My tooth is chipped again.
This is the third time it has been chipped.
Okay, Ruth, Min and Hsin, you can stop laughing now.
I shall proceed to tell you the history of this adventurous tooth who mm chai see still keep getting itself chipped. Doesn’t know what’s good for it.
The first time it happened was in Giant Supermarket in USJ (what an unromantic setting). I was probably 13 or 14 years old, and I was being made use by Mummy and Daddy Ooi to push the trolley. As usual, me, Brother Ooi and Daddy Ooi were entertaining ourselves waiting for Mummy Ooi while she shot us dirty looks once in a while to stop us from making too much hoo-ha.
Daddy Ooi (amidst giggles): “(insert something really hilarious and dumb)”
Audrey (throwing head back): “HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” (intends to bring head back down to rest on trolley handle but overestimates distance of trolley from head and force of head swing)
And that’s how I chipped my front tooth on a Giant trolley handle.
I got it patched and everything was hunky dory until last year.
(Fcuk lah, so big already this kind of fcuking malu things still happen to me)
It was in MacDonald’s SS15!! The one near Taylor’s. I think it was bad karma because I dragged the rest of them there to spy on (and laugh at the expense of) Ex. No1 who was having a date with one of his admirers.
As usual I was trying to be impressive and decided to attempt a sexy slutty look which Brother Ooi taught me.
It involves uh, “rawring” like a cat/lion/leopard and snapping your jaws together as seductively as you can. Like you just wanna eat the other person up or something.
DON’T ASK ME WHY SO FREAKING WEIRD AND SCARY LA OK! BARRY OOI TEACH WAN! YOU GO ASK HIM IF NOT SATISFIED!
Anyway I did the whole rawring, jaw snapping thing.
And chipped my tooth in the process.
It was probably the happiest day in the lives of Ruth, Min, Hsin, Grace and Mark.
Don’t la laugh at people’s misery.
Anyway thank god, this 3rd time chipping is normal. Probably just by chewing bones and cartilage.
(WEATHER UPDATE: Fcukenathan, Beth just told me it’s sleeting now, snow expected tomorrow. DOG SHIT!)
