Quote from Hsin: “It could only happen to Audrey”.

On Monday, I followed Min to Monash. She was panicking cos we were a bit late so she drove quite fast.

I was *ahem* using a tissue to clear my nose. I have sinus problems all right?!

Jia Min drove fast over a pothole.

The car bumped.

The bump caused my finger to tear through the tissue and jab me with the nail in the deepest part of the nostril.

I thought I would black out from the pain. Also, eyes filled with tears.

Later when I blew my nose again, a piece of tissue flew out, the part of it that was torn by my finger.

I proclaim this Accident of the Year.

Another “It could only happen to Audrey” incident occured today, when Mummy Ooi announced to me that…….

THERE IS NO SPACE FOR ME IN THE CAR WHEN WE GO TO KLIA FOR ME TO FLY TO THE STATES.

I cannot believe it.

I am the one who’s leaving to study, and there is no place in the car for me.

Mummy Ooi told me to find my own transport there. Shit.

Quote from Hsin: “It could only happen to Audrey.”