I have done something stupid again both yesterday AND today.

Yesterday, I stole a book from the library.

It wasn’t on purpose okay, after using the book for reference, I meant to put it back on its shelf in the archive where it belongs. But is it my fault that the archives are so far away from the main area?

Of course not.

Neither is it my fault that I unwittingly brought the book all the way back home.

Nor is it my fault that I forgot to sneak it back in today.

Oh and if you’re wondering, it wasn’t even anything remotely interesting for example Doraemon comic or maybe Penthouse.

Today’s stupid deed… well, today’s stupid deed will just have to stay a secret won’t it?

Because it is infinitely embarrassing and I will never forgive myself if I announce it on my blog.

It is more embarrassing than getting up on stage and dancing the Mammee chicken dance and winning first prize.

It is worse than soaping myself with moisturiser for one month.

It is more painful than jabbing yourself with your nail in your nostril because Jia Min’s car went over a pothole.

It is more horrifying than wearing your long johns out of your room.

Therefore it shall remain a well-kept secret only in the mind of Audrey Ooi.

It has occured to me that many of you like to read my blog just to see my humiliating escapades.

This is not flattering to me at all!

Why don’t you read my blog because you like the color pink or because my eyes mesmerize you?

From now on, my blog shall be a serious one and portray me in a sensible and goddess-like light. Which is, to be honest, the REAL me.

Move, over Mother Teresa!

*Symbol of intelligence and goodness*

So how about that Iraq war, huh?