In conjunction with our procrastination, Beth and I talk to each other online, even though we’re seated 5 feet apart from each other.
This is by far the strangest and sickest conversation we’ve ever come up with. (And it’s long too, so bear with me.)
audreythecute: my hip hurts
audreythecute: its gonna be bruised tmr
Singin2TheOcean: meh, you’ll be alright
audreythecute: how unkind
Singin2TheOcean: i lurve ju!
audreythecute: who is ju?
audreythecute: hahaahahahah
Singin2TheOcean: that’s slang for “you,” antler rot
Singin2TheOcean: hahaha
audreythecute: from i love u to antler rot
audreythecute: what a jump
Singin2TheOcean: hahahaha
Singin2TheOcean: it’s a term of endearment
audreythecute: hahahahah okay..but ur hairy butt from now on
Singin2TheOcean: that’s worse
audreythecute: another term of endearment
audreythecute: it means i love u more
Singin2TheOcean: doubtful
Singin2TheOcean: oh what a night . . .
Singin2TheOcean: late december back in 63 . . .
audreythecute: hate ur evil laugh
Singin2TheOcean: i didn’t know i had one
Singin2TheOcean: i think i’ve developed it after living with you
audreythecute: ….
audreythecute: u seem to be quite expert at it though
Singin2TheOcean: well, i’ve had lots of occasions to use it
Singin2TheOcean: antler rot
Singin2TheOcean: haha
audreythecute: hairy butt
Singin2TheOcean: that’s just foul
audreythecute: no its lovely
Singin2TheOcean: riiiiight
audreythecute: i lurve ju, hairy butt
Singin2TheOcean: you know i can come up with much worse things than antler rot
Singin2TheOcean: so don’t tempt me
Singin2TheOcean: hahah
Singin2TheOcean: toe fungus
audreythecute: hahahahahaah im sticking with hairy butt
Singin2TheOcean: genital herpes
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahahahaa
Singin2TheOcean: i doubt i could say that one aloud
audreythecute: yellow discharge
Singin2TheOcean: i hope you throw up your oreos
Singin2TheOcean: vomit eater
audreythecute: u look more nauseous than me
audreythecute: ear shit
audreythecute: hahahahahahah i dunno what its called!
Singin2TheOcean: that doesn’t even exist!
Singin2TheOcean: jizz licker
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahahahaaa
audreythecute: pubic dandruff
Singin2TheOcean: pubic lice eater
Singin2TheOcean: pubic hair tupee wearer
audreythecute: foreskin flakes
Singin2TheOcean: foreskin rash rubber
audreythecute: nipple discharge
Singin2TheOcean is away at 0:32:51.
audreythecute: i got another gross term
Singin2TheOcean: great
Singin2TheOcean: :-\
Singin2TheOcean: i’m soooooo excited
Singin2TheOcean: woo
audreythecute: hahahah u’ll love it
audreythecute: nostril pus
Singin2TheOcean: anal drainage
Singin2TheOcean: YLiMe118: usedTamponEater
audreythecute: hey this is a family affair!
audreythecute: no outsiders
Singin2TheOcean: boo for you
Singin2TheOcean: cocksucking ball licker
audreythecute: ok thats just crude
audreythecute: lacks class and imagination
Singin2TheOcean: shadup la
audreythecute: haha ok i need to get back to work
Singin2TheOcean: it’s cold in here
audreythecute: really? its fine to me
Singin2TheOcean: you are a freak
audreythecute: you have a hairy ass
Singin2TheOcean: have you been looking, foreskin flakes?
audreythecute: no but they were dropping all over the room
Singin2TheOcean: you really are truly foul
Singin2TheOcean: foreskin scabs
Singin2TheOcean: haha
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahahahahaa
Singin2TheOcean: i see you thinking over there
audreythecute: testicle fluff
Singin2TheOcean: ball sack shaver
Singin2TheOcean: read what i sent you, numbnuts
Singin2TheOcean: that isn’t as bad
Singin2TheOcean: it just doesn’t sound as bad
Singin2TheOcean: pubic lice and foreskin flake sandwhich with jizz on top
Singin2TheOcean: JIZZ!
Singin2TheOcean: JIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Singin2TheOcean: cum, if you like
Singin2TheOcean: hahah
audreythecute: cum on ur face
Singin2TheOcean: jizz on your sheets
Singin2TheOcean: mwahahahahaaa
Singin2TheOcean: especially the pink fuzzy one
audreythecute: nooooooooo
Singin2TheOcean: it’d get all matted and nasty
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahaahaha
audreythecute: period blood on ur sheets!
Singin2TheOcean: period blood on your face
Singin2TheOcean: ugggggggggh
Singin2TheOcean: alright, it’s time for a truce
Singin2TheOcean: i need to do work
audreythecute: ok me too
Singin2TheOcean: or i’ll be up until 6
audreythecute: want a cookie?
Singin2TheOcean: no
audreythecute: it doesnt have cum on it
Singin2TheOcean: fuck your cookies
Singin2TheOcean: what’s the white stuff inside then?
Singin2TheOcean: hehehehee
audreythecute: discharge
