The last 3 days were spent in Genting, as a birthday present from my beloved Jia Min and Ruth.:D
Unfortunately, the Minolta had to run out of battery again and all the pics are with Ruth, so this is going to be a text only blog.
THE GENTING TRIP IS THE MOST SUAY TRIP THAT HAS EVER TAKEN PLACE ON EARTH.
Monday 17 Jan 2004:
– Woke up, got ready. Alex Tham came to pick me up then went to get Min and Ruth. Realised I left the Milo at home and rushed back home to get it, amidst indignant shouts from Ruth and Min and stoner looks from Alex.
– Got to LRT station and went up the wrong side, thus missing the train and having to wait for the next one.
– At the LRT station, realised in shock that I forgot to pack my towel. Had visions of shaking myself dry and Min and Ruth locking me up naked in the toilet till I got dry.
– On the LRT, I happened to glance up at the old Chinese man sitting opposite me AND SAW HIS TESTICLES HANGING OUT OF HIS SHORTS. I felt like vomiting and Ruth and Min were eqaully horrified. The worst part was his legs kept opening bigger and bigger and suddenly I could see not only his testicles but his dick as well! Fucking small some more wanna show it off ar! Pukima!
And when the fucker actually opened his mouth to ask us about directions of the stations, Min pretended not to speak Cantonese out of fear that he would start a whole conversation with us. When we arrived at Terminal Putra, we rushed like mad out of the train.
– At Terminal Putra, we got harrassed by old Chinese men trying to sell us illegal tickets to Genting. Now, we have all decided that this is Ruth’s fault because she only attracts old men and nothing else.
– Upon reaching Genting, I realised to my horror that not only had I forgotten my towel, I also forgot my pajamas. No wonder bag so light la! To think I was patting myself on the back for being such a light packer. In the end I had to spend RM40 on pajamas from FOS. On budget kononnya. Over already la.
– Everybody knows how extorbitant Genting prices are. We spent RM48 on bah kut teh. That didn’t have meat in it. =(
Tuesday 18 Jan 2004:
– To save money, the 3 of us actually brought cup noodles up with us. When we ripped them open in the morning for breakfast, we discovered THERE WERE NO FORKS INCLUDED. What to do?
In the end, Jia Min ate her noodles using a straw from the Milo boxed drink. Ruth ate hers using her Hello Kitty pen. I ate mine using… my toothbrush.
– Today was Theme Park Day. We bounced into the theme park full of glee and bumped into this little Indian/Middle Eastern looking boy at the merry go round. He kept staring at us so we took a picture of him.
Later on we bumped into him somewhere else in the theme park again. Feeling there was something wrong because both times we saw him also he was by himself, we were lagi more surprised when he started trailing Jia Min. When we turned around, he started hitting Ruth in the groin. Ruth screamed and started running around and the little fucker ran after her and slapped her in the front AND back.
I managed to grab the kid midrun and pushed him away. Then we all started walking away from him. He ran after us again and I turned around and lifted up my hand and said, “If you run after us again I will slap you.”
The demon kid just smiled at me and made a come-on sign with his hand.
So the next time he ran after us again, I grabbed hold of his hands which were trying to grab one of our asses and slapped him nicely.
Then Jia Min grabbed his legs and shouted, “Siapa punya anak ini kacau orang!” (Whose kid is this bothering people?!) Ruth held his arms and we carried him like that to find a Genting staff.
We found a guy manning an icecream booth and passed the little fucker over to him. He said,
“Eh kamu pasti ini bukan anak kamu ar?!” (Eh are you sure this is not your kid?!)
Ruth said, “Yalah! Anak kita mana ada hodoh sangat?!” (Yes! Our kid won’t be so ugly!)
Later in the day when we passed to booth again, we saw it was closed. We suspect the kid killed the guy. And the kid may have been a hantu/demon.
– We came out of the theme park with multiple injuries.
Playing bumper cars, Ruth got a bruise on her back thanks to this fuckhead of a father who was driving a car with his small son in it. He seemed to take perverse pleasure in hitting us with his car very hard then throwing back his head and laughing when we screamed. KNN this is how you teach your kid ar?! Fuck you la!
Also, during bumper cars, this guy hit me headon and I flew off my seat and hit my mouth on the steering wheel. My mouth filled with blood and my eyes with tears la obviously. Now I have a lebam on my upper lip, lacerated gums, and a knocked in front tooth. Mahai, if I had known bumper cars would make your teeth go in and the rest of your teeth shift around, making you feel like you had braces back on again, I definitely wouldn’t have put braces last time. Just go to Genting.
– On the swingy ride where near the entrance, Jia Min’s finger got slammed under the safety bar and she has a big blood clot there now.
Suayness.
