Oh this is an orgasmic day!

La-di-da… I went shopping!

This time, there were no clothes, shoes or bags involved. This time it was concerning the very serious matter of….

SKIN CARE.

Let me give you an illustration.

::Loose powder, day cream, night cream, toner, eye gel (for puffiness and dark circles), anti-aging serum::

This is to protect me against harsh winter wind, no humidity in the air, people kicking snow into my face (which is comparatively nearer to the ground) and whatnot.

My epidermis is ready for the States.

Skin care is essential. It is true that at age 19, we are growing older and our skin is not what it used to be. Eyebags are jumping out, laugh lines are forming and some people even have train tracks on their forehead, for some poor souls, oil seeds are even forming around the eyes (and that, my friends, is irreversible).

I have decided that since I cannot be funkily dressed anymore (how can anyone look good in long johns?) or have great hair anymore (my curls will be flattened by a perpetual beanie on my head), I will thus have FANTABULOUS skin.

Time shall not erase my beauty and youth! *ahem*

At 50, I predict I will have the best skin around without Botox. It will be so smooth that a G-2 pen cannot write on it.

It will be as clean and clear as Fat Her Ooi’s plate after dinner.

It will be as white as…Jia Min’s skin.

Excess eyebrow hair will magically stop growing so I will have perfect brows without ever needing to pluck. My face shall be as smooth and hairless as….YEOW WEI’S HEAD!! Hahaha! *

*a source has told me that the Ex has shaved his head. I cannot wait to see this. Quoted from the source: “For the first time I can see his neck!”

I am digressing.

Anyway, I will have fantastic skin and be asked to model for Oil of Olay. But I shall refuse because Diorskin offers more money and besides, I really really like John Galliano’s bags.

My current wish-list (because I am self-obsessed):

1. ABBA compilation CD

2. Kiroro CD (forgot title)

3. Pink Roxy jacket

4. Origins lip stain

5. Dior Girly bag (losing hope)

6. Peace on earth (this includes Mummy Ooi to stop nagging) and no more starvation

7. Immunity to cold weather

8. Another date activity other than movie, dinner, yam cha. What else can we do??

9. No more long johns

10. A haircut and a new hair colour