**Dr Evil is henceforth known by his real name, Dr Jeya, since he didn’t stab me today.

Setting:

Me, Mummy Ooi and Dr Jeya in his office. My medical health report asks for something called HGB or HCT and even the good doctor doesn’t know what it is. So he calls up Gribbles.

Dr Jeya: “Hello, good morning, this is Dr Jeya. I just want to ask what HGB and HCT stand for.” (pause)

(long pause)

(hangs up phone with hangdog look on face)

“SITI!!! Dail itu Gribbles sekali lagi!”

(Siti the nurse quickly gets Gribbles back on the line)

“Hello, who’s this? Sophie eh? Sophie, how many operators are working now? Your colleague put me on hold and sent me to the devil’s workshop! (god knows what that means) You know the devil’s workshop? She put me on hold so long until I had to hang up! Let me speak to your manager! Yes, ok..”

(long pause)

(hangs up phone with even grimmer look on face)

“SITI!!! Dail lagi!”

(Poor Siti dials again and Dr Jeya snatches up his extension)

“WHO’S THIS?! Bawani, is it?! Let me speak to your GM! I’ve been put on hold twice already by your people! Get me your GM!

“What’s that? Your GM is busy? He’s always busy! Tell him to call Dr Jeya back or I will call Gribbles Australia and complain! And I will charge the expense to you! How do you all do things? The idiot at the phone is sleeping and has no manners! Burn his bloody backside!

“Give me your GM’s name. ……Mr Mamo Mamo is it? Right, you tell him to call me back in 10 minutes or I will personally call up Gribbles Australia. I don’t care how bloody busy he is, he’ll call me back in 10 minutes. Burn his bloody backside!”

(hangs up full of fire)

HAhahahAHAHahahAHhAHh!!!!!! That’s a first!