I am proud to say that I have just finished my stupid Econs paper. That’s right, at 4.07 am.

Stupid econs! Why must we write up case study for! Why should I ponder if it’s suitable to set up an internet cafe in Jamaica or not now!

Tell me, who wants to know if its profitable to set up CCs in Jamaica?

Okay, with the possible exception of Jamaicans.

I have heard something today that has confirmed my worst suspicions.

Mount Holyoke has the heaviest workload in the entire United States, second only to Yale.

NO WONDER LAH!!!

I thought its just me being a slow worker or something, or cannot get used to work after 9 months of leg shaking, but I ALWAYS have no time left after finishing all my assignments.

Now I know the cause. It is neither that I am stupid or slow or procrastinating, but because Mount Holyoke is insane.

I don’t know how those overachievers do it: those people who take 6 classes, then like to wake up at 5am in the morning for horse riding or boat rowing.

Actually come to think of it, I really don’t know how the Boat Rowing Society row either. There’s only one river around here and it ends in a waterfall.

A big one.

Maybe they row until maybe 10 metres away from the waterfall, then the Head Rower shouts through her megaphone, “OKAY LADIES, ABOUT FACE NOW!”

Then they frantically start rowing only at one side to turn the boat around before they go over the rapids.

Or maybe they just go with the flow and go over the waterfall, imagining they are at Sunway Lagoon, or to be classier, Knott’s Berry Farm.

And that’s how they get their adrenalin rush for the day.

Back to shittily heavy workload.

This makes me so-

Aiya why am I talking cock at this time of the night!

I shall go sleep now.

Oh ya, before that, I must show you my latest addiction!

(Also possibly one of the reasons I’m still awake at this time).

Look! A doll I made! It’s supposed to be me, by the way. Look alike or not? Okay lah, don’t look at the face, can? I couldn’t find eyes that had eyebags or a mouth as big as mine. So this will have to do.

But the hair quite same! (Except for that tie-tie thing at the top. No fear, I shall tie my hair like that tomorrow so me and my doll will look alike). Not to mention my penchant for star earrings, the color pink and even my skirt+pants combo! Wheee!

Angela also got hooked onto it…

::Damn shit really looks like her. Never mind, I have unique features! Plus I look taller than her, don’t I?

Tomorrow, I shall make a doll that looks like me BEFORE I cut my hair.