There is an alien object in my room.

It comes in the shape of an unfamiliar pale green panty.

Whose one is it?!? It’s certainly not mine! I don’t have panties with that much amount of rubber gathers at the waist please!

I brought it along to the yum cha session, thinking that it was Ruth’s one and that the bodoh woman left it behind in my house.

Me (upon Ruth’s entrance into the car): “Eh woman is that your panty ar? You left it in my house la!”

Ruth: “No la! I where got panties like this one! This one like come in the 5 in a pack kind I where got wear wan!”

Then we decided that it must belong to Tan Hsin-Ee because she was the only other one to stay over at my house.

I messaged her: “eh did u leave ur underwear at my hse last time?”

Hsin: “nooo la! wtf would i leave my underwear around for?! hahahahahha!!! where was it? clean wan or not??!”

Me: “CLEAN AND FOLDED FOUND IT ON TOP OF MY CUPBOARD ITS PALE GREEN RU SURE ITS NOT URS AR”

Hsin: “very sure. i would have realised if i came home with one underwear short waaat. hehehe somore u caps everything, hahahahah!”

So that was that. This was a mystery panty and none of us wanted anything to do with it.

Ruth picked it up using Alex Tham’s cushion.

I tried to leave it on his dashboard but failed.

Alex Tham was terrified that his mother would find it in his car and think that he had a night of fiery sex in it.

::A lone picture of us camwhoring in Genting. Ruth, where is the rest?!::

::Blurry pic of us. Again, Ruth where is the rest?::

::The fleshy thing at the top left corner is a finger.::

::Me and Min. Bitch damn photogenic :P::

::Another photogenic bitch. I failed to look good at all tonight.::

::Who took this pic of me?! Always must take me and the mirror la now! Hehe::

::Face almost the same size after he go backwards several meters::

::Did you know that yum cha-ing too much causes high sugar levels and diabetes? Haha no wonder have to order Excel instead of teh o ais limau!::