You know times are a-changing when during a family reunion dinner, the grandkids are all clustered around three different handphones, furiously stabbing away at the keys and racking up the top scores in the phone games that nobody plays.

That’s how I spent dinner, ladling out fish for under-12s and yelling at them when they dropped ice cubes into my soup.

Just watched Extreme Makeover. First time seeing and I am damn impressed! So fugly also become so pretty! I also want la.

List of cosmetic surgery wants:

– First up, eliminating adipose tissue at middle area

– Break in jawbones to get slimmer face

– Face lift to get rid of eyebags

– Sew up my mouth to make it smaller. HAHA!

Oh yes, three days ago, I woke up and made up my mind that it was time for… A Hair Revamp.

Unfortunately after checking John Tang’s schedule, I discovered to my chagrin that… Today Was His Off Day.

What the! Just when I want to do my hair, the sifu has to be unavailable? However, nothing will deter me from getting what I want, especially when it comes togetting fabulous hair.

I pulled out his contact number….and due to my lack of Cantonese knowledge, made Mummy Ooi call John Tang.

“Hello, is this John Tang? … I’m Joyce, my daughter always goes to you to do her hair. She said you will remember her; she’s the short short one who cannot speak Cantonese and went to Mei Kok.”

“Oh ya ya I remember her! Very short wan right?”

wtf.

Anyway I dragged Mummy Ooi and Chung Jia Min along with me and got our hair done.

Guess how much we did our hair for?

Mummy Ooi and Min got haircuts for fcukin RM18.

And I dyed and cut my hair for RM85.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

I am the man! And John Tang is God.

Even though the hair is a bit the lala, cos of the color and the bit too short fringe, RM85 is godly:D