If you’ve read Hsin’s blog, you would have known that I *ahem* was the cause for most of the troubles that happened today.
PYRAMID:
We were in Pyramid, with two purposes in mind: Min needed retail therapy badly and I was looking for The Pink Roxy Jacket. Hsin got no purpose, she says she needed shoes but don’t believe her, she’s got a lot. Min got her retail therapy which was her long-awaited Levis. Unfortunately The Pink Roxy Jacket was nowhere to be found.
Because it is a bad PMS day for some people (ie me) I could not live without the jacket, and thus we headed off to Midvalley with The World’s Safest Driver behind the wheel.
MIDVALLEY:
The World’s Safest Driver took about 72 years behind the wheel and by the time we got there, our legs were wobbly and we had white beards and nostril hair sprouting, but my zest for life kept us going to look for The Pink Roxy Jacket.
AIyaa!! Neither Surf, Dive and Swim or Quiksilver had it, so it was on to Bukit Bintang for the Quiksilver shop there (still with bad PMS-ing on my part).
SUNGEI WANG:
We fcuking got lost. Need I say more?
Actually, yes. Because the story is quite entertaining, is it not? Yes, we got lost on the way from Midvalley to Sungei Wang.
This is not my fault! I cannot help it that I am not sure of the way from MV to Sg Wang! Due to several misreading of signs, obsession with an ugly person’s digital camera and unable-to-decide-which-road-to-take-therefore-taking-wrong-one, we ended up in…
Taman Desa.
Yes, I can just hear you asking where the hell is that. No, it’s not some name that i just made up on the spot, it really does exist. We were driving past a sign saying Taman Desa Waterpark and it was time to call for back-up.
“Hello Darren, where are you?”
Darren is too busy in the cinema so he asked me to call Yeow Wei because Yeow Wei stays near the water park, apparently.
Yeow Wei drove out to rescue us, amitabha!!
Henceforth, anyone who makes fun of Yeow Wei’s hair answers to my fist. He is truly Jesus, our saviour. I feel bad laughing at his hair now. He has hair and is not bald ok! I eat my words because he is a kind soul who came to rescue the Ex-Girlfriend whom he has not seen in months and months.
After a few correct turns, we finally reached Bukit Bintang. There was a slight problem in Hsin’s parking.
What am I saying! My fingers almost got sliced off!
Unskilful Driver seemed to have lost all her car-parking skills as she tried to manuever the car 90 degrees in vain to park. The side of the car was exactly one inch away from being scraped off.
So Heroic Aud (who, btw, is NOT the Most Reckless Driver in the world) stuck her hand out and PUSHED the sideview mirror in to prevent it from being annhilated. Then she was forced to put her hand OVER the mirror to protect it further in case the Unskilful Driver continued to inch closer to the wall.
This was in constant terror that Unskilful Driver would scrape off her fingers by crushing them in betweeen the wall and Kelisa.
We got off with shaky legs and a need to vomit from hsyterical laughter.
Horrors upon horrors! There was no Pink Roxy Jacket in Bukit Bintang too!
How now?!? There was nothing left to do, but buy a Pink Roxy Wallet instead. I had to do it to save myself from the evil eyes of the Safest Driver in the World and the Unskilful Driver.
And all’s well and happy.
