and the only kids I really like are my own LOL.

But with schools shut and home schooling on the horizon, I found I make a pretty good teacher *smug wtf*.¬† I wrote in a previous blog post about how my kids are learning at home so you can refer to that for why I started planning activities for them.¬† I learned that I really enjoy planning projects and learning activities for them.¬† I love when something clicks for them or¬†the awe that appears in their eyes when I unveil some science experiment. I’m also quite patient and talented in closing one eye when they paint on my floor and spill flour and eggs lol.

I learned that I miss music wtf.  With the extra time on my hands from not going to work and not driving around sending the kids, I bought this online wtf.

LOL.

Ten years of electone lessons save me wtf.¬† I used to hate learning electone/organ so much and resented my mom for making me go all the way to grade 8.¬† But now I find myself wishing I had an instrument at home to play whenever.¬† So I got a ukelele.¬† It’s my new hobby now.¬† Watch out¬†Israel Kamakawiwo’ole hahahaha. (totally had to google his name) And watch out guys one day I unveil my terrible strumming to the world.

What I learned about the kids (and what they learned)

Now it’s interesting.¬† I see so many articles about anticipating the discomfort and uncertainty kids may experience in these strange times.

Mine?¬† They’re super duper happy (I cannot emphasize this enough) about staying home for weeks and weeks.¬† Either the world outside sucks so bad or we did a fantastic job creating a home they love so much they don’t want to leave lol.¬† But truly, they’re¬†content to just be home with each other, their toys and games, and us.

One unexpected development though is that from fighting every day, they hardly fight now.¬† Well I asked them and they said they still do, but apparently over this lockdown, from playing with each other constantly, they’ve learned to resolve conflicts on their own without running to me.¬† O_O¬† I remember early on they had a huge fight over what I forgot, but Fighter was raging and holding a grudge and Baby was sobbing her heart out.¬† Fighter has issues letting go of grudges sometimes but since then, it looks like he’s sorted it out on his own.¬† Penny on the other hand, was crying cos she was feeling remorseful over something she did to Fighter, and that too is a first.

They’re even closer now than before.¬† They choose to sleep in the same room every night.¬† They even go shower together and Fighter washes Penny’s hair.¬† While Penny has decided it’s her job to make their nightly milk for both of them.¬† It’s pretty amazing the way they love each other.

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Baby learned how to read!¬† We’ve been doing zoom classes with her phonics teacher and playing Pictionary and just various activities and I think it’s finally clicking for her.¬† Today I showed her a worksheet and she circled the words correctly.¬† I said “see you’re reading!” She said, “No, I just see the letters.”¬† Not knowing that is¬†reading hahahaha.

And Fighter learned long addition and long subtraction.¬† I’m particularly proud of this cos Standard 1 level math is only counting and comparing which number is bigger wtf.¬† At least when he goes back to school he’ll be advanced, which is more than I can say for his Mandarin and Malay wtf.

What else?¬† I realized the kids are growing up even as we stay at home.¬† Our dinner table conversations hit home that they’re so articulate now and full of their little opinions and their own sense of humors and it’s a joy listening to them.

Life has been reduced to the simplest things now Рmaking home cooked food, spending more time with my family and being there for the kids to a greater extent, keeping in touch with friends via lovingly sent food and gifts.  Honing old skills and picking up new hobbies.

Now that the MCO has been conditionally lifted and I get a bit busier with meetings and work, I feel the loss. Of time to pursue cherished projects and interests.  And even Tiktok LOL.

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The kids thoroughly enjoy MCO and actually so do I hehe.¬† Even now I look back on this time with fondness. ūüôā

OK back to my Tiktok wtf.  Of which I have no followers cos I am an ancient uncool relic on it wtf.

 

 

AudParenting

Home learning activities to do with your kids and where learning really takes place. Also you’re not a shit parent if they watch TV whole day.

Hello fellow MCO/circuit breaker buddies!

This blog post is gonna be very parenting focused ok so for those who are not parents and are not interested, sorry. D:

So you know how due to stay-at-home orders, parents are now also teachers?  Yes. *prays for our lives

Fighter and Penny’s schools have been sending out quizzes and worksheets, and videos and activity suggestions – on Google Classroom, on Whatsapp wherever.¬† Even Penny’s ballet teacher is sending us music and assignments to practice at home.

Some kindergartens and private schools have taken it a step further – by holding Zoom classes, where teachers and students gather to …well, have class.

Fighter and Penny’s schools haven’t gone to that extent, and the other day, some of the parents from Penny’s class decided to take it up in our group chat.¬† They talked about other schools doing it and why weren’t we doing it?¬† It would be better if the kids had engagement with their teacher and friends, even if it was through a Zoom call.

If this was Instagram Stories, I’d put a poll right here wtf.¬† Would you want a Zoom class for your five year old?¬†Hahahaha.

I’m not against Zoom classes in general.¬† I think it should work very well for older children, or if the teacher is demonstrating a dance or a song or something very visual.

But Penny and her friends are four or five years old.¬† Don’t even say attention span, if they say they want engagement, what¬†is so engaging about a Zoom call with their teacher?¬† Mind you, those parents demanding online classes want a class, not just social engagement and chatting with the teacher and friends yo.

Our teacher has already sent over activity sheets and project suggestions.¬† If the kids were actually in school, Teacher would be going around guiding and working with them personally.¬† That’s not going to happen on a Zoom call.¬† Us parents will still need to be there to guide them and watch over them, so what difference will the teacher make on a kindergarten level?

Now there are lots of schools currently running online classes and I applaud them because a Zoom class can’t be easy!¬† It’s a different way of teaching and different planning and techniques are involved I’m sure.¬† If schools are running video classes because they believe the value they carry is substantial, then yes by all means.

But if schools are doing it because they feel pressured by demanding parents who feel they’re not getting their money’s worth, well, that’s not the right reason to do it then is it?¬† Are we then doing something that¬† has negligible benefit, for no other reason than for the sake¬†it?

If schools are running online classes because they feel the need to justify their¬†fees to parents, that’s a whole other debate.¬† Schools come with its own costs, not least teacher’s salaries.¬† I recognize the dilemma behind it; teachers are workers who need their wages after all.¬† They wish to earn their worth, and if online classes is a means for teachers¬†to engage and teach effectively, why not right.

But for our family, personally I don’t believe that a Zoom class is necessary, or even¬†especially important.

A “formal classroom setting”, which is what our school parents were asking for (O_O), is not the only way to learn.¬† ¬†Zoom class is not the only way to learn either in this stay-home environment,¬†and definitely nowhere near the best.

Learning literally can take place anywhere!

It can happen during play time, during chore time, and yes it can definitely take place at home.

Okay so during the first week of MCO, I whipped out their activity books.¬† I printed out additional worksheets that I’d found on the Internet cos you know, I’m all about learning wtf.

Fighter is an extremely obedient and focused child so it went brilliantly.  He knocked off worksheet after worksheet, even completing whole activity books. Concepts clicked so easily for him.  I was so impressed.  I patted myself on the back for having birthed such a committed, high achieving child.

Then I looked to my right.¬† And there Penny sat, in full concentration with her pencil gripped in her right hand.¬† Her tongue was sticking out, she was focusing so hard.¬† Focusing on the very very crucial job of…. rolling the corner of her paper.

She looked up and saw me staring at her in consternation.¬† Her eyes alert, she opened her mouth and said, “Mommy, can I do only one line and do the rest tomorrow?”

And it went like that for the rest of the week T____T hahahahaha.¬† Me struggling with Penny every damn day.¬† She got increasingly resistant to the idea of activity sheets, and “activity time” became a daily tug of war between us where she would try negotiate her workload, come up with excuses not to work, and basically just whined and grumbled her way through.¬† Meanwhile, I’d alternate between threats and bribes.

After a week, I realized that we couldn’t go on this way!¬† Our relationship was getting affected, and I didn’t want her to sour on the idea of school and learning.

So instead of focusing on learning using only books and pencils, I decided to “cheat” her into it.¬† Over the next few days, I researched and pinned printables online.

 

I thought hard about what the kids liked to do in their free time, and how they played.¬† Even coloring pages and connect the dots wasn’t going to cut it – by now she¬†had identified those with work already cos they came in books and on sheets of paper.

Here are the “activities” I’ve come up with so far:

Pictionary

 

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This was the most obvious idea!  Penny is just only learning how to read, so for this I made two sets of words Рsimple three letter CVC words for her, and a longer, more difficult batch for Fighter.

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Guess which pile is Penny’s wtf.

They had to read each word they were given and draw it out.  If the other one guessed correctly, they would win the point.

We’ve played three rounds of this so far, and Penny’s reading has actually become quicker!¬† She used to sound out each individual letter, now she can at least combine the first two quite quickly before stopping at the third letter lol.

Fighter on the other hand demanded for “harder words that are easier to draw”. Okayyy.

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Their drawing definitely improved though wtf.¬† Although that green animal near the top is Fighter’s rendition of a horse HAHAHAHA.

Penny’s drawings are all on the right and she really nailed them all.¬† Especially the pic of the chicken, lower right!

Skills they worked on: Reading, art, math (cos they add their points up)

Bakery Game

They call it Bakery Game, but really it’s more like Bakery slash Restaurant slash Cafe.

So one game my kids love is playing shop.¬† They’re always trying to make me their customer and they take my order and run back to their toy kitchen to whip up whatever food and bring it to me.¬† So I thought I’d take it a step further.

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To begin with, I drew out a menu of food items that I thought they would be able to make with play doh.  I illustrated the foods to help Penny decipher them.

From here, there’s several ways to get them to work on their reading and writing.

With Fighter, I read out what I wanted to eat to him and he practiced writing them down from memory.

With Penny, I also read out my food.¬† If I said ‘sandwich’, she would know which word was sandwich based on the picture I’d drawn.¬† Then her job was to then write out the word ‘sandwich’; she can’t read the word yet but she’s practicing her writing.

And if a food was a composite of several things, for eg a sandwich would be bread + cheese + beef + tomato, they would have to write out the ingredients too.

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Then using play doh, they would have to make the food I ordered, referring to the order sheets they wrote lol.

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My spaghetti is done! Looks more like risotto but I’ll take it wtf.¬† I told them spaghetti comes up with tomato and cheese so they made those too.

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For dessert I ordered ice cream with a cherry on top.

To create more learning, I asked Fighter to set prices for each of the foods.  Then he had to add up all the prices to tell me my total.  We have toy money, so I would give him a bunch of money and he had to figure out my change.

We only played this once cos it does take quite long, between copying down ingredients to actually shaping the dough to charging money wtf.

Skills worked on: Reading, writing, math, fine motor skills

Fluency to 6

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This is a game I got online.¬† You roll a dice and the number you get, you need to find the next space that equates to that number.¬† It lets children practice addition and subtraction, naturally.¬† The version online is called Fluency to 5 and I think it’s meant to be played with a spinner that goes up to 5.

I planned to play this with a dice so I drew my version where the sums go up to 6 and changed it to Fluency to 6.

Skills worked on: Math

Baking

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This one is a no brainer!  I see parents everywhere baking with their kids this lockdown and making delicious looking things.  But if you just put a little thought into it, you can really accelerate their learning.

For yesterday’s project I discussed with the kids what we could make.¬† I thought baking cookies would be the easiest and most fun cos they could also play with cookie cutters.¬† So I googled for simple cookie cutter dough recipes and found this sugar vanilla cookie recipe.

I rewrote the recipe in simpler language, and also reduced the ingredients a bit cos I didn’t want to make so much dough wtf.

I gave it to them and asked Fighter to read and understand it.¬† He hasn’t learned measurement units so I explained it to him.¬† He still didn’t really understand wtf so I had to guide them and tell them which cup or which spoon to use to measure la.

But after that, they were all on their own!  They had to scoop and measure out the butter, sugar and other ingredients themselves (based on the cups I handed them).  Then by reading the instructions, they figured out what order to add the ingredients.

We chilled the dough for a while then rolled it out and the kids had a lot of fun cutting out cookies!

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Ok this part I totally interfered.  With this cookie dough, the warmer it got the stickier and less cut-able it became.   So I became Asian mom here and started yelling at them to hurry up before the dough melts wtf.  They did a good job though!

Cookies came out pretty nice!

Skills worked on: Math (measuring units), reading and comprehension, patience wtf

Going with the flow

Like I’d mentioned earlier in¬†Baking, with just a little thought, learning can really happen anywhere.

The kids are completely addicted to this cartoon called¬†Ben & Holly.¬†¬†It’s by the same creator as Peppa Pig and when I asked them why, they said cos it’s for bigger kids like them, Peppa Pig is for babies. Lol okay guys.

Anyway there’s a ladybug called Gaston in it and one day Fighter asked me what a real ladybug looks like.¬† So I took the opportunity to search up a children’s video on ladybugs’ life cycle wtf and we watched it together.

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After that I asked them to draw ladybugs and their natural habitat (among plants) to sort of reinforce what they learned.

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But Penny decided to draw her ladybug next to a house cos Gaston apparently lives in a house. *rubs temples wtf.

Skills worked on: Science, art

The point is!¬† Everything can be a learning experience, and while teachers and books are very important, they are not our only learning resource when we are at home.¬† First of all, there’s tons of educational videos and apps online.¬† Or just even google “printables for whatever age group” and Google gives you a treasure trove of printables and ideas .

I know everyone’s situation is different, and that other people may not have the time I have to do these activities with the kids.¬† They may have less flexible jobs even when wfh, or more housework to deal with.¬† But I guess being on (semantics) lockdown is as good a time to try than any other.

If you insist on Zoom classes, sure it’s your choice.¬† But even with a Zoom class, you as a parent or guardian will still have to be there to help if your child is younger.¬† You will still have to guide or assist them with their work.¬† A Zoom call isn’t going to babysit your kids wtf.

So even if your school doesn’t set up Zoom classes for you, it’s really okay.¬† There are so many ways for you to keep your child’s mind active.¬† It doesn’t even need to be anything elaborate like the activities I listed above although you can certainly try!¬† You just need to keep an open mind and go with the flow when your kids ask you questions.¬† Ask them back what they think.¬† Get them to imagine further than what you guys have talked about.¬† If you need a fact check, there’s always Google and Youtube.¬† Get them to write or draw based on whatever topic of interest is at hand.

And even if you don’t do anything and they spend the whole MCO playing with toys or on TikTok, trust me.¬† They’ve learned new skills.¬† (Yes, editing videos on Tiktok and creating content are legit skills wtf.)

And you are not a bad mom/dad/grandpa/grandma/legal guardian!

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If you’re looking for printables suitable for kids aged 2-12, here’s a handy site to check out from HP Malaysia!¬† They have a nice range of printable activities for different sorts of skills.

AudVerbalDiarrhea

Hello from the era of the coronavirus wtf.

This is gonna be the first blog post in years on this blog that’s going to sound like a proper journal entry.¬† I know that was how I used to blog, very personally, years ago and¬†I haven’t done that in a while but tonight I will.¬† There will be no conclusion, no careful craftmanship of my article, just word vomit wtf.

So if you’re Malaysian, you’d probably have at least an inkling of the¬†controversy¬†that Vivy Yusof of Fashion Valet and Duck has been embroiled in recently.¬† I’m not going to recap the details here but¬†she basically gave her opinion on Malaysia’s economic stimulus package in the face of Covid-19, and it wasn’t received very well wtf.

I agree with what I believe she was trying to say though (although she maybe didn’t word it very well la).¬† When the stimulus package was announced, I felt an overwhelming sense of relief and peace that the government was aware that the B40 (the bottom 40% of the country in economic terms) urgently needed help and the package served to ease that burden in terms of cash handouts.

What a lot of people were unhappy with though – and I feel the same way – was that the package¬†is doing very little to help the SMEs, who employ a large chunk of B40 and M40.¬† SMEs are very threatened by the virus and the restricted movement, and if these small companies go down, what’s going to happen to their employees?¬† They will no longer be employees.¬† Mass unemployment will prevail, and¬†all those people we’re trying to help today will¬†go back to square one, with no jobs and no money.¬† I commend the government for taking care of the B40’s present needs, but they could have done more¬†to also take care B40’s future needs and economic sustainability.

I understood that as Vivy’s POV as well and I left a supportive comment on her Instagram post.¬† Didn’t even expect to get replies on it but I did – all disagreeing with me, some calm and thoughtful, others just troll-like.¬† One fella even said, “you’re rich too so you won’t understand the misfortunes of the B40” lol.

I stand by my point of view – that the government should have come up with a double pronged approach to help people now, and plan and prepare for the future, and they failed in that.¬† As¬†I scrolled through my replies, I was annoyed: why couldn’t they see that we are also looking out for them?¬† But as I read more, I began to see that it was *I*who was ignorant.

I see what people¬†are really so¬†emotional about.¬†¬†People are stressed, worried about where their next meal is going to come from.¬† About how long their savings can last in this climate.¬† The possibility of losing jobs.¬† Their kids going hungry.¬† Their kids not having proper nutrition.¬† Losing their homes.¬† These are real problems that affect lives and futures.¬† I don’t blame them for being emotional and sensitive in this time; I’d be too.

What are we in the Top 20 worried about?¬† Of course I’m worried about Colony and our team.¬† But personally, Fatty and I have enough cushion to make it through this without any big changes in our lifestyle.¬† But beyond that what do we worry about?¬† Losing muscle mass from not being able to exercise?¬† Our¬†children’s formal education taking a slow down?¬† Being bored?¬† Running out of Netflix to watch?¬† Literally #firstworldproblems #top1percentproblems dude.

Contrary to what that commenter said, I didn’t grow up rich.¬† Of course I didn’t grow up poor either. I would think we were strictly middle class.¬† I went to a government school my whole life, although I did go to a private college for pre-university.¬† My dad did okay but the economic crash of 1997 threw us off for at least a few years; my parents didn’t tell me much but I was aware they were worried about our financial situation.¬† We never went hungry of course, but we didn’t have a lot of spare cash to splash around.

If I hadn’t applied for and received a huge financial aid package to go to university in the US, I don’t think I’d have an overseas education at all. Some of the aid was in grants, but the rest was in loans, and when I graduated, I had USD 100,000 (RM380,000 at that time) worth of student loans over my head.¬† I eventually paid this off using blogging money.

I also held multiple jobs in college to earn money for textbooks and spending.  I worked in the kitchen preparing lunch and doing clean up, as a Japanese tutor, even as a garbage collector hahahaha (it was good money ok).

I am aware of my privilege – while we weren’t wealthy, my background was such that my parents were¬† wise enough to know that education was everything, secure enough to provide me¬†the stability and support needed to focus on my studies (and grow up well enough wtf), and educated¬†enough to explore school options and support me all the way to graduation (and beyond).

How many people are lucky enough to have what me and my brother had?

I confess that I will never fully understand what B40 go through because I’ve never been in that position. So then who am I to judge other people’s lives and decisions right.

Since the MCO started, I have been making small donations every week to food banks but I also heard that all food deliveries to charity have to go through RELA and the army for disbursement, for movement restriction purposes I suppose.¬† I’m concerned that this is not fast enough and may not reach lesser known groups of the needy.¬† This has been really bugging me and I feel like if I sit at home and do nothing I’ll go crazy wtf.

So if anyone knows any group of the needy that need help and we could contribute directly¬†– senior citizen homes, refugee groups, even individual families… let me know?¬† You can email me or DM me on Instagram even! Thank youuuu.