Min said she misses those days where we were stupid and did terrifically embarrassing stuff.

Why, are we damn smart now?

Min said, “No, but now we are more jaga kelakuan and not so klutzy anymore.”
Let me go back to what we did that was so stupid in the past.

I was reading Jia Min’s FIRST ever blog entry.

We were on one of our numerous shopping trips to Sg Wang becos apparently “Audrey needed to get new jeans for Chinese New Year”.

I got so selfish drag people to Sungei Wang for shopping wan meh?!

But I digress.

We took the train there. And for some reason, the stupid woman PANICKED when we boarded it, I dunno why, scared that we can’t find seats on the train. She turned in one spot for several rounds and uttered this strange grunting noise that sounds like this: “Unh unh unh unh…”

Double you tee eff!!!

I laughed until I wanted to pee in my pants.

And on the way back from Sungei Wang, we went to the cab stand to get a taxi to go to Megamall to meet EX-BF No. 2, who at that time was still my boyfriend lah.

We waited. And then it started pouring with rain.

And the wind started blowing. In our direction. Splattering rain drops on our faces, jeans and permed hair. AND the fucking taxis would not stop for us poor people stuck in the taxi stand.< Probably they are too pah pai, don't wanna drive in the rain and wanna get home to their hot dinner before the missus rings them up to accuse them of going to see their mistress etc. We were stuck in the damn taxi stand for hours and hours, wind channeling into our bones, teeth chattering and getting gastricitis and whatnot. Finally, a kind and deserving cabbie stopped his car for us. KIND AND DESERVING MY ASS!! First of all, he wouldn't even drive into the taxi stand and 2ndly, he charged us RM8 just to go to Midvalley. Pukima! But we had no choice. That was our only option, if we didn't wanna wait in the taxi stand for the next ten years. We had to run to the cab which was a car's length away from us in the thunderstorm. And the flood. Knowing KL's stoopit drainage system, the water level reached my shins!< When we got into the cab, we quickly stripped off our shoes and POURED the water out from our sneakers onto the floor of the car. Padan muka. When we finally got into MV and met up with The Ex and friends, we were dying of TB.< We even felt cold when other people walked past us, causing a breeeeze.< In the end to solve the matter, we had to go to Carrefour to buy RM5.90 slippers so we could change out of our soaked shoes. It was truly a remarkable experience, taking off our sneakers and socks in front of TopShop and Chris (who bought slippers too cos ours were just too nice!), Ben, Bob (omfg) and borrowing scissors from the Information Counter to cut the tags off. This is just one example of how stupid Min and I can get. Somehow, she thinks that that stupid era is over. Maybe becos I am leaving soon? Just last weekend, we were shopping and something dumb has to happen to the fateful us.< We were trying clothes in a MNG dressing room.< Smart Aud decided it would be fun to take photos of us using my disposable camera so we could finish up the film. "One, two, cheese!" Overheard from next door changing room: "Eh, got people taking photos ar?" "I think so! yadda yadda bitch bout inconsiderate people taking photos in changing rooms etc..." Smart Aud decided to stick her head out of the room and see who is talking.< Smart Aud was met with stares from girls holding up various pieces of MNG apparel. Smart Aud does a truely smart thing for once and ducks back in. "Eh I think the people who took pictures is Malay lah." WTF!< Do I look like Malay to you?! And even if I am Malay what do you have against Malays, you racist bugger? Why must say in such a snotty manner? I am not Malay!!! I am a pretty and cute Chinese girl. *vomits liver out* I don't even have dark skin already due to sitting at home for the past 8 months! Why, I went to Body Shop to buy concealer the saleslady gave me Concealer 02! Do you know what 02 means? From Concealer 02 to Concealer 04, 02 is the fairest!< This means that I am fair. I even asked the salesgirl, are you sure I am 02 ar? I thought I am quite dark, you know. She proceeded to test out the colours on me...and concluded that, YES, I am indeed 02! Min said I chanted 02 02 02..all the way home. I disagree. I merely casually mentioned it a few times in passing. This is after all a trivial matter and nothing to get overly excited about.< EVEN THOUGH I AM HENCEFORTH COUNTED AS FAIR I SHALL NOT MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT AS IT IS HURTFUL TO OTHERS WHO DON’T HAVE SUCH GOOD COMPLEXION AS ME.