Today is damn windy.

Getting. harder. to. walk.

And the fcuking wind blew my umbrella backwards again.

Now cannot close and open properly.

I am sitting here, typing with one hand. Why? Because my left hand is busy digging into a paper cup full of Milo balls, that’s why.

WHY AM I STILL EATING EVEN THOUGH BROTHER OOI HAS COMMENTED THAT IF HE PINCHED MY CHEEKS NOW, FAT WOULD DRIP OUT OF THEM?

And someone else, has commented before that I look like a pau too.

Who was that?! Own up, loser!

And someone else said I was chubby cheeks/face too!

Not to mention bachang.

Let me recap what i ate for dinner.

Rice pilaf

Hawaiian Tofu Kabobs

Baja Chicken Breast

TWO Baja Chicken Cutlets

Peanut Butter & Chocolate Chip Bars

1 cup Milo Balls

Big-ass bowl of salad with lotsa ranch dressing, chick peas and diced ham

NNGGGHHHHH!!!!! Why am I doing this?! I got the dreaded syndrome where I’m not even hungry but my mouth just feel itchy!

Cannot, cannot!

I do not want to look like a snowman. Or the moon. Or Big Potato from Lau Fu Zhi. Or Tare Panda. Or My Neighbour Totoro.

Or Fat Her Ooi.

Hahahahahha!! Sorry Dad, couldn’t resist.