Fat Her Ooi is having great fun with my MSN account.

Every time he turns on the comp, my MSN pops up automatically.

People think Audrey is online and message me, putting themselves in the mercy of the Fat Her.

A frequent victim happens to be Severe Examinational Hailatification Syndrome

*snigger* one saved conversation goes as such:

Severe Examinational Hailatification Syndrome says: alien!

this is audrey not mr ooi says:hi its real dad again

Severe Examinational Hailatification Syndrome says: oh… sorry mr ooi… cos her nickname says it’s not you mar…

this is audrey not mr ooi says: aud is sniggering at the back

Severe Examinational Hailatification Syndrome says: she’s evil. you raised an evil daughter mr ooi. did you know she put funny pictures of you on the internet? hahaha….

Audrey kanna pinch by Fat Her Ooi!!!

this is audrey not mr ooi says: Erm, i will get back: to you later. i have something to SORT out with her. Is the picture about me in my funny pyjamas?

There is no such picture. Mr Ooi is playing along with Severe etc.

Severe Examinational Hailatification Syndrome says: hahaha… erm… no no… i better not say anything more… she will kill me… hahaha

***end of conversation***

Other victims include devilmin aka JMin and seabiscuit aka Hsin.

They invited audrey to their chatroom, thinking of course that it is Audrey.

Unfortunately for them, it was Kaypoh Ooi again. Unknown to them, Kaypoh Ooi read carefully their chat about their first sem results, under the cover of pretending to be audrey.

When he was done, he closed the chat.
devilmin and seabiscuit just thought that audrey was quite rude for not talking and simply leaving the conversation. They did not suspect anything else.

For revenge and prevention of further infiltration of Father Ooi into my MSN, i took the following measures.

1. Changed MSN nick to “this is mr ooi”

2. Changed picture on MSN from this:

to this: