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Mission: Improbable

Thank you everybody for taking the effort to give me your suggestions. Really appreciate it! *muaks all around*

Unfortunately, it has not helped me to make my decision. This is because everyone suggested totally different things!

Recap:

Chris – Psychology

Suggestion (obviously this is anonymous- thanks for taking the time to suggest even tho I don’t know you) – Love, Relations, Marriage and Cultural Change

Pei Xuan – Middle Ages

Ruth – Love, Relations, Marriage and Cultural Change

Hsin – Varieties of English Comedy, Psychology

Cheryl – Philosophy

Jia Min – Love, Relations, Marriage and Cultural Change, Philosophy

Jill – Varieties of English Comedy

Hahaha what everyone thinks is totally different!

I can’t make up my mind yet! But many thanks to all of you! Love ya! *smooch*

Love, Relations, Marriage and Cultural Change got the most votes. I know lah, everybody wants me to find Mr Right soon, right? I also want lah!

Fcuk, and I’m going to a WOMEN’S COLLEGE. I might as well join a nunnery (is there such a word?) for the next 4 years. Then when I come out, I’m going to hump the first thing I see with testosterone… tall, short, canine, whatever.

Kidding.

But seriously, I WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!! *weeps into hankie*

What brought on this “lam” mood? Firstly, it is PMS. Yep, that time of the month again. Others get moody and bloated; me, I just cry and start the nostagia.

“Won’t you please play a song, a sentimental song, for my sentimental friend over there…” (Violins wail in the distance)

Secondly, yesterday I made the stupid mistake of opening an old love letter (ok lah, not love letter, love email). I was innocently cleaning out my inbox and deleting rubbish like “Osama on Friendster” and “Biggest Tits in the World” when I ter-opened the Letter.

*chin wobbles and eyes tear* It was very sweet. Nagging but sweet. But screw him lah, after we broke up he told me that he didn’t love me as much as he said he did.

FUCK YOU LYING EX-BOYFRIENDS.

This makes me so pissed. Why has noone ever loved me enough to want to stay with me? By the end they’ll tell me “Oh sorry, I fell out of love with you” or “Uh, I think I lost the feel”.

AM I THAT REPULSIVE?!

AM I??

I want a good boyfriend. Someone who will love me a lot. Or at least someone who loves me more than I do him.

I want a chance to dump someone cruelly by saying, “Fcuk off, your equipment is not big enough.”

Come on, angel of Heaven! Throw me one of those good ones.

Preferably while I’m at Mt Holyoke.

Not in Malaysia where I’ll have a crying fit at KLIA and he’ll commit suicide by hanging himself and drinking arsenic at the same time.

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