Yesterday I went to check my mail in the campus center.

I put my key into the mailbox.

Yanked open the door.

WAHH!!! GOT NOT ONE, BUT TWO NOTIFICATIONS FOR ME TO COLLECT PACKAGES AT THE POST OFFICE!!!!

I happily trudged off campus in the glaring sun, walked down this damn long row of shops to the post office to collect my TWO packages.

By the time I reached the post office, I was hot and sweaty and breathless.

But its ok! Because I would be getting TWO packages, one from Chung Jia Min and the other nameless.

I waited in line in eager anticipation.

When it finally got to my turn, I enthusiastically presented my notices to the man.

And waited forever.

The man came back.

“I’m sorry I think this is an error. You’ve already collected a package last week right? These are just extra notifications.”

*splinter splinter* (sound of heart breaking)

Last week, my beloved Chung Jia Min did send me a package! But its not counted because it contained my specs and retainer (which I’d forgotten) and I’m going to pay her back anyway.

Therefore, it is time to make demands of you. I want to be sent packages!!!!

Do you know how sad it is to rush to the mailboxes with your friends to check your mail only to have nothing while everyone else gets boxes and boxes of stuff?

Send anything!!! Letters, cards, pictures, Maggi, pink stuff or lala things you know I’ll like!!

This is what you should write on your package:

Audrey Ooi,

2173 Blanchard Campus Center,

Mount Holyoke College,

50 College Street,

South Hadley, MA 01075-1461

USA

faster faster!!