Too tired…I wasn’t planning on blogging today BUT! My dear darling Ruth changed my mind because she said that she LOVES MY BLOG!! 😀 So here I am.
WELL. Today was quite a suey day.
First of all, I decided to give lip gloss another try.
If you didn’t know, I don’t wear lip gloss, or any lip balm other than Vaseline. I will wear every single kind of makeup there is except lip gloss. This is because I am very allergic to it.
But this lip gloss was a very nice color and it looked damn good on me. URghh!! I was tempted.
I dabbed it onto my lips. No problem!
No problem until….
TWO HOURS LATER MY LIPS TURNED INTO A FUCKING BALLOON AND SWELLED UP AND ITCHED!!!!!!!!
I now look like Dolly Parton, minus the breasts.
I went to Midvalley and it was supposed to be a day of fun and shopping together with Mummy Ooi, Leslie Cheung Auntie and other auntie from Penang. (Let’s call her Nail Art Auntie)
I went there with high hopes because Nail Art Auntie is the most happening of the lot ie. she goes to karaoke and pubs with her hubby and therefore she would want to go to such shops like MNG etc.
We entered MNG.
There was NO sale.
All the clothes looked like for working women.
And then after that, whatever happeningness there was between us disappeared as they attacked all the auntie shops and left me to carry the big ugly cloth bag of water bottles.
So I decided to join Daddy Ooi over at MPH. And when I got there, I had a terrible pain in the stomach and I had to go.
It turns out in the end, I had to go THREE times: twice in the Metrojaya toilet and once in Leslie Cheung Auntie’s house.
I was so tired from lugging bottles of water about and crapping my insides all over Metrojaya that I fell asleep in the car.
Suddenly, thru my sleep I heard shouts of “Tchoot hoon! Tchoot hoon!” and “AUDREY! GET OUT OF THE CAR!”
I opened my eyes and hurriedly scrambled out of the car, to see smoke swelling out from under the bonnet (Tchoot hoon in Hokkien: emitting smoke) and everyone standing outside the car. We were at Holiday Villa to drop Nail Art Auntie off.
They opened up the bonnet ( I say they becos I just stood at the side, I’m not pretending to know anything about cars) to check what was wrong, and suddenly, a whole bunch of other people came running to kaypoh, the hotel jockey, the parking attendant and what looked like a man in a waiter’s uniform.
My dad asked the jockey for some water to pour into the container thing becos apparently it was dry.
He nodded most efficiently.
He took a 1.5 litre mineral water bottle and galloped off………… to the fountain outside the hotel and FILLED THE BOTTLE WITH FOUNTAIN WATER.
Daddy Ooi wanted to pengsan.
Anyways. We were soon on our way with the jockey giving us a friendly nod-head-down-and-lift-hand gesture and we flew all the way back WITH THE AIRCON OFF to avoid any breakdowns.
And here I am.
PS. Luckily I got a book and new camisole/spaghetti top to counter the suey-ness.
