AudRubbish

You know you’re an adult/old when…

… you’re happy running errands/shopping alone because you don’t waste time.

…  all the famous pop stars and actors are now younger than you.

… you feel nauseous at the sight of food coloring.

… you feel scared or annoyed around rowdy teenagers.

… people start asking their kids to call you “auntie”.  You kick up a fuss and they say “oh ok jie jie then” but look at you disgusted.

… you can’t get to sleep much past 11am anymore on weekends because you’re too used to waking up early for work.

… you start preferring vegetables to fried chicken.

… you’re too tired to do anything on Friday night except watch a DVD or read to sleep.

… you pay taxes!!!! #successkid.jpg

… you stop wearing earrings besides the ones at the bottom of your lobes.

… you don’t know 70% of the bands on hitz.fm now.

… you start buying insurance (OK Fatty made me)

… you marvel at the energy and enthusiasm your younger colleagues have for Friday night.

… you realize you’ve stopped worrying about whether you look cool for some time now.

… you start planning how much Botox you’re gonna have. HAHAHA.

… you don’t mind eating alone.

… when older colleagues talk about “getting a younger person’s perspective” and they don’t look at you. FTS.

This post has been a while coming! There have been signs of “being an adult” cropping up here and there but now it’s rampant wtf.  I am a full-fledged adult now.  And I finally admit it.

Being an adult doesn’t mean hitting 21 and being able to vote.  I’m talking about the pivotal moment you realize you aren’t a kid anymore.  Fundamentally, it’s when you start taking responsibility for yourself… and then you turn into your parents.

More so cos I recently hired a twenty two year old who’s all cute and bubbly and I was like “wtf did she eat to get so much energy” but then I realized I USED to be like that.  But now I’m old and haggard wise wtf.

WHY YOU THINK I 180 DEGREES CHANGE STYLE LEH. IT’S CALLED REFLECTING YOUR STATUS IN LIFE.

Shit maybe this means I’m actually OLD at heart.

Whatever!  Embrace ALL the age!  My new ambition is to be a MILF gyaru mama.

Seriously though, adulthood has its perks.  Maybe in another post.

Gold tipped collar top from Azorias. My new favorite shirt <3<3

But I still laugh at poop jokes hahahahah.

Feel free to tell your #YouKnowYoureOld stories!

Comments (32)

  • You know you’re old when you look back and realize high school is almost/more than 10 years go. =(

    I was the shy girl who didn’t dare to talk to you on nuffnang’s party btw. Sorry it turned out to be so awkward… –_____________–lll

  • I’m just 20 and I sapu your list! Except for the auntie one. Yet. FML 🙁

  • nipple hair

  • 11/17! i am old FML.

  • you choose cozy place instead of crowded place

  • hahahaa im turning 21 this year and thats adult enough for me fml.
    i reckon u will always look young though no matter how adult/old u get!

  • when i actually start turning down the volume on the radio and saying “wth, why are songs these days SO NOISY” .____.

    #oldisgold lol, wtf!

  • when you start looking at men’s fingers to see if there is a ring, and if there is, secretly contemplating if you want to be a third party wtf

    HA HA HA

    p/s: it’s my dream to be MILF but i don’t want kids wtf

  • Age looks good on you 🙂

  • .. when you open your FB window, status updates from your friends are either married or engaged.

    .. FB photos are either wedding, engagement or baby pictures.

    .. when everyone around you start buying house / properties instead of candies wtf.

  • regardless, you’re too short. Even when you grow old, i think you will look pretty hideous. a child from the back, auntie in front. BTW, timothy tiah settled for some chick like you. you’re blessed to get a guy like him..just sayin’ – anthony

  • youknowurold when you see people commenting that ‘omg im so old i just turned 21/22/23’ and feel like slapping them in the face wtf

  • j_fish: FOL you’re right! oh that was you hahaha no worries! but next time pls talk to me wtf

    michelle: why you mature so fast wtf

    kimberlycun: THAT HAPPENS!??

    pinksterz: eh what’s 11/17?

    debbz: yes!

    kei: hahaha only cos of my height >_>

    sgrmse: hahahaha ya then turn to lite fm wtf

    strawberry: ok i make sure fatty wear big jade ring

    rachel: do you realize the photos are all blurry it’s intentional WTF

    sim miao: omg ya!!! good one wtf.

    anthony voon: yea i am too short. what is it to you? i hoe you’re not in ove with tim ah wtf

    tze: ya insensitive bastards wtf

  • hmm.. for me, the real turning point was buying a house and having to make mortgage repayments. they are a real bummer!!! other than that… on a friday night, the two of us prefer to stay in and watch top gear instead of go out..celebrating 30ths instead of 21sts…oh, and comparing prices for veggies at the market :S but all the above (save the mortgage) make me happy 🙂 so here’s to this year, next year, and beyond!!~

  • gosh. I really wish that I, at least failed to fulfill one of the requirements you’ve listed. why ohh whyy!

  • In all honesty, before I found out your age, I assumed you were in your very early 20’s haha.

  • Aud this is ur best look !!! Been ur silent reader before Japan!!

  • ….when you changed your blog post font size to a bigger one 😛

    haha just kidding.i think you look gorgeous with your new make up style.you look like you’re in your early twenties,mana ada old

  • i shall come back to this post in ten years and see how i fare hehehe wtf

  • oh gosh i’m only 19 and i fullfill like.. 70% of the criteria.. does it mean im old :(((

  • Then, I shall enjoy my life to the max! Thankfully I’m extremely energetic. Love life to the max.

  • You know you’re old when you post a blog post about being old and your readers do not tell you otherwise

  • eh.is there a reason this post appears the day we meet for lunch ah!

    did i induce oldness. LOL.

  • you know you’re old when you stand in front of an aisle for damn long pondering which thing to buy, and which one saves you more $ T^T

    anw hi i’m from sg and i just started reading your blog maybe a month ago? 🙂

  • Hi Aud! may i ask how did u lighten ur eyebrow colour?! did u bleach it previously? if yes, using what? Previously i used Sally Hansen’s bleaching cream but its really hard to get cuz i need to preorder it. Wonder how did u get ur eyebrows to lighter colour! thanks!

  • i know im getting old when im not so into concert regardless of how fanatic i was to that rock bands back in school years.

    when..I start listening to ballad, less upbeat songs(adele, christina perri, kina grannis) and some adult dilemma/ business segments on radio than listening to some young fan calling “OMG OMG OMG I WANT xxx TICKET!!! AAAHHHHHHHH” every hour wtf

  • I meet everything on your list too ……….

  • I think that is part of the “post engagement” feeling you have.

    The engagament is sorta like telling you, okay, you are now officially an adult. *confirmation*

    other adult-y behaviour and feeling include, don’t do self portrait as much as you use to be.

    take other ppl photo more than myself.

    you enjoy grocery shopping more than cloth shopping.

    you picking up some serious hobbies like pottery, painting. In my case, I build LEGO

    All the best Aud. You are doing fine. 🙂

  • all the famous pop stars and actors are now younger than you.

    sad maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!

  • Totally agree with the song part: dunno 70% of the band on hitz.fm 😛

  • I don’t want to grow old ;( I’m not old… yet. I wish I can be immortal, as in won’t age. :p

  • Lol I read this one year late! Yes yes!! Aunty/ jie jie irks me. Yes and u are so pretty Nd will be again! I feel fan mail coming your direction. Stay strong and thanks for the adventure!

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