I was talking to Mummy Ooi yesterday.

She asked me, “Have you been putting moisturiser on your skin or not?”

“I wanted to but I couldn’t find the body lotion! Where is it ar? How does it look like?”

“Its probably in the box la, you go and check later. It’s called Goat’s Milk or something like that, big bottle wan.”

However, intense ransacking of room failed to uncover any such moisturisers called Goat’s Milk.

A few hours later, I was taking my shower.

I picked up my body wash to pump some out. Eh remember ar, to tell Mummy not to buy any more of this brand…damn lousy wan…no lather at all and have to use a lot. Some more don’t feel really clean after showering also. Better remember to tell her what brand is this and not to buy it.

I looked at the brand name, trying to commit it to memory.

It stated very clearly on the bottle: Goat’s Milk Body Lotion.

There was a picture of a goat grazing to boot.

Oh well.