I’m procrastinating from studying for my Japanese oral test.

I have discovered why am I getting fat.

There are several theories why:

1) There is no Daddy Ooi to tickle me and for me to wallop

2) Less people to go hysterical with, hence stomach muscles are not in use, hence getting fat

3) Too cold here to sweat any fats out

4) Fries and Coke are served every meal. I cannot resist.

18 days till warm, sunny Malaysia! Which weather I will hate as soon as I touch down in KLIA.

Back to pretending to work.