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Smooth as a baby’s bottom

Though I did nothing today, others seemed to be more productive, specifically Brother Ooi.

HE SHAVED AND WAXED HIS LEGS!!!!

I was sitting on my room floor, minding my own business, listening to MDs and waiting for my nails to dry, when who should burst in but Brother Ooi, asking if I still have any wax strips left. I stop waving my hands about in the air and stare at him.

I think: This will be wonderful entertainment.

I say: My nails are wet. Open up my drawer and take it out yourself.

Brother Ooi proceeds to do that and then stick the wax strips onto his shins. He follows precise instructions from sister and rubs strips between his palms to warm up wax before carefully pressing down strips to avoid capturing air bubbles. Then according to sis, he must yank out the strips in an upward direction, in a “fast and steady” movement to pull out as much hair as possible. He does just that.

“EEEEYAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” goes Brother Ooi.

“Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!” goes Sister Ooi.

And the dialogue repeats itself a few more times. Unfortunately, Sister Ooi had only 2 strips of wax left so Brother Ooi was left with two very glaring patches of shining white BARE skin surrounded by mountains of scraggly hair.

So he decides to shave the rest off. Unfortunately, was unable to get any pics of him doing so, due to the fact that he slammed the door in my face when he saw me holding my camera. So boys and girls, use your imagination.

Now he has even smoother legs than I do. I can’t wait for the regrowth.

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