Pictures from Phuket Day 2!

(don’t have Day 1 yet because I haven’t gotten them from Tim *huffs)

Anyway!  I came back from Phuket with:

NO TAN!
Butt ache
Sprained right index finger WTF
Super soft and glowing skin MMMMM wtf

Ok I show you why.

Woke up at the nice reasonable hour of 12pm.  Walked out of the hotel and found a restaurant which called itself Thai-American (?)

I ordered Japanese curry rice /slurp chose very mild food because the night before Phuket I had dinner at Shangrila and managed to be allergic to their Chinese food -_______- I think they put too much MSG or something so I had very tender and swollen lips for a week T_T

Tim had fried rice with green curry!  Which I looked at with envy because I love green curry.

Restaurant ambience.  Very quaint.  Sold Coke and Fanta in ancient glass bottles.  Had handrawn posters of food on the wall and plastic table cloths!

Then after that I had a stomach ache and I had to walk back cross legged to the hotel wtf -____-

(so my butt ache came from walking too fast WTF)

I’m always like this!

Always have to go at inopportune moments.  Like last night we were having dinner at not-so-clean coffee shop in PJ when I absolutely needed to go again.

So I waddled to the toilet…

and found the toilet seat was broken T_________T

And there ensued a very tiring and uncomfortable ten minutes of hovering (HOVERING!), fist clenching  and worrying that my hair would touch the tong of flushing water at the side WTF.

Anyway back to Phuket.

Then on we went to the shooting range! (Tim’s dream)

Him and his sniper gun.

Ok the target in the middle of the green was mine.  The one that looks as far as heaven wtf is what his distance was.

And he got bloody 95% accuracy on it!!!!

Tim wanted me to try a Colt but the guy didn’t dare.  He gave me a very old school Al Capone looking type of pistol.

Ok it is incredibly hard to shoot a gun.

First of all I’m a n00b wtf.  I don’t play fighting or war computer games.  The only games I play are Sims… and Mickey Mouse games back when a Mac was called Macintosh wtf.

And I couldn’t pull the trigger!  I was near tears by then…

and then the gun went off and scared the shit out of me holy shit how does the FBI deal with such fear on a daily basis wtf.

After I managed to let off all ten bullets (hey thanks god wtf).  I was very dejected by then because I think half my bullets didn’t even hit the paper target at all *slumped

54% accuracy at 15 yards.  I guess if I had a gun and a rapist came up to me I might as well give up and let him take me WTF.

Oh and that’s how I got my sprained finger.  From shooting yo.

Vast array of guns.  Of which I was not allowed to go near / was terrified of anyway.

Then the gun guy there asked baby to try the shot gun!  Either thinking he’s some kind of master sniper…or just hoping to make more money out of us.

Anyway he tried it.  And it nearly took off his arm wtf.

I was quite scared when I saw!  Then he took the gun back to try another time =.=  So I took a video to show him how awful it looks from outside.

Boys and girls, please don’t try this at home.

You know how in movies they always show rednecks running out of their trailers wielding shotguns and shooting intruders on their land?

Very sure they’re all fake.

How can you run around pulling your trigger galore when the recoil looks enough to bust your arm!

Tim’s shotgun bruise hasn’t died down yet.

Anyway after that to relax we went for a spa! (My highlight of the holiday!)

At the entrance.

Walk down the aisle wtf.

No pictures inside the spa because what do you want me to do, bring my camera into the sauna with me? wtf.

We had a sauna (separate) in a room filled with menthol and I nearly died trying to breathe!  I also found out I’m claustrophobic because I felt absolutely terrible inside the room with steam swirling all around me.

And when I tried to open the door to get out, the door was stuck!  My heart started beating very fast and I was going to scream for help but luckily one of the spa workers opened the door from outside phewww.

Then we had a jacuzzi (separate also) and finally a nice body scrub and massage (together)

Super soft skin came from here <3

Pretty lights on the ceiling.

Then went for dinner at some seaside restaurant where I couldn’t stand it anymore and had green curry.

And then our flight was 8am the next day FML.

But the hotel provided us with a packed breakfast which I thought was really thoughtful!  Can of orange juice, ham & cheese sandwiches, croissant, weird green fruit…

And then back to KL.

Where I am now. wtf.