I AM BACK!!!!

Reporting to you live from Mount Holyoke, which btw looks exactly like Stars Hollow in Gimore Girls, with white picket fences, sun porches with rocking chairs to sunbathe on, red brick buildings and people who say “How are you” everytime they see you even though they don’t know you.

Ah feck it, I am going to use Malaysian english now.

Wah lau damn beh tahan everyday got to speak perfect English la!!! Eesh…all these people..even the Asians speak with stupid ang moh slang…cos most of them went to international school wan.

Oh ya one more thing I can say here that I can’t in real life:

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Ahh this feels so good.

Nobody ever swears here. As opposed to Min who swears every 0.124 seconds.

Oh ya, the superb Audrey forgot to bring….. HER RETAINER AND SPECTACLES.

Fuck la! Cannot see anything without contacts and my teeth are coming out again!!!