Oh forgot to mention a very disturbing incident that occured today.

Jia Min, Rabin, Wei Zhen and me were naively sitting in a TGV cinema, absorbed in SPiderman 2 when ALL OF A SUDDEN….

I smelled this really horrific smell.

I turned to Wei Zhen and whispered in irritation, “Eh, you fart ar?”

“No!”

I turned to the other side. “Jia Min, you farted is it?”

“No! Why?”

“Damn smelly lah”.

“You think it’s Rabin ar?”

“Why? The smell stronger from his side ah?”

“No, but I hear funny sounds coming from him!”

A few seconds later, she whispered urgently, “Audrey! There, did you hear that?”

I sat as still as a lizard and listened hard.

Suddenly, “prrrrrrrrrrr…”

Oh shit!

The sound repeated itself a few times.

I stared hard at Rabin’s tummy, thinking he must have a heck of gas chamber inside.

Rabin realized that me and Min are giggling and whispering and staring hard at him. He asks Min, what are you laughing about?

Min says, “Was it you who farted?”

“No lah! Why?”

“Then what’s that sound?”

“It’s the woman behind me snoring!”