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MY NEW LAPTOP!!

After dunno how many days, I finally managed to set it up with the all-important help of Chow Pak Lun. Thank you sir!! Will get you Ribena when Mummy Ooi buys it.

The reason I haven’t blogged in so many days is because Daddy Ooi’s fcuked up laptop is getting sicker and sicker PLUS my streamyx has been down. But surprise, surprise! It decided to work fine tonight. So here I am.

Okay, let’s recap what happened the past few days (which has been a lot) since the Hair Revamp of Thursday.

Since Thursday, the Jia Min has had a humongous fight with Qi Zhen the Quack and sad to say, they have broken up over the stupidest reason possible. I will not divulge further information but I will just say that I think she made the best decision for herself, and possibly for him too. It may not be the easiest decision to make (in fact, it is fcuking difficult to do it when the person that you’re breaking up with happens to be your First Love – if it were me I would not be able to do it, honestly)

and

CHUNG JIA MIN, I AM DAMN PROUD OF YOU FOR MAKING THAT DECISION AND STICKING TO IT.

It has been a very trying past few days for her (of course the bf must be half-dead by now) and she is damn strong!! Don’t worry woman, you have everyone’s support and love! And like I said, you have your boyfriend-less, uni-less, lifeless best friend here to teman you 24/7! *muaks and hugs*

Friday, July 2 2004:

Ooh, surprise farewell dinner for me by Ruth!!!

This is the sweetest thing that anyone could ever do for me!! Next to planning my surprise birthday party, of course:P *dabs at tears* She planned it cos she would be going back to Melbourne soon and wanted to do something for me before she left!! I cannot believe it…you are so sweet Ruth!!! *smothers Ruth with kisses*

I never expected it! Min called me up in the evening and told me we’re going out to dinner.

I ASSUMED THAT WE WERE GOING OUT SO WE COULD GO BEAT UP THE QUACK BF FOR BEING SUCH A BASTARD.

Then she told me to dress up because we were going to a nice place.

I ASSUMED THE QUACK BF WAS GOING TO BE FORCED TO PAY FOR OUR NICE DINNER.

She told me that she’d already informed Mummy Ooi that I was going out.

I ASSUMED SHE DID THAT COS SHE WAS SO HARD-UP FOR MY PEK YAU SKILLS.

I never assumed that this would be a surprise thing for me!

Until I got into the car and they wouldn’t tell me where they were going.

So anyway, the thing consisted of:

Master Mind: Miss Ruth Gong Huai Lan

Sneaky #1: Miss Chung Jia Min who sneakily called up Fat Her Ooi on it

Sneaky #2: Miss Tan Hsin-Ee who sneakily pretended she didn’t know where we were going too

Getaway Driver: Mr Joel Low Jia Liang who threatened to sell me off or kill me

We went to Oishii (is that how you spell it? Anyway I know it means delicious, so there! When I was in Japan I had to keep announcing that everything I ate was oishii to not hurt people’s feelings) in Midvalley.

Nihon go no Buffet!!! Need I say more?

But of course, our delicious dinner had to be disrupted by Qi Zhen the Quack, who dragged the Pak Lun plus a bouquet of pink lilies (PINK!) to MV and waited there for Jia Min.

Naturally, Audrey the Amiable was called down to act as a middle person. And of course I dragged down with me Ruth the Ravenous and Hsin the Hungry, who told them to come back later cos they were having a farewell dinner for me.

Then we went upstairs and continued dining on sashimi etc. Then! The happy dinner was disrupted once more by QZ the Quack who called Min and told her he left the lilies at the counter for her. So of course, she’d rather not and went downstairs followed by me again.

Then she and QZ had a nice fight outside Oishii while me and PL stood behind the pillar and pretended they were not fighting.

Then Ruth and Hsin also came downstairs, wondering why on earth were we taking so long. On seeing the two of them fighting, they also decided to pretend everything was fine and started making small talk with us behind the pillar.

Then, Audrey decided that enough is enough, it is already 9.40 pm, the buffet is closing at 10.30 pm and she hasn’t eaten enough sashimi yet! So she goes back in to continue eating and Min comes in 2 minutes later.

Thanks to the Quack, I didn’t get to eat as much as I want, much to my annoyance.

Thanks to the Quack, I didn’t get to eat dessert!

Thanks to the Quack, they switched off the aircon while we were still eating!

Thanks to the Quack, after dinner, we had to rush down to Rafi’s in SS15 for Min to “berbincang with him”.

So off we went. And when we reached there, the Jia Min was lured into the car by the Quack who refused to get down and discuss things at the mamak table.

So the night was then spent this way: me, Ruth, Joel and Hsin in Joel’s car waiting for them, and Min, QZ and PL in QZ’s car discussing things out.

In the end, the break is final, with Min climbing back into our car to a lot of hugs and bitching.

And I am exhausted from typing out this long entry.