By the way, I’m getting really addicted to online shopping.

You don’t even have to walk around. All you do is click on something they have to sell, and email them or call them up.

I’ve already bought my Calc textbook like that!

I think I’m going to start expanding to ebay.

Beth the roommate is already tired of me asking her if she wants to get a rug, desk lamp, TV or Johnny Depp poster.

She is terrified that she’ll come home one day to seven microwaves sitting on our floor.