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I am Michelangelo

Since my artwork 2 entries ago was greeted with much acclaim, I shall attempt another masterpiece (and also because I am quite bored).

Wait, excuse me for a second, is this big-ass gargantuan font better or is the old tiny cute one nicer? Which which? I thought this is better because when I read my own blog I don’t have to squint and put on my reading-glasses. But does it look amateurish? Somehow this font looks unprofessional to me, like as though it will contain lots of typeos an mitstakes. What do you think?

Yes yes, about the masterpiece.

Scroll down to check it out!!

Hold your breath everybody!!

I call it Brotherly Love.

In the event of me being too bored and with too much time on my hands, I’ve managed to polish up my Photoshop skills splendidly and superimposed two separate photos of two heterosexual males to look like they really dig each other.

The guy on the right is actually scratching his right knee (which is unseen in the picture) and thinking, “Kan ni ma… I kena mosquito bite some more this bloody fool wanna take my photo? Never mind, try to force a smile….”

And the guy on the left is actually…..well, the guy on the left is actually drunk.

After the photoshoot, Guy on the Right is angry because we have framed him and confused his sexuality. Therefore he refuses to pose anymore.

But it was to no avail! Fans and kay-poh-chis, all eager for a piece of this controversial dude just would not leave him in peace. “Eh look! Isn’t that the ah na!”

There was only one thing left for him to do. He had to hide!

“Nobody will find me now.”

Disclaimer: This entry was meant for entertainment purposes only and was not meant to embarrass or hurt anyone especially Hell Drivers.

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